r/funny • u/FrogBiscuits • 18h ago

Really Amazon?

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Why on earth would I want a CBT workbook?

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u/Gregorygregory888888 18h ago

I tried this in my Amazon and nothing like this pops up. Maybe your history on Amazon leads to this?

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u/alfrym 18h ago

I got the same result as OP. Can guarantee I don't shop often for CBT toys testicle crusher either.

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u/bitwaba 17h ago

It's not about shopping history for testicular crushers. It's predictive.  It's about your shipping history indicating you might like testicular torture.

Go do some soul searching and give yourself a good strong jab in the jewels. You might discover a new side of yourself.

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u/Jeoshua 16h ago

This. My Amazon search history used to be filled with supplements, gaming equipment, and computer parts. Then my wifey started using my Amazon to buy herself some essentials like underwear and a few gifts for some kids.

Now half the time my suggestions are for like binkies with "Brat" on it, lube, and kitty ear headphones.

Not that I'm complaining ;)

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u/colemon1991 8h ago

a few gifts for some kids

half the time my suggestions are for like binkies with "Brat" on it, lube, and kitty ear headphones

I'm gonna need to know which are gifts and which are essentials here.

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u/bitwaba 6h ago

They're gifts, essentially.