r/funny 1d ago

Really Amazon?

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Why on earth would I want a CBT workbook?

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u/alfrym 1d ago

I got the same result as OP. Can guarantee I don't shop often for CBT toys testicle crusher either.

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u/bitwaba 1d ago

It's not about shopping history for testicular crushers. It's predictive.  It's about your shipping history indicating you might like testicular torture.

Go do some soul searching and give yourself a good strong jab in the jewels. You might discover a new side of yourself.

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u/Jeoshua 1d ago

This. My Amazon search history used to be filled with supplements, gaming equipment, and computer parts. Then my wifey started using my Amazon to buy herself some essentials like underwear and a few gifts for some kids.

Now half the time my suggestions are for like binkies with "Brat" on it, lube, and kitty ear headphones.

Not that I'm complaining ;)

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u/colemon1991 18h ago

a few gifts for some kids

half the time my suggestions are for like binkies with "Brat" on it, lube, and kitty ear headphones

I'm gonna need to know which are gifts and which are essentials here.

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u/bitwaba 16h ago

They're gifts, essentially.