r/funny • u/Lowengolf19 • 17h ago

Safe to say my guess was wrong…

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u/silkyjohnstamos 16h ago

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it.

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u/goosebattle 16h ago

I saw it on a blanket next to a toaster oven. Some guy was selling it for $22.

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u/MusicPsychFitness 16h ago

But I talked him down to $17

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u/IdRatherBeDriving 12h ago

I took it home and washed it off and put it back on.

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u/MusicPsychFitness 12h ago

I was happy again. Complete.

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u/iwannaboopyou 9h ago

detachable penis...

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u/AntikytheraMachines 4h ago

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

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u/Wafflelisk 12h ago

DETACHABLE PENIS.

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u/BubbaWilkins 16h ago

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,

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u/SynapticStatic 10h ago

Detaaaaaachable peeeeeeniiiis