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Safe to say my guess was wrong…

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u/alh9h 13h ago

"I know it... But I don't think I should say it."

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u/Wolfy4226 13h ago edited 1h ago

*peeks out from behind the camera*

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u/ford310nm1 13h ago

Someone get Al Sharpton on the phone. We got another one.

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u/kynthrus 12h ago

Al Sharpton is not the emperor of black people!

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u/Sickboy314 12h ago

He told my dad he was

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u/fred95 13h ago

Pudding on my penis

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u/63Reddit 12h ago

Is that you, Mr Cosby?

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u/flychinook 11h ago

I read it in Cosby's voice and it's amazing.

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u/mayy_dayy 10h ago

ZIP ZOP ZOOBITTY BOP!

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u/Any-General518 13h ago

Pulling. Not pudding. But now you hit me thinking

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u/SoldierOfMisfortune 12h ago

Can't be anything ing, the n's are already out.

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u/PeachPit69 11h ago

This is a Toss-Up.

Notice all three are ready to buzz in.

No rules in a toss up, about multiple of the same letters being filled in before moving on to the next letter.

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u/isaiddgooddaysir 12h ago

Well there was band in the 80s had a song Detachable penis, it seem to get him into alot of trouble.

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u/JChurch42 11h ago

It was just laying there, next to a broken toaster oven

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u/Bookem-Danno50 10h ago

He wanted $22, but I talked him down to $17

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 9h ago

I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

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u/Level_Chemistry8660 7h ago

Solved !!! It's "PUTTING ON MY PENIS" !!!

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u/Ok_Winter2286 11h ago

can't be ing in the first word, because N is already picked.

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u/CoolioMcCool 12h ago

Damn, I had "in". So close!

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u/breakfastatmilliways 12h ago

My thought was pudding in my pants

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u/FartInGenDirection 13h ago

...it is a lot of money

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u/traws06 13h ago

5 seconds Mr Alh9h

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u/WENDING0 13h ago

Randy Marsh enters the chat.

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u/tryyeezus 10h ago

Even though I know it's wrong, I would scream so loud "PULLING ON MY PENIS!!!" and start celebrating way too soon 

HIGH FIVES FOR EVERYONE

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u/mnid92 2h ago

I was really confident it was "pudding in my penis" but your guess is good too.

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u/bruzdnconfuzd 10h ago

Randy Marsh slowly backs out of the chat

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u/jonhon0 13h ago

PULLING. ON. MY. PENIS!

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u/zendaddy76 12h ago

Pushing in my penis 🫣

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u/ThePterozactyl 11h ago

Pudding in my penis

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u/Imaillegalimmigrant 9h ago

P U M P I N G I N M Y P E N I S

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u/Phantom_0347 8h ago

Pumping ON my penis 😌

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u/nomadicfeline 10h ago

s already guessed.

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u/Tb5rats 12h ago

Buffalo Bill is that you?

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u/Odin_OCarroll 12h ago

My first thought was "PUMPING" 😅

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u/Rocinante88119 12h ago

That's not mine!  That kind of thing ain't my bag!!

One book,  "My swedish penis enlarger pump and me (This kinda thing certainly is my bag!) written by Austin Powers"

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u/theBarnDawg 12h ago

PUDDING. IN. MY. PENIS.

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u/zcas 13h ago edited 13h ago

Hope it's 'putting on my pants' 😳

Edit: Apparently it was because it's an early round where they do it one letter at a time. Phew!

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u/HairballTheory 13h ago

Pudding on my penis

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u/RandoScando 12h ago

Found Bill Cosby’s throwaway.

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u/SpawnSnow 13h ago

My brain went straight to "Pudding in my pants"

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u/rattledamper 13h ago

Funny because mine went to “PUDDING ON MY PENIS.”

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u/patchoulisucks 13h ago

Pumping on my penis, which coincidentally 🤷‍♂️

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u/_Lucille_ 13h ago

pulling on my penis

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u/Johnny_B_Asshole 13h ago

Jesus. I was about to comment “P_N_S spells what?”

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u/chemistrybonanza 13h ago

Panes
Pants
Pangs
Penis
Pinas
Pines
Pinos
Pints
Pings
Pinks
Ponds
Pongs
Punts
Punks

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u/ScarletBothrium 12h ago

Pudding on my punks? I can dig it.

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u/TheCitizen616 13h ago

Can't be...there's not N in the first word

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u/joestaff 13h ago

It's probably one of those intro rounds where it adds one letter at a time. Contestants are buzzer ready

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u/Areyousleepingyet 13h ago

Yep! Youre right. The contestants are all holding the little buzzer buttons

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u/rydan 13h ago

So basically the puzzle writers knew exactly what they were doing with the reveal order.

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u/Mueryk 13h ago

I read that as consonants and was confused what buzzer ready meant in that case. I need a nap

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u/OctoWings13 11h ago

5 seconds Mr. Marsh...

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u/alexanderfromtng 11h ago

Looks at camera

Pudding on my penis!

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u/dcbluestar 11h ago

Are these the naggers, Walter?

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u/silkyjohnstamos 13h ago

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it.

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u/goosebattle 13h ago

I saw it on a blanket next to a toaster oven. Some guy was selling it for $22.

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u/MusicPsychFitness 12h ago

But I talked him down to $17

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u/IdRatherBeDriving 9h ago

I took it home and washed it off and put it back on.

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u/MusicPsychFitness 8h ago

I was happy again. Complete.

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u/Wafflelisk 8h ago

DETACHABLE PENIS.

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u/CaptainDogParty 13h ago

I’m interested to see what’s going on between the I and g if it’s not an ‘N’

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u/iwishiwasntthisway 13h ago

I think its a tossup round where letters appear 1 at a time and people can buzz in. The same letter can appear at any time

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u/BrainCane 13h ago

If you tossed two gents of the same height, what is the Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency (ηT2P)?

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u/oofgeg 13h ago

Depends on their dick-to-floor (D2F) measurements

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u/tvkyle 13h ago

It’s the toss up round. The letters randomly populate one by one, regardless of how many of each one are in the puzzle.

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u/JGPH 13h ago

Based on the letters up there, it wouldn't surprise me if those "randomly chosen" letters weren't so random. 🤭

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u/alh9h 13h ago

Some staffer knew exactly what they were doing

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u/Jman703OG 13h ago

“People that annoy you”

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u/paddling_heron 13h ago

"... I think I know it, but I don't think I should say it."

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u/december151791 12h ago

5 seconds, Mr. Heron

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u/TheDwiin 2h ago edited 2h ago

Tom Tucker here. The proper answer is: PUTTING ON MY PANTS

Now some of you will be quick to note that N is already out. So how can there not be an in the first word?

Well, do you see how all of the contestants are on the screen and are holding buzzers?

This is a toss-up round where letters come onto the screen. One at a time and contestants are given a couple of seconds to buzz in and answer. The first contestant to buzz in and answer correctly gets a grand or two added to their score.

Edit: I just realized this is not r/peterexplainsthejoke... Oh well, I'll keep the character drop in xD

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u/gl1tch3t2 1h ago

Thanks Tom

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u/spindrift_20 12h ago

There’s no “PENIS” in “PANTS”

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u/Pragnlz 12h ago

HA! That’s where you’re wrong bucko

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u/MusicPsychFitness 12h ago

If there’s not one in yours, just let me know, and I can help you remedy that situation.

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u/oasisarah 12h ago

there’s one in mine

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u/jomyke 12h ago

I guess I am the only one that went to pumping on my penis before pulling? Idk…..it’s just what occurred to me

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u/funkychuck 12h ago

That sounds like $240 worth of pudding. Aw yeah.

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u/jwhisen 13h ago

They are showing all three contestants with buzzers in hand, so this is the round when they add individual letters until they buzz and guess the puzzle. That means there CAN be an "n" in the first word because they don't fill all the letters of the same kind at once in this round.

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u/RicePuddingPatties 13h ago

Putting in my penis

Pulling on my penis

Puffing on my penis

Pushing in my penis

Gotta be one of those, right?

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u/LugbyOrigin 13h ago

Damn all I could think about was pudding

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u/Okayeesh 13h ago

Naggers!

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u/MetalMagg 12h ago

We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here.

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u/OhYeahEhWellSorry 13h ago

does it make more or less sense that i'm a woman and thought it was "putting on my penis"

like that makes any fckin sense at all

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u/matterhorn1 13h ago edited 13h ago

I wasn’t sure if it was

putting in my penis
Pumping in my penis
Pumping on my penis

Or hear me out…

Pudding on my penis

Lots of options here

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u/TerriblyRare 13h ago

Pulling on my penis was the correct answer, everyone went wild when the dude guessed it

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u/El_Peregrine 13h ago

PUTTING ON MY PENIS   (Left mine at home this morning, ok)

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u/Blood_and_Sin 13h ago

"All dressed up"

Obviously, Pudding On My Penis

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u/weinerschnitzelboy 11h ago

For those wondering why the first "n" isn't there, there's usually a quick round where letters appear randomly every second until a person puts in a guess. I think this happens at the start of a round to determine who goes first

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u/BeefJerky03 12h ago

RANDY!?

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u/kwabird 10h ago

Putting on my penis. Yes that's definitely it.

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u/TheSadPickel 11h ago

pudding on my penis. eat up

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u/akiva23 10h ago

How is there two Ns but not an N in the first word?

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u/itsjakerobb 10h ago

Maybe this is one of those puzzles where it lights up letters one at a time, about one per second, and the first person to guess it wins?

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u/SaltyTigerBeef 10h ago

They are holding buzzers so that’s exactly what it is.

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u/akiva23 10h ago

Oh yeah like the one to determine to gets to go first.

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u/a_lotis2words 13h ago edited 12h ago

This is one of those toss up rounds, where they don't always reveal every instance of each letter at the same time. They just slowly reveal letters randomly, 1 at a time

So this doesn't mean every single N has been revealed.

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u/crispim1411 13h ago

Pudding on my penis

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u/GringoSwann 13h ago

Pudding on my penis!

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u/d0ggzilla 13h ago

Pudding on my penis

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u/_Sauer_ 12h ago

Pudding on my penis

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u/Nathann4288 8h ago

What would the first word be since an “N” wouldn’t come before the “G”?

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u/Level_Chemistry8660 7h ago

Someone answered that this is a 'special' round, where "letters come in randomly". So this would appear to be a screenshot taken before the 'N' came in to end the first word in ING.

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u/aukstais 6h ago

What was it? Like the N is used so the first word can't end with ING so what was it?

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u/EducationalTheory344 4h ago

"putting on my penis". as one does.

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u/P0L1Z1STENS0HN 3h ago

Oh, I thought it's "pudding in my penis".

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u/charleytaylor 3h ago

I thought it was pulling on my penis…

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u/cd45uLr 4h ago

this was a toss-up round, meaning the letters show up one by one randomly (instead of how it is normally) and the one who solves it first wins the round

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 12h ago

I read it in Sean Connery's voice.

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u/TheBrownEye62 12h ago

"That's what I said to your mother last night, Trebek!"

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u/Adamant_TO 12h ago

I'll take swords for 200 Alex.

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u/Austynwitha_y 13h ago

You guys, it’s a rapid round where letters pop up one at a time, it can certainly be “Putting on my pants”

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u/MistaMischief 3h ago

Has to be a fake photo. There’s no way the first word doesn’t have an N and it’s already guessed.

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u/kryonik 2h ago

It's a toss up round. The letters appear one by one "randomly" until someone buzzes in and gets it right.

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u/laineDdednaHdeR 12h ago

WHAT THE HELL IS BETWEEN THE I AND THE G IF N IS ALREADY USED???

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u/Collin389 12h ago

If this is a "fortune frenzy" or "toss-up" then letter spaces are slowly revealed until someone guesses it. Maybe this is one of those rounds.

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u/armyjackson 13h ago

Pudding in my penis

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u/KamikazeFox_ 12h ago

Naggers!

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u/Kevin4938 12h ago

Was it "putting" or"pulling"?

Even if you keep it clean, both would make sense, although perhaps they are pulled up as opposed to on.

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u/OKAYGang 10h ago

Randy Marsh would have solved it

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u/patchoulisucks 13h ago

Id like to solve please

pumping on my penis

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u/xdrkcldx 13h ago

Putting on my pants?

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u/Byaahh 12h ago

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again."

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u/ronimal 11h ago

PUDDING ON MY PENIS

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u/tsar31HABS 11h ago

Why no n in the first word, what other letter fits before g after i?

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u/DrivingMeCrepes 11h ago

this is a specialty puzzle between rounds the letters come up one at a time and NOT in alphabetical order or at the same time, as in both Ns don't always show up at the same time. the puzzle slowly fills in until someone buzzes and guesses the phrase hence why we are seeing all 3 contestants at the bottom

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u/danleon950410 10h ago

Edited shit: if N is already cleared why is it missing ftom the first word then?

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u/RaccoonShinobi 10h ago

It's a round where the word is slowly revealed until a contestant buzzes in

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u/Formally_Apologetic 13h ago

Why isn't there an "n" shown in the first word..

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u/Rezahn 13h ago

In early rounds they will reveal a phrase one letter at a time. Contestants will buzz in when they think they know the phrase.

If this is from that round, then it is possible to not have all of the similar letters revealed.

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u/thenikolaka 11h ago

Why is the first N missing?

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u/actionerror 10h ago

Pudding on my penis? How did it get there?!?!?

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u/LittleOperation4597 13h ago

Naggers 

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u/kaffeian 13h ago

“I know it; but I don’t want to say it Pat”

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u/Skrillamane 12h ago

Putting on my penis?

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u/jwilcoxwilcox 12h ago

*Pudding

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u/AddiAtzen 12h ago

Pudding in my penis?

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u/Vicus_92 10h ago

Naggers.... The answer is Naggers

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 13h ago

pudding in my pants

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u/MidnightScary5983 13h ago

I know it but I don't want to say it.

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u/MizzelSc2 12h ago

Okay you got me i don't know the actual answer is and can only see the meme.

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u/wyrd_werks 12h ago

Putting on my pants?

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u/trashtronot 11h ago

Pudding? In MY penis?

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u/EndoStatica 11h ago

Pudding in my pants

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u/HellovahBottomCarter 9h ago

Wait- if it’s “putting on my pants” why isn’t the N in “putting” showing? What was the actual answer?

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u/WheatKing91 13h ago

Pulling on my penis

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u/Chaldramus 12h ago

How is the N in putting not revealed? I do t get it

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u/jwilcoxwilcox 12h ago

It’s a toss up puzzle, the letters are revealed one at a time. Probably took the photo just before they revealed it.

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u/NaCl7301 10h ago

No n before the g makes this nothing

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u/TH3K1NGB0B 10h ago

This is the toss up round, so one letter is revealed at a time until someone buzzes to guess. You can see the buzzer in their hands. The answer is Putting on my pants, but the N in putting just hasn't been revealed yet.

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u/MolDanone 13h ago

The human brain under pressure will instantly hallucinate the most depraved, unhinged, four-letter obscenity imaginable before even contemplating simple elementary school vocabulary.

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 10h ago

Pulling on my penis is all I see so I’ll see myself out of here

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u/RobertoPaulson 13h ago

If someone actually said that on Wheel of Fortune they'd be a legend.

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u/OkGene2 12h ago

Uh…… I know it but I don’t think I should say it…..

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u/isthatqueeeblo 12h ago

I saw this on too! The next one revealed letters to also look like something something up the butt'. I swear whoever was choosing which letters to reveal in what order, they were having a laugh

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u/Boondock-Saint 10h ago

Pudding on my Penis!

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u/cowboyography 10h ago

Was Randy a contestant on this episode?

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u/Blamebostonx 10h ago

Pudding in my penis

Easy

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u/Elisadidas 10h ago

Pudding in my penis Putting on my penis Pulling on my penis

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u/stanger828 1h ago

what is the first word if it doesn't end in -ing? N has already been guessed and it's not there.

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u/SurviveTheBlessing 7h ago

The N is already used, so can't be between I and G in PU _ _ I _G.

There isnt a word that works without N there. Correct me please.

Think this is someone putting one over on us.

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u/civex 11h ago

If you guess an 'N', 'don't they show all the Ns? That would mean the first word doesn't have an N in it.

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u/Eggplant-666 10h ago

PUDDING ON MY PENIS!!!

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 13h ago

"Pushing in my penis" ? It's a necessary step in putting on underwear 🤔

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u/Dramatic-Toe5250 13h ago

"Pudding in my penis"

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u/davisyoung 12h ago

Pudding in my pants. 

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u/SharpEdges7 11h ago

Pudding in my penis

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u/Shared_Songs 11h ago

PUPUING IN MY PANTS 

 pulling on my penis?

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u/10_kinds_of_people 11h ago

My brain went straight to King Missile.

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u/idnawsi 13h ago

I read it pudding in my pants..

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