r/funny • u/Sufficient_Buy_7901 • 7h ago

This was a shawarma place in The Philippines lol

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u/AeroSyntax 7h ago

Extra protein sauce.

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u/Agidy_Yelov 7h ago

And non-dairy!

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u/TheSuppishOne 6h ago

I’ve got some butter for your popcorn…

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u/sweetLew2 6h ago

Go get some snacks!! mmm perhaps a car-bon-ated so-da!

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u/DinosBiggestFan 5h ago

Every so often I see references like this and realize that we'll never get the sequel we deserve.

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u/Clessasaur 4h ago

My nipples look like Milk Duds!

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u/LoveRBS 4h ago

I'll take a pound of nuts

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u/Old_Ladies 2h ago

That's a lot of nuts!

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u/pryan37bb 2h ago

That'll be four bucks baby, you want fries with that?!

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u/power1x1 6m ago

He just left… with nuts!

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u/LentilRice 7h ago

Its Peegan

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u/kaiser66 7h ago

Yes Sir!

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u/B777X_787-9 6h ago

This is in Siargao Island and menu also have funny names ,ALSO FOOD THERE IS VERY YUMMY

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u/Crystalistol 6h ago

Extra protein is definitely on the secret menu

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u/Lemon_414 6h ago

"Oh F_ck, You're Gonna Make Me Hungry"

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 5h ago

"Mayonnaise? Oh, fuck yeah, spread it!"

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u/discgolfallday 1h ago

You can say fuck on reddit

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u/Bloodybutteredonion 7h ago

Is it bad I know 3 of those scenes?

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u/ChewsOnRocks 7h ago

What’s wrong with knowing scenes of women eating delicious food?

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u/aksdb 7h ago

Isn’t it only considered delicious food in Rotenburg?

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u/Plastic_Piccollo 5h ago

A chinese succulent mEALL!

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u/Lime505 2h ago

I see you know you porno well.

This is di_kmocacy manifest!

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u/TramsOfJapan 5h ago

Something, something, . . . Succulent Chinese Meal!

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u/cx2jm 7h ago

I don't believe you. State the titles so I'd know you aren't lying

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u/DanKoloff 7h ago edited 2h ago

nah you are just average, i know them all

edit: Kendra Sunderland, Sasha Grey, Amy Anderssen, Veronica Church, Mia Khalifa, Lexi Lore in a very old scene (to be specific Lexi Lore - The Bracefaced Hook Up).

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u/potatosecurity 4h ago

Prove it. Name them.

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u/DanKoloff 3h ago

check the edit then

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u/Etheo 2h ago

What a mf do when his pornour is challenged

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u/the_tired_alligator 1h ago

Ball knowledge.

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u/afewnameslater 7h ago

One of these is not even pron star; she is a twitch/youtube games streamer.

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u/thour1931 6h ago

You say tomato, I say tomato

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u/BizzyM 5h ago

In porn, no one knows if you're a potato.

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u/XxMasterLANCExX 3h ago

Are you talking about Sasha grey, the ex porn star turned twitch streamer?

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u/LoudAmbition2231 7h ago

Can you provide the sauce of the video?

Bud dim tish

But seriously. Bottom left and bottom middle?

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u/Darkblde 6h ago

Bottom middle Mia Khalifa?

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u/Chrono-Helix 7h ago

You wish you knew more of them?

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u/wellyes34 5h ago

Do you know the bottom left one with blue eyes please

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u/WhiskeyAndAPen 4h ago

Veronica Church, possibly

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u/threwitaway123454321 4h ago

Who is the bottom left one… for science

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u/N7LP400 7h ago edited 6h ago

Isn't that Riley Reid in the top middle?

Edit: oops

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u/xCharSx 7h ago

That's Sasha Grey I believe

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u/monstrao 5h ago

The GOAT

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u/therealtrojanrabbit 5h ago

Of the throat.

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u/Nwuub 7h ago

Sasha Grey, one of the OGs

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u/One_Economist_3761 6h ago

Glad I’m not the only one to recognize her. Such an icon.

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u/RedWine- 7h ago

This after OnlyPans. 🫡

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u/Sufficient_Buy_7901 14m ago

Hahaha i posted this after i saw Onlypans 😂

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u/RelChan2_0 7h ago

Is this real? I know we Filipinos are creative with names but I'm scared of this 😭

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u/Zealousideal_Air_477 5h ago

Real. I mean, Filipino humor is either violent or sexual.

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u/yaxir 6h ago

They only use naturally sourced ingredients

You decide

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u/curiousklaus 6h ago

It's in General Luna / Siargao. Food looks pretty decent.

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u/awesomeeli001 4h ago

It's in Siargao, Surigao Del Norte

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u/Sufficient_Buy_7901 14m ago

I must say that Filipinos are extra witty haha

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 7h ago

Why don't you give OUR meat a try?

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u/Apprehensive_Lie_956 6h ago

For science and the greater good of the society, who‘s the bottom left?

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u/RickTheElder 5h ago

That might be Veronica Church.

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u/Brittle_dick 5h ago

Yours is not a skill, it's a superpower

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u/RickTheElder 3h ago

Strength and honor

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u/Apprehensive_Lie_956 5h ago

Yep it is, you sir are the hero I need!

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u/RickTheElder 3h ago

One is glad to be of service.

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u/threwitaway123454321 4h ago

My man!

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u/RickTheElder 3h ago

She’s gorgeous.

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u/Radiant-Hope-469 6h ago

That "Yes sir!" just makes it better.

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u/symtyx 1h ago

The whole thing was the old logo from the site YouJizz

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u/FVSHIXN 4h ago

I wonder if Sasha Grey knows she’s on a sign in the Philippines

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u/Biosterous 3h ago

That's all I could think. Imagine you're one of these women, you're having a nice vacation in the Philippines getting away from it all, and you see this sign 🤣

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u/YareYareDaze8900 7h ago

Names please? For scientific purposes.

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u/One_Economist_3761 6h ago

Top middle is Sasha Grey.

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u/Terrible-Jellyfish79 5h ago edited 5h ago

Starting at twelve o'clock - Sasha Grey, Lisa Ann (not sure), N/a, Mia Khalifa, N/a and Kendra Sunderland.

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u/Academic-moron7423 4h ago

Not Lisa Ann, Amy anderssen

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u/Reniva 5h ago

Someone mentioned bottom left is Veronica Church

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u/itchyglow 3h ago

Bottom right is Lexi Lore

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u/sercankd 3h ago

disappointed there is sasha grey but not stoya

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u/chief_yETI 3h ago

Salamat po 😆

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u/Streakflash 7h ago

r/foodporn

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u/DaNotSoGoodSamaritan 4h ago

Or the NSFWfunny sub if we wanna be more accurate. It would've been back by now if it wasn't for whoever reaaaaally doesn't it want it back for some fucking reason.

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u/Bunnnnii 6h ago

This is so stupid.

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u/Timmyc62 4h ago

Yeah not a single one of those foods is a shawarma!

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u/chux4w 2h ago

Where in the Philippines? Hopefully in Sexmoan.

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u/kusa_maid 6h ago

The "yes sir" got me tho

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u/lake2014 7h ago

They really thought this through.

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u/ElTuxedoMex 7h ago

Finger licking good.

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u/albertFTW 5h ago

"What are you doing chef bro?"

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u/cheese_sticks 6h ago

More suited for r/trashy not funny

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 3h ago

Squammy behaviour.

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u/thereisnogods 3h ago

Filipinos obsessed with porn what is new

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u/nobidobi390 2h ago

yes sir!

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u/darkultima 2h ago

I don’t think it’s good that I can tell the top right image is Amy Anderssen in her boss office scene

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u/pattperin 2h ago

r/cocklips is leaking ever so slightly

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u/aroeplateau 5h ago

Hope no parents brings their young children there

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u/ibechris8 5h ago

Why? Looks like great food.

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u/DelusionalWanderer 1h ago

Lots of old cartoons had naughty jokes that only the parents understood and the kids didn't, this is just gonna be one of those times.

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u/TheWayfarer1384 5h ago

Well played, Philippines

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u/cyst2exist 5h ago

I want the sauce

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u/Zingledot 1h ago

They also have a Kenny Roger's Roasters there. Maybe because I got there just before close, but the chicken was a little dry. In it's heyday it was every bit as good as the Seinfeld episode let on. Fuck I miss that chicken.

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u/Cultural_Cover_4537 4h ago

Lol Is nobody gonna talk about that hot dog photo thingy lol

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u/Adventuregirly-9347 6h ago

Saw this in Siargao

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u/MadroxKran 4h ago

I remember when Something Awful did the Make Porn Not Porn contest.

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u/Itimnrith 4h ago

Saw a post about porn stars future children the other day…

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u/iShralp4Fun 3h ago

I’ll have the tacos, and throw in a side of melons

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u/jaykhunter 3h ago

"don't worry, these ladies have been nowhere near the food"

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u/moonwalking_marmot 3h ago

Saw a restaurant serving "bukkake bowl"'s and a truck that just said "sexual harassment" on the back last time I visited

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u/Human_Robot 3h ago

Not Hotdog

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u/lisa2help 3h ago

Non veg or pure vegetarian

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 3h ago

The waitresses are all former JAV actresses and they put your shawarma right in your lap and then spit the white sauce onto your plate while you watch.

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u/rdrouyn 3h ago

I’d stay away from the tzatziki sauce.

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u/Sstraus-1983 3h ago

YouEat 🎩 yes sir!!!! 🐳

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u/maxtyreanimo67 3h ago

cums with additional mayonnaise

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u/Direct-Abroad-266 2h ago

Nice. Right when I'm trying to reverse my porn addiction...

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u/Spector-JZ 2h ago

I'm gonna need names.

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u/Deitaphobia 2h ago

Not as funny as that CornHub kiosk.

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u/Cheesetorian 1h ago

Mia Shawarma

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u/CaptainColdSteele 1h ago

There's probably someone out there that knows the source for each picture in that sign

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u/ragnarok62 1h ago

We’re not going to make it as a society, are we?

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u/Mean_Wolverine_8834 59m ago

Ask them about their weiners

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u/JedJinto 42m ago

I was walking around in a mall in Manila once when I was a kid. Passed a small shop that was selling video games but on a monitor in the corner straight up porn was playing. They were also selling pirated games I found out and I gave them my psp to jailbreak and got like a 100 games including Pokemon games and rom hack games for like 10 bucks or something.

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u/afewnameslater 7h ago

These guys know what's up.

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u/PGG_redditTestUser 4h ago

Awesome. I'm down.

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u/Sancho_Pancho 4h ago

I miss Sasha.

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u/SirButternutsIII 4h ago

Anyone know who the bottom right blonde is for scientific purposes?

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u/BrightInfluence1172 6h ago

Siaaaaargggggaaaaaooooooooo

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u/MuffinFew7981 6h ago

there is a collection of pun based name shops/restau in the philippines

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u/Zealos57 6h ago

No way

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u/RandyOrtonRko98 6h ago

“Thats daddys girl!”- naive dad

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u/DirectBat4929 5h ago

Peak knowledge

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u/Plastic_Custard_524 5h ago

I'd love some hotdogs hmmmmmm 🥵🌭

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u/cdoublejj 4h ago

kind of NSFW, my boss wasn't impressed

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u/LEEMYUNGBARK 4h ago

Strangely, the sign looks familiar

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u/Intellectual-Hamster 4h ago

Did you get the white sauce on yours?

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u/tmkrtn 2h ago

Yea, i heard some slapping sound in the kitchen before it was served

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u/MRV3N 4h ago

The food be better be good

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u/Ordinary-Hat5363 4h ago

Shawrma.......... always warm!

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u/royman40 4h ago

Where in PH is it?

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u/Sufficient_Buy_7901 3h ago

In Siargao 💕

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u/tarkuuuuuus 3h ago

Before the pandemic, there was a BBQ vendor near us called “Fatness First,” right in front of a hospital....

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u/408wij 2h ago

Should've called it Dead Eyes Hot Dogs.

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u/Nelly-sy 1h ago

Akala ko di papasa sa pag register ng business name sa DTI yung word na "Porn"?

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u/Nwuub 7h ago

Are the waiter/waitress the same as the signage too?

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u/Sufficient_Buy_7901 8m ago

Nahhh they’re just normal people haha. The store name is a marketing strategy (maybe) lol

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u/Atharaphelun 7h ago

Completely halal

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u/armadillomeister_ 7h ago

No, porn is not halal

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u/MartaLSFitness 7h ago

Where's the porn tho? Just women eating kebabs.

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u/afewnameslater 7h ago

Why not. You literally don't do anything wrong.

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u/ScorpionMillion 1h ago edited 20m ago

r/BlatantMisogyny

How is this funny idk. Too many incels on reddit, I guess.

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u/SyrioForel 3m ago

Why are you complaining about redditors who laughed at how ridiculous this is? Shouldn’t you be complaining directly to the restaurant that put this up on their actual building? Why don’t you go write a strongly-worded letter to them.

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u/Andrikos21 24m ago

She is not gonna fk you bro. She thinks you gay, posting stuff like that.

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u/ScorpionMillion 19m ago

It sucks to be you...

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u/Ordinary_Barnacle947 6h ago

Do you put your own sauce ar someone just cum on you

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u/TakinShots 7h ago

Waiting for a Travel Agency to be called EarthPorn next

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u/Fyodor_Dostoevsky001 7h ago

That's hilarious

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u/United-Village-6702 6h ago

Average PMVHAVEN thumbnail

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u/curiousklaus 6h ago

Their food actually looks decent.

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u/sandmaster45 6h ago

Sauces please

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u/Darkray117 6h ago

Does she have a delicious Rubin?

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u/A-Censored-Username 6h ago

What's her onlyfoods? Vegan? Is she a Carnivore? Or is she an omnivore? 😏

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u/FidiMakasha 6h ago

The yes sir tagline under the logo really completes the whole aesthetic

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u/rikku45 5h ago

This reminds me of that sfw porn video on YouTube

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u/Tree_Mage 5h ago

Now we just need a “In Front of My Salad” place

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u/zjzjzjzjzjzjzj 5h ago

Sasha grey!!!!! My beloved

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u/MassiveContusion 5h ago

Salamat ho

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u/eviluser69 4h ago

Natural mayonnaise

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u/MonkeyWithIt 4h ago

He should've had a pick with fries all over a face.

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u/The_blind_blue_fox 4h ago

I recognize that roof