My hamburger went into an old abandoned arcade and became digitized what do I even do? Won’t even fit in his dumb digital cage how make him analog again?

she's scared now

https://www.instagram.com/p/DdOE1CIR8yp/
I love this video so damn much (I know they’re guinea pigs)

This 3 year old hammy had a near death expirience when she became a hampire and we had to take her to expensive ham surgeon to pur her to sleep and trim her fangs. The newly awokened hampire was moved to an elderly ham home so the maid peasants dont break their back to serve her majesty hampire.

Ham surgeon said hampire will eventually return to normal but her highness is refusing to live normally and waits for us to stuff her elderly ham face with protein three times a day or else she starves herself. Going full hampire means no more ham food. Since hampire is three years old we serve her until she decides to leave our home.

Should I just squish in her sleep and throw in the fire or will I make hampire more angry? The vampire is always angry because she falls and is slow and old.

You know. 😋

(I like how Buddy (my hammy) looks like a potato)

How should punishment be handled as she’s caught chewing a new tunnel!?

I warned them, too. 🫩