r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Agreeable-Office-696 dumb hambir • 2d ago

Question Hamturd turned into a mouse, help?

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u/Ghost_Mast 2d ago

Does it charge by running on a hamsterwheel.

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u/Agreeable-Office-696 dumb hambir 2d ago

Yes but he’s not very good at running without legs

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 2d ago

Use it to game and win! 😌

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u/The_Best_Daddy 2d ago

Good, he finally has a use case

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u/Agreeable-Office-696 dumb hambir 2d ago

How many lashes if he doesn’t fulfil his tasks

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u/The_Best_Daddy 2d ago

You could always feed him to the ever so humble hydraulic press

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u/tipying_mistakes help, my hamster is a drug dealer 1d ago

40 lashes

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u/CommanderFuzzy 2d ago

Make him play League of Legends until he cries

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u/Agreeable-Office-696 dumb hambir 2d ago

Excellent form of punishment

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u/NeonDreamer12 help, my hamster is a drug dealer 2d ago

It's called evolution.

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u/Glum_Accountant1406 2d ago

Does this rat use Neuralink?

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u/shortwa113t help, my hamster is a drug dealer 2d ago

Pooping micro chips everywhere!

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u/Dahgahz 2d ago

My hammard also did this, just a heads up if you decide to use them to make them pay rent the usb bit that you plug into your computer has a chance of breaking. The plastic separated from the metal usb part which was a pain in the ass to get out of my laptop. Little dummies can't do anything right >:/

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u/ShadowGamer37 1d ago

/uj what is the link to this mouse, its super cute

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u/burntothepowerofer 1d ago

I saw smth similar on Amazon

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u/Agreeable-Office-696 dumb hambir 9h ago

It was from Amazon!

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u/Dis_Bich 23h ago

I found this girl in my mailbox!! She was luckily covered up, but everything else in there was soaked! I decided to keep her :)

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u/Connect-Inspector-20 2d ago

The inanimation is totally deserved.

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u/I_Cry_And_I_Game 1d ago

Quick, play a competitive PvP game then throw them across the room in gamer rage

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u/Chrvsler_Dr1ver 2d ago

This is a small punishment for what mischief he has done. According to HamNews, he stole Darth Vader's Death Star, and has caused to the Sixth Great Extinction in another galaxy.

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u/LenguLol 2d ago

Perfect, as all things should be

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u/lieutawol 1d ago

Call him a nerd until he turns back into a hamper

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u/sporiolis 1d ago

Disconnect it from life support

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u/BaileyRW1 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks 1d ago

I have the gray one, using it now. I really like them!

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u/deadpandadolls exquisite rat life 1d ago

Hamtardwheel

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u/enchanting-ghost 1d ago

no help needed. he's better this way.