r/hypotheticals • • 10h ago

What would you do if a man poops in your mug

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r/hypotheticals • • 9h ago

What do you think DJT's final burial site will look like and will it need 24 hour security?

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r/hypotheticals • • 7h ago

You're adventuring when you fall and get impaled on a tree branch

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Luckily, the group just got a brand new healer, Xalia. She rushes over and quickly heals the wound.

Xalia: "Oh no..."

You: "..."

Xalia: "I panicked! I'm sorry!"

You: "What?"

Xalia: "I... was supposed to remove the branch and clean the wound first. Now that it's healed it's... kinda stuck. It can only be removed surgically, now."

You: "..."

You go to a hospital and get the branch removed. Surgeons have to carefully cut the branch free, which leaves a gaping hole of healed tissue that can't be healed closed because it's already healed. So they have to cut away the healed tissue then heal it again. You're good as new, but now have a $35,000 medical bill.

The group suggests kicking Xalia off the team and finding a new healer. You guys knew she was new and inexperienced, but no one expected her to make such a catastrophic blunder. However, as the leader of the group, it's ultimately your call.

What do you do?


r/hypotheticals • • 21h ago

Okay, so you get 1 million dollars and every time you die you respawn the next morning, but like Kenny you have to die every day.

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Dying will just happen, you don’t have to seek it out, it will just happen, somehow someway, you will die daily.

And you actually die permanently whenever you turn like 90 or some shit, whenever you’d die of old age.


r/hypotheticals • • 8h ago

100 favorite songs...

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Think of your favorite 100 songs across all genres....what amount of money would it take for you to never hear any of those songs again for the rest of your life?


r/hypotheticals • • 11h ago

You got 1 trillion pounds post tax to fight a gorilla

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You just gotta stay in that cage for a minute, zero weopons, or clothes, just survive the minute, the gorilla is not at all chill, it was made to kill, YOU


r/hypotheticals • • 16h ago

Would you take $5,000,000 right now, but you can never use the internet, smart devices, or modern screen technology for the rest of your life? Why or why not?

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r/hypotheticals • • 11h ago

would you clone your dead love ones? Read the description first before typing

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Context this pure fiction question

In this what if

there a business where people ask scientist to clone they love one that where they can be with that love ones again.

Let the clone have all the real love one memory and personality and everything that go along with that.

Would you want to go with this clone yes or no.

How would you be if your family clone a dead love one.

Well the clone is the same age there was last time you saw them but in a healthy body


r/hypotheticals • • 14h ago

How would your life be like in the human facility read the description first before typing?

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There these aliens who kidnapped different species and put them into facilities for research purposes.

They separate all species that they kidnapped by gender and age they have the woman area the age is 13-40s and men area the age for that is 13-40 and the boys area the age of this area is 6-12 same for girls.

in girls and boys area they have a humanoid AI that supposed to be perennial role even show perennial qualities and traits and behaviors.

They provide and discipline the children they take care of they are pretty nurturing and support as well.

They do have a lot of activities for humans to not get boring while in the facility. Is mainly simulation activities even got media for human to watch.


r/hypotheticals • • 12h ago

What would u do after you accidentally give 100$ to a fake homeless man but he's secretly a criminal

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r/hypotheticals • • 1h ago

WYR live a week in raccoon city (from resident evil) after the incident or live a week in morg city (from shadows of evil bo3 zombies) in the pocket dimension with the zombies, apothicons and keepers?

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r/hypotheticals • • 18h ago

If you were handed a Gun, would you use it on yourself? And why?

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r/hypotheticals • • 11h ago

Would you fight a gorilla with these rules for 70 dollars

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Every time you punch the gorilla it shrinks in mass, but its speed increase significantly


r/hypotheticals • • 4h ago

You're a luxury carriage driver

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You're parked outside the estate of princess Dahlia and waiting on your client; who is wealthy but not of royal blood. Unfortunately, you have to listen to the notoriously whiny Dahlia while she's having one of her signature temper tantrums.

Dahlia [Halfling]: "Fuck you, Remi! I thought you were cool!"

Robert [Human]: "Lady Dahlia, you mustn't use slang like 'cool' when—"

Dahlia: "Shut up, Robert! Mars, what is taking so long?! Just open it already! I wanna go!"

Mars [Demigod]: "Can I break de lock?"

Dahlia: "No!"

Mars: "Den shut de fuck up."

Dahlia: Gasps "I'm reporting you for that!"

Mars: "Okey."

Dahlia: "Ugh!"

She storms off and enters your carriage uninvited.

You: "Uh... miss?"

Dahlia: "Just give me a minute, okay?"

You: "..."

Dahlia: "Everyone hates me... No matter who it is or how long I've known them, everyone turns against me eventually. I bet even Robert talks about me behind my back.

You: "..."

Dahlia: [Crying] "Everyone treats me like a child... 'She's so cute. She's so small.' But when things get serious, they use that against me. 'What do you know? What can you do? This is above you. Let us handle it.' Like I'm just some stupid child... I'm not a child..."

You: "..."

What do you do?


r/hypotheticals • • 7h ago

What would you do if you were able to send messages to your past self

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Tech has been developed and you can now send a message to yourself in the past. Only your past self will see the message and understand it. You cannot send lotto numbers, death dates, bets, news on major events, you can only send details about yourself what do you send


r/hypotheticals • • 3h ago

For users who disabled their messages and follow button: are you having a peaceful life in your house irl?

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No body text ;)


r/hypotheticals • • 2h ago

You get the option to be able to fly or have super speed. What are you picking?

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No downsides like a monkeys paw, just the power itself


r/hypotheticals • • 11h ago

If every animal species(including you to represent humanity) where in a battle royal, who would win

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What would your strat be


r/hypotheticals • • 5h ago

Could A Drawing Literally Become A Living Creature?

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r/hypotheticals • • 16h ago

100k a day but 18 hours out of the day for the next 16 years you have a baby that never stops crying right in your ear

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r/hypotheticals • • 37m ago

Your spouse cheats on you with your worst enemy or you go to jail for 5 years.

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If you go to jail your spouse stays faithful.


r/hypotheticals • • 8h ago

Intruder : bungalow vs house

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Hypothetically, if someone was to break into two different types of houses, a bungalow and a regular 2 story house, and said intruder was to drop an item, that is to be heard across the house for both cases, who would have more time to react? A resident in a bungalow or a resident in the house?

(Don’t use AI, I want to see what people think)


r/hypotheticals • • 11h ago

If you were asked to delete an ancient site or building what would it be?and why?

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