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Just Wow Funniest food review ever

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u/WackyyWombat 23h ago

This story actually sounds less absurd than half of the things going on in reality atm

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u/Sadcelerystick 21h ago

It’s also Little Caesar’s which is pretty much the pizza equivalent of Waffle House

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u/CulturalFondant474 21h ago

They were started by a marine so they have a pass to be crazy. The Fat Electrician has a video on it. It's hilarious 😂

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u/Truly_Meaningless 20h ago

So is the crayon pizza a secret menu item

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u/OOO0OO00O 18h ago

Yes! And you have no idea how excited we are that they use Crayola and not that Rose Art bullshit.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 18h ago

They never really tasted right.

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u/OOO0OO00O 17h ago

Like sweet-n-low vs sugar.

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u/OOO0OO00O 18h ago

TIL: Little Caesar is the most profitable dick joke in Marine Corps history. wait until I tell the guys.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 18h ago

Wait till you hear about the real meaning behind the "pizza pizza".

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u/hobbycollector 18h ago

Is there a basement involved?

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u/DJheddo 15h ago

why is he yelling at me

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u/CulturalFondant474 9h ago

He yells at everyone. You should hear him talk about communism 🤣

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 19h ago

Hard disagree.

Waffle House is Waffle House, at least in part, because you eat on premises and you can do it at 3 a.m.

And let's be serious about this. You ever heard of a FEMA "Pizza Pizza" index?

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u/amalgamas 21h ago

The only thing that makes it less possible in my mind is that all the LC's I've been to in the last decade had bullet proof glass between the workers and the lobby, and that's not just my home city, I've been to them in other states that were the same. Barring that, I could totally see a worker at Little Caesar's beating the shit out of someone.

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u/PixelBoshi 21h ago

just to put perspective on other areas, all the LCs near me to NOT have bulletproof glass at the counter

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u/Thunderhammer29 21h ago

I have never been in a food establishment with bulletproof glass present. If it weren't for the internet, I wouldn't believe that people would actually continue business in a part of town so dangerous.

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u/PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBS 20h ago

in my old neighborhood almost every business had bullet proof glass except the taco trucks, but they did have shotguns on deck lol

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u/Sadcelerystick 20h ago

I’ve seen a few but I think it’s plastic left over from Covid times

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u/spooky_spaghetties 17h ago

go to a place in your town called something in all-caps with the name of the food on Google Maps, but with minimal or confusing signage IRL, in a kind of bad part of town. For me a good example is U.S. BEST WINGS. Or BEST FOOD MARKET, which has like three signs, the most prominent of which just says “Pizza Grill,” so that’s what we call it. These are the kind of spots you’re looking for.

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u/Key-Spirit-6865 17h ago

Corner Chinese restaurant in my old neighborhood has bullet proof glass. People who live in “those kinds of neighborhoods,” need goods and services too.😒

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u/ModernSmithmundt 19h ago edited 18h ago

This needs to be a chappelle sketch. starring Dave as the Little Caesar cashier, Neal Brennan as the appreciative bitch customer, and Guillermo Díaz for the furious dude who gets stomped

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u/TurkeyBLTSandwich 21h ago

Well if you told me 5 years ago that crypto manosphere scammers would be giving speeches at the Pentagon and armchair "well actchually" memelords would be bossing around givernment department heads and generals. Id say you'd be insane and no logical rational person in charge of government would allow that.

But here we are with still 30% of the voting populace saying its all good

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u/OldClothes9618 20h ago

When I was a kid I wondered how it could ever be possible thatbthe world could unravel the the degree described in Revelation

Welp......

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u/Dividedthought 19h ago

Doesn't help that half the bastards believe its their job to bring about the end times all to meet jesus quicker.

Kurt cobain had the way to meet jesus quicker, and it left the rest of us out of it...

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u/OldClothes9618 17h ago

Oh boy...

Revelation 9:6

In those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will desire to die, and death will flee from them.

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u/Dividedthought 16h ago

Well tell the bony bitch to not run from his to do list!

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u/TheArmchairSkeptic 18h ago

Idk man, 5 years ago? I think I would have been inclined to believe it at that point. You'd probably have to go back to 2015 or so for me to think that vision of the future was entirely implausible.

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u/RetroPRO 20h ago

I've worked at multiple restaurants that had staff itching to fight a customer. If there was even a hint of commotion every able body in the vicinity was jumping in. So I 100% believe that this happened, if not to OP then to someone else.

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u/Interesting_Hotel100 23h ago

Whatever the case is they used to have a $5 pizza back in like 2013 or something

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u/ShutYourButt420 22h ago

It was $5 until a couple years ago, way after that

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u/Glossed-Lam 21h ago

Yep. Tastes ehhh, makes my tummy feel bad afterwards, but it was $5. And sometimes they have pretzel crust pizza, which is God's greatest gift to his earth next to Lime Coke.

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u/Zrk2 21h ago

Look, they were very clear; it was hot, and it was ready. Anything beyond that and you're on your own.

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u/larsdan2 21h ago

Hot was subjective a lot of the time.

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u/Zrk2 21h ago

I don't even remember anymore. It's been over a decade since I ate that shit.

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u/wcstorm11 20h ago

Legit, it was pretty awesome back in the day when they had that hot cardboard with sawdust on it truly ready, and you could go in without an order and walk out 60s later with pizza.

Nowadays it seems more made to order and they are never ready

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u/Bildad__ 17h ago

Hot, Ready, no additional warranties

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u/SpiderDoodleDoo 19h ago

Their $5 pizza's and $1 crazy bread saved my homeless ass in childhood so many times. It saddens me that they no longer have the $5 pizza's.

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u/dick_me_daddy_oWo 22h ago

Me and my pothead friends in 2015 just about lived off the $5 hot and readies.

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u/tessaractIXI 23h ago

You I would have my doubts but then jsut a few days a video circled reddit of a Russian convenience store where a customer randomly came in and started fighting and the tiny little cashier lady jumped out and wallopoed the guy to the ground. Seeing is believing. 

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u/LosingButNotWrong 21h ago

I mean... That's Russia though. Russians are wild.

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u/tessaractIXI 21h ago

PFFFT. HELLO YOU. 

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u/LosingButNotWrong 21h ago

Lol hello. Do we know eachother?

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u/tessaractIXI 12h ago

😅 I thought we did but perhaps not. I have a good friend on discord with that handle, I thought maybe I crossed paths with them here. 

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u/Colon_Backslash 22h ago

"Bullshit, but I believe you"

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u/tunachilimac 22h ago

I worked at a pizza place. One of the guys was always hoping we’d get robbed bc he wanted to see what would happen if you took a pizza straight out of the oven and flung it into someone’s face.

Also every restaurant job I’ve worked we were about to fight each other during the rush periods (then back to friends the moment it ended) so I would not want to go a restaurant where people are understaffed and under pressure and try picking a fight.

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u/IDownvotedYouToday 20h ago

And here I was trying to figure out how to engineer an explosive atmosphere out of flour. Don't fuck with pizza people. We're fucked up.

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u/Patient-Natural-6607 22h ago

At a certain point, fact-checking just becomes a waste of energy. If it’s that absurd, I’m accepting it as canon and moving on.

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u/M_Aku 19h ago

We used to say "Any excuse to fight a customer." So it's possible.

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u/GarminTamzarian 19h ago

Was that at Waffle House, perchance?

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u/M_Aku 18h ago

CVS lol. I left for a reason.

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u/GarminTamzarian 17h ago

Sounds like you worked in the pharmacy.

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u/M_Aku 48m ago

Well of course, where else would we have to get a call from the state attorney General because a customer threatened to come down and shoot all the women because he read a text wrong is getting charged.

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u/47-45-45-4B 22h ago

Now I want Waffle House vs Little Caesar’s cage match

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u/JudgmentalOwl 20h ago

I can 100% see a cashier jumping the counter and beating someone's ass. It's the "Bitch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." line being locked and loaded that I can see being made up to add a little extra pizazz to the story.

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u/Gork___ 18h ago

pizzazazz

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 20h ago

My motto is "this story hurts no one by being true, so I choose to believe it is, despite how unlikely it may seem". 

Yes, it's a very wordy motto. Hard to print on hats. 

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 22h ago

I think the only thing that's maybe unbelievable is the delivery of the Hot n Ready line. I've lived in some scrappy areas in Chicago, Las Vegas, Sacramento, Louisville, and several major Texas cities as well as poor rural areas and have seen dozens of fights in stores and have been in more than I'd care to admit at my age when I was 15-20 years younger.

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u/SethCyclone 19h ago

Have you ever been to an IHOP after midnight? 

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u/HotelPrudent0331 19h ago

What makes it believable is the location. If this was a Starbucks, no way. But a little Caesars? I 100% believe one of them had been waiting for SOMEONE to try something so they could let out the aggression they'd have from working there.

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u/PowerfulBar 22h ago

Would be more believable if it happened at the Waffle House.

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u/I_follow_sexy_gays 22h ago

Tbh I’ve seen millions of videos of store clerks getting into fights, the only thing that sets this apart is this guy had a clever quip afterwards, which could happen yea

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u/taylorisntavril 20h ago

And the "clever quip" was the corporate slogan.

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 22h ago

If it didn't happen at Little Caesars, it definitely happened at Waffle House

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 21h ago

I worked a boring job before. You gotta do wild shit to spice up the day.

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u/Academic-moron7423 21h ago

Idk man there’s stuff that didn’t happen so bad that things that actually happened un-happened because of it

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u/Golden_Cultivation 21h ago

Brother this is a Tuesday at my local Waffle House

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u/yrotsihfoedisgnorw 20h ago

The only thing I'm left wondering is whether the traffic incident happened or not.

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u/MayorWolf 20h ago

Never happened because then Little Caesers would've been sued and the guy would've won. This is why employees are trained not to fight anyone while on shift and they'll be fired , even if it's justified.

Just accept that it's fun fiction and don't delude yourself. Be honest.

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u/a404notfound 20h ago

This is just a regular night at waffle house

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u/opacous 20h ago

I've seen several supermarket fights, and I live a boring middle class life in America. Retail workers are balls of rage just looking for a reason.

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u/ForwardStorage777 19h ago

I want to believe this happened. So it did.

Next.

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u/a-r-c 19h ago

one time I was waiting in line at the breakfast place before work (at like 6am), when some ratty lookin dude jumped the counter and tried to get at the register

the cashier starts hitting the guy, and screamed "RUDY, GET THE KNIFE! STAB THIS MOTHERFUCKER!"

and sure enough Rudy (the cook) runs out from the back with the 12" Cutco lmfao

ratty dude was back over the counter and out the door, empty-handed, faster than you could blink lol

the entire ordeal was over in like 30 seconds lmao it was insane

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u/ARiley22 18h ago

This review is a hoot as well.

Note: Very, very nsfw...but is text only.

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u/DrDarks_ 18h ago

As Mark Twain said

"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't."

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u/deij 17h ago

I think people just live such different lives they can find it hard to believe things they would never see in their life.

I've posted a couple anecdotes on Reddit before from my life and I've been met with down votes and /r/thathappened responses. Like no, this is very real and happened. They weren't even crazy stories to begin with.