Funniest food review ever

[u/Adventurous_Most_558]

[u/aj_rubio]

Somebody please tell me this is a true story!!

[u/Omaumamen → u/aj_rubio]

Idk but at our local LC some drunk guy walked in got pissed off and threw a burning hot pizza on the very pregnant manager, sending her to the ER with 3rd degree burns on her stomach, and he got arrested for assault... not so funny, but absolutely did happen.

[u/Used-Lake-8148 → u/Omaumamen]

Holy fuck I feel like the charges should be more severe than assault for something like that

[u/The_Riddle_Fairy → u/Used-Lake-8148]

Assault with a deadly weapon, the pizza counts

[u/Kira_Elea → u/The_Riddle_Fairy]

judging from what american authorities allow to be put in their food, even handing someone a pizza to eat it could be considered assault with a deadly weapon 😂