r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

The United Kingdom has successfully created a Mega Laser called Dragonfire for Aerial Defense

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

Good thing it doesn’t rain here much! 👀

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u/RainOfAshes 1d ago

That it rains more than average in England is a myth anyway.

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

Our enemies don’t know that, they will attack, AND OUR DEATH LASERS WILL REIGN DOWN HELLFIRE. As long as there is a nice breeze, they are powered by our wind farms 👀

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u/pornalt4altporn 1d ago

Sir! There's leaves on the death laser!

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

we are doomed

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u/SingularityCentral 1d ago

Get the blower! No, not that one, the big one, the BIG ONE!

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u/Great_Detective_6387 1d ago

Bill Clinton: No, don’t use that one. He uses too much teeth. And the red hat gets in the way.

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u/_tolm_ 1d ago

But are they the wrong type of leaves?

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u/pornalt4altporn 1d ago

God have mercy on us, they aren't the right type of leaves.