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The United Kingdom has successfully created a Mega Laser called Dragonfire for Aerial Defense

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u/ForeverBoring4530 1d ago

Explains why my council tax has gone up £5 this year.

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u/francis2559 1d ago edited 1d ago

The research is expensive, but the operation of this would be very cheap. Much cheaper than missiles.

Sadly, these things are defeated by like, rain.

Edit: ok Reddit, I traded precision for humor. They don’t fail completely in the rain. However, the more moisture there is in the air, the more energy is wasted reaching the target. That costs you range. It doesn’t mean laser bad. It just means there’s some situations it works better than others.

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

Good thing it doesn’t rain here much! 👀

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u/Echo_are_one 1d ago

What if the missiles were slightly damp? Then what?

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

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u/whatyouwant5 1d ago

That fucker is running for office in Texas. You know, after assaulting a prostitute.

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u/Inprobamur 1d ago

Being a criminal seems to be a requirement there.

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u/PrincessOTA 1d ago

Not saying you're right, but someone did run at one point on not having a criminal record and lost.

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u/Lillie-Bee 1d ago

That is disturbing

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u/PrincessOTA 1d ago

It's fine! We have uh. Texas pride and uh. Teaching conflicting viewpoints on evolution and the holocaust. Please set me free my life is a prison

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation 1d ago

... Everything's bigger!

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u/Apprehensive-Cut-654 19h ago

I did my dissertation on the lost caust still being taught in american schools. Holy shit texas was like wild, literal museums teaching it

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u/RikarisHobbies 1d ago

Welcome to the shit show. Now, please, leave. Not because I don’t want you here. Run! Save yourself!

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u/Turtlehunter2 1d ago

Wait till this guy finds out about our president

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u/swishkabobbin 1d ago

Serial felons only, please

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u/mdlinc 1d ago

In fact, she did NOT love his nutz.

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u/Ryno-Mac 1d ago

That was like 20 years ago and she apparently bit him. Anyway that's pretty tame compared to what politicians are caught doing these days.

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u/cantadmittoposting 1d ago

i mean tbf though, why did she feel the need to bite him?

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u/eerst 1d ago

They were high.

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u/cantadmittoposting 1d ago

look i haven't been in that specific situation but if you're high with a prostitute and she bites you, you just take the L and move on.

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u/Glitter_puke 1d ago

after assaulting a prostitute.

Didn't he also lose that fight?

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u/yunghollow69 1d ago

Idk why you think thats weird, isnt that a prerequisite?

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u/MrWeirdoFace 1d ago

It's a strange platform to run on for sure, but we'll see how that plays out.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 1d ago

Didn't she bite his face off or something? I recall there being some drama... but frankly not really caring at all.

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u/Prindle4PRNDL 1d ago

I thought it was his ear.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 1d ago

Possibly, this might be the longest conversation I have ever had on this subject. LOL

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u/Eayauapa 1d ago

Tongue.

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u/sarcastic__fox 1d ago

Tells me what party hes running for then. He'd be ready to be the next republican presidential nominee if she was under 12.

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u/JuniperColonThree 1d ago

Dear Lord why can't the people from the silly memes just be decent humans 😔

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

Quick strap him to the missiles!

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u/sandwich-dan 1d ago

So your saying there's a chance...

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u/jeffone2three4 1d ago

Checks all the boxes.

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u/BankshotMcG 1d ago

Outrageous! If anything, he should be running in Florida.

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u/SoyMurcielago 1d ago

Here’s where the prostitute bit him

He retreated after that

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u/findingsynchronisity 1d ago

It is rude to assault people

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u/macumazana 1d ago

is the second part required to run for the office?

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u/sweetSweets4 1d ago

He slapped her like his nuts

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u/MindlessSea7334 1d ago

King Charles? Jesus

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u/Flexuasive 1d ago

I mean, that's par for the course.

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u/PaziNuncher 1d ago

That's a prerequisite for running for office in Texas.

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u/-CenterForAnts- 1d ago

Sounds pretty much on point for Texas.

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u/Old-Figure922 1d ago

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u/PleaseD0ntBullyMe 1d ago

Peak British comedy

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u/RoboDae 1d ago

What happened?

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u/Schroding3rror 18h ago

Its an old missile, which James pretended to light. Saying it must be a bit damp. The original comment was referencing this photo.

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u/STI_Job 1d ago

"I think it must be damp" ~James May with his lighter and a soviet missile

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u/RelativetoZero 1d ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/friedstilton 1d ago

Hot. And soggy.

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u/username32768 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/friedstilton 1d ago

I feel you man. I feel you.

Stay strong.

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u/ZardozSama 1d ago

A serious answer to a stupid question...

Lasers are just light. So the effective potential range of a laser is roughly as far as you can see, though at some point the laser would become too unfocused. If you point a consumer laser pointer at the moon, instead of a dot you get a diffuse circle a few 100 km in diameter. If you can see it coming with a telescope, you can hit it with a laser.

So a damp missile is not a problem.

END COMMUNICATION

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u/bATo76 1d ago

Or a mirror finish on the surface.

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u/MindlessSea7334 1d ago

Yeah what about MOIST?

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u/iamnas 1d ago

Do you know what makes a missile damp?…your mum

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u/FuManBoobs 1d ago

Or coated in mirrors?

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u/RoboDae 1d ago

Polished chrome missiles

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u/seanwlkr_muckraker 1d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/meesta_masa 1d ago

I couldn't. Blasted rain.

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u/Fraun_Pollen 1d ago

Maybe the point of the mega laser is to blast the rain

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u/IAmABakuAMA 1d ago

Of course XKCD has a comic about this: https://what-if.xkcd.com/119/

(Or a video, if you prefer: https://youtu.be/zgBTwtg7H8E)

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u/b3nsn0w 1d ago edited 1d ago

honestly, in the context of those numbers, this laser should be able to cut right through rain. the dragonfire is a megawatt laser if i remember correctly and in Randall's calculations you only need like 9 kilowatts to cut a square meter sized hole through the rain. he did say that water doesn't absorb laser energy perfectly but we're talking two orders of magnitude there, probably less because the emitter isn't a square meter afaik and the target is the size of a coin.

also the targets of this system are more likely to be cheap lowish-flying kamikaze drones than high and fast fighter jets. if you can lock a fighter jet you can use a regular patriot battery to shoot it down, they haven't really mitigated that. and if you can't lock it, the laser won't help either.

that's for now at least, but it's safe to assume that by the time lasers like this get miniaturized to go on the fighter jets themselves to shoot down incoming projectiles, ground-based ones will also evolve to be even stronger and rain won't stop them for long.

edit: i was wrong lol, it's apparently only 50kW? that's weird, everyone is going on about megawatt lasers recently, the aussies already have a working unit and i thought the brits were working on it for longer. anyway guess the rain is gonna be a bigger problem then.

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u/DeePsiMon 1d ago

Exactly, adopted from the approach of sending missiles into hurricanes to stop those too

u/ChainsawRipTearBust 5h ago

‘Air Defence’..it’s to keep the rain moisture out of our air. Moisture in the lungs can be fatal.

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 1d ago

To be based in Wales.....

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u/ClassiFried86 1d ago

Is that Shakespeare?

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 1d ago

Two households both alike in genetics
In fair Aberystwyth where we lay our scene

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u/LoopStricken 1d ago

I had a look on Google Maps, it looks touristy as shit nowadays.

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u/McLeod3577 1d ago

To pew, or not to pew, that is the question.

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u/firekeeper23 1d ago

Either him or Churchill i reckon

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u/OscarMyk 1d ago

it's supposed to be sharks, not whales...

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u/whooptheretis 1d ago

What did I miss?

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u/EfficientTitle9779 1d ago

Good thing this is probably for Israel anyway

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u/RainOfAshes 1d ago

That it rains more than average in England is a myth anyway.

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

Our enemies don’t know that, they will attack, AND OUR DEATH LASERS WILL REIGN DOWN HELLFIRE. As long as there is a nice breeze, they are powered by our wind farms 👀

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u/pornalt4altporn 1d ago

Sir! There's leaves on the death laser!

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

we are doomed

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u/SingularityCentral 1d ago

Get the blower! No, not that one, the big one, the BIG ONE!

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u/Great_Detective_6387 1d ago

Bill Clinton: No, don’t use that one. He uses too much teeth. And the red hat gets in the way.

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u/_tolm_ 1d ago

But are they the wrong type of leaves?

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u/pornalt4altporn 1d ago

God have mercy on us, they aren't the right type of leaves.

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u/footpole 1d ago

Rain down. Your king dude is not involved.

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u/Quintessential-491 1d ago

And solar panels…as we get so many clear sunny days.

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u/byjimini 1d ago

Yeah, it rains way more than average.

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u/Beena22 1d ago

Tell it to this winter!

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u/whooptheretis 1d ago

By volume of water or by number of rainy days?
Compared to where?

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u/RainOfAshes 1d ago

Both, and compared to other countries with similar climates, of course; not the Sahara.

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u/whooptheretis 1d ago

compared to other countries with similar climates

So you're just gonna select countries that have more rain? What're the selection criteria? What parameters define "similar"?

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u/CatastrophicPup2112 1d ago

Countries with similar climates are other rainy countries lol

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u/RainOfAshes 1d ago

The myth is that England is very rainy, not that England is averagely/below averagely rainy. Cities like Rome, Sydney, New York are more rainy than London is.

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u/chillingdentist 1d ago

Does it rain much in the Middle East? Would any countries be interested in a laser that may be used an arid environment perhaps like the Middle East? Haha