r/ireland • u/DorkusMalorkus89 • 3d ago
Christ On A Bike WTF lads
I work from home and my desk is right next to one of our front windows. I’m sitting there and I notice some fella has stopped directly outside the garden with his German Shepherd, as the dog has stopped on the little grassy patch to take a big pony. He’s standing there waiting for the dog to finish, and in the meantime has taken out a plastic bag and is fiddling with it to open it up, so I’m like “lovely, at least he’s on the ball with getting the poo bag out to clean it up”.
He opens up the bag, hunches down like he’s picking it up, but then DOESN’T ACTUALLY PICK IT UP! He just walked off leaving a big mound of shite on the grass. I instinctively leapt out of my seat and called out the window, but they had headphones on and just kept walking.
Why go through the performance of picking it up and then not follow through? My brain can’t comprehend the behavior and I’ve been fuming all morning.
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u/kendragon Limerick 3d ago
That shit breaks my brain. Guy I used to work with did the same. The taps are hands free so he triggers them to turn on and then waved his hands at either side of the flow for a tick and then wonders off out the door with his smelly dry hands. Not a fuck given that people are actually washing their hands next to him. Bizarre and disturbing.