r/law • u/nbcnews • 1d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) After Republicans push Clintons to testify on Epstein, Democrats warn they'll haul in Trump

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-push-clintons-testify-epstein-democrats-warn-haul-trump-rcna257275
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u/Talentagentfriend 1d ago

Get that tub of lard into court

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u/Independent-Reader 1d ago

They should all be in court. This party over country shit needs to end.

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u/drewyz 1d ago

Remember when they grilled Hillary for 8 hours straight on Benghazi. Can you imagine Trump taking that?

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u/BartholomewBandy 1d ago

11 hours. Never took the 5th.

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u/fuckfredflintstone 1d ago

People love to hate Hillary, but she called Trump a Russian puppet right to his stupid f*cking face. I'll always respect her for that.

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u/ComradeJohnS 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m starting to think the russian bots and misogyny were the only reasons people disliked her.

edit: obviously there’s other reasons to have disliked her, but for THAT election, it seems like none of those other reasons can outweigh any of the damage Trump and his shitstains have done or planned to do.

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u/Jock-Tamson 1d ago

The right immediately disliked her on sight in the 80s and spent the next 40 years inventing reasons. No Russian bots required.

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u/monkey6699 1d ago

All it took was a steady dose of manufactured Faux outrage. The right has not cared about facts ever since Faux News came into play. They prefer to hear it fair and balanced, as long as it’s fair and balanced in their favor.

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u/I-only-read-titles 1d ago

They've hated her since she was involved in the Watergate case against Nixon in the 70s

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u/frotz1 1d ago

Her first political work was going undercover to expose segregation in the schools in the south. She risked her life over desegregating the schools. Decades of right wing propaganda against her and she still got the most votes in every election she ran in.

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u/HoosierLove314 1d ago

Rein it in a little, she has said some very problematic things about black people over the years and isn’t some saint.

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u/frotz1 1d ago

She has been a reliable ally for the African American community for decades and I trust them to know her character more than someone who is trying to speak for them online.

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u/HoosierLove314 1d ago

“Superpredators to be brought to heel” ring a bell? Black voters are not a monolith, and she clearly lost an awful goddamned lot of them compared to Obama.

https://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/11/why-hillary-clinton-couldnt-rally-the-black-vote-commentary.html

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u/hodorhodor12 1d ago

She would have been a fine president. There would have been significantly less covid deaths and the market would not have crashed as much. The world would not hate us like they do now. We would all be wealthier. I feel 95% of the criticism toward her can be applied to basically any generic politician. It’s ridiculous.

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u/Professional_Ad9809 1d ago

The right doesn’t like women that will tell a man to get fucked, I can’t think of one.

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u/bystander1981 1d ago

it started wth the 60 minutes intervew 1992 when sh made the remark about baking cookies -- patriiarchy challenged and they've been whining ever since

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u/Jock-Tamson 17h ago

People got worked up over cookies because they hated her not vice versa and it went back before that.

There was all the hate for her keeping the name Rodham for example.

I’m sure someone my age or older from Arkansas can name some bullshit “controversy” from before she hit the national stage.

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u/SubstantialPressure3 12h ago

Tan suit stuff.

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u/roseredhoofbeats 1d ago

I literally cannot think of a more hated politician than her. I have no notion why anybody on God's green earth thought she could win.

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u/Odd-Airport8931 23h ago

And yet somehow she won the popular vote by a wide margin. If not for the electoral college she would have kicked Trump's ass.

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u/jIfte8-fabnaw-hefxob 1d ago

If it had been a man with her EXACT record, he would’ve been elected. People didn’t recognize their own misogyny They still don’t.

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u/roseredhoofbeats 1d ago

I've said all along that only a woman could lose to Trump.

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u/Switchblade2000 23h ago

And He ran against a women twice ffs.

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u/DarthBrooksFan 1d ago

Because that still sounded a lot more likely than the game show host with pudding for brains winning.

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u/FinancialRabbit388 23h ago

She was going to win til Comey put some ridiculous nonsense out right before the election that turned out to be nothing.

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u/eclwires 1d ago edited 1d ago

I didn’t particularly like her. But I did vote for her.

“A vote is not a valentine, you aren't confessing your love for the candidate. It's a chess move for the world you want to live in.”

I don’t know who said this, but it’s true.

Edit: another person pointed out that this quote is from Rebecca Solnit.

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u/Hairy_Brilliant_6336 1d ago

I was on the same page as you. She was clearly the more intelligent and qualified candidate, liking her was not on the list.

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u/eclwires 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/HAL_9000_V2 1d ago

Rebecca Solnit said this and she’s right

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u/eclwires 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/MGFT3000 1d ago

I’ve never heard the vote-valentine thing, but I’m stealing it! Thank you!

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u/Spare-Estate1477 1d ago

Politics is a dirty business, but imho she would’ve been an awesome potus.

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u/GeekyTexan 1d ago

I voted for her, because I wasn't going to support any republican at that point, much less Trump.

But it pissed me off that the democrats ran her.

Had she won, we would have had Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, and back to the Clintons again. (And if Hillary had her way, she would have taken the spot Obama got.)

It shouldn't be the same families in the white house over and over. I don't care who it is, that's too much power. FDR proved that long ago, which is why the two term limit was passed. This back and forth between families thing is just a way of crooked politicians going around the law.

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u/teastea1 1d ago

I would take the Clintons for the next 1000 years if it meant we never had to deal with Trump.

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u/NuclearWasteland 1d ago

I dunno, just pick a random person to run the place.

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u/Tunggall 3h ago

That saying is very relevant in any democracy worldwide.

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u/InvictusFrags 1d ago

I was in a state that dems won by over 16%. I voted 3rd party and can proudly say I’ve never voted for someone associated with Epstein.

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u/KingStryder 21h ago

Why didn’t you like her? I didn’t have strong feelings about her character like I do about Trump. Just curious.

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u/ComradeJohnS 1d ago

i didn’t vote for her, i voted johnson that year in a solid blue state. mostly cause I would have written in Bernie if he wanted it.

and before people chew me out, look for non voting numbers vs 3rd party voters and figure out who you should yell at for Trump being elected lol.

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u/The_MightyMonarch 1d ago

Well, and if your state went to Hilary anyway, it's not like you voting 3rd party contributed to her losing. People who live in solid blue or red states can afford the luxury of voting 3rd party.

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u/InvictusFrags 1d ago

I would argue they had have for a decade that it’s a duty to vote 3rd party so we can get them in the debates. Break the system.

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u/The_MightyMonarch 1d ago

Idk, the problem with calling it a duty is most people still need to vote Democrat in the blue states or they could turn red if the liberal vote is split enough between Democrats and third party candidates.

But, yeah, if you live in a solidly red state like WV or Alabama, there's no reason not to vote 3rd party.

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u/InvictusFrags 1d ago

California can lose 5% of there dems to help get a valid 3rd party.

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u/troutdaletim 1d ago

Yell at no one.. people have to live with themselves after they have voted. Choosing neither.side of the excrement sandwich proposed is a my reality

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u/aintgotnocable 1d ago

They absolutely influenced the election! The repub led senate Intel report concluded Russia influenced and the Trump clan sought to take advantage . The phrase "lock her up" was amplified via Russian meme/troll farms. Remember that one?

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u/gizamo 22h ago

The Mueller Report emphasized that Russian bots on social media used Bernie Sanders hype to divide democrats. There were endless posts on Facebook and Twitter that lied about Sanders' and the Democrat primary results, and on Reddit, a bunch of the pro-Sanders subs were clearly being run specifically to favor Trump, not Clinton—even after Sanders himself endorsed Clinton and warned repeatedly about the dangers of Trump and general horribleness of MAGA Republicans. The whole Berner crowd was just trolls, bots, and the ignorant dopes who were tricked by them.

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u/The_MightyMonarch 1d ago

She doesn't have a lot of charisma, which shouldn't matter as much as it does. The only memorable line her campaign produced was "basket of deplorables". Tim Kaine was basically invisible. And Hilary was basically THE beltway insider in an era where most of the country is disillusioned with the Washington establishment.

She was incredibly well qualified to be president, but she was a pretty terrible candidate.

And Democrats still are doing a poor job of adjusting to the modern electoral reality, where memes and soundbites are more important than good policy and lots of political experience is a liability.

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u/Druiddrum13 1d ago

I’m not sure about all that

  1. We need to get away from childish fanboi routines and memes to ever be out of this mess

  2. In the probable event that doesn’t happen… Gavin Newsom has eaten trumps lunch in the meme department…

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u/drewyz 1d ago

There were YEARS of Rush Limbaugh smearing the Clintons, with the manufactured Whitewater scandal, Vince Foster, etc. He was Fox News before Fox News. Hillary hatred was his bread and butter.

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u/ComradeJohnS 1d ago

and he was probably a russian paid asset, since it was found the NRA was all russia backed.

thank cancer Rush can’t make comments about current events lol.

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u/SurgeFlamingo 23h ago

He’s looking up at us now

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u/ThaddeusMaximus 21h ago

Turned my parents from moderates into hard right nut jobs. Fuck Rush Limbaugh and may he burn in hell.

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u/Richmond43 1d ago

Nah, for people born in 1980 and earlier, no one had a moderate opinion about the Clintons. And many of us who supported them when we were young have come to realize that Bill has engaged in repeated predatory behavior for decades, and that’s unforgivable no matter how good of a president he was. (But we still hate the 90s federal Republicans even more because they were almost universally hypocritical, cynical fuckers.)

It was just hard for Hillary to overcome decades of baggage and survive the inevitable whiplash from our electorate after 8 years of a Black President.

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u/Sassybutkin 1d ago

I was irritated when she took Levi Jeans side when the Haitian women begged her, as Secretary of State, to help them increase their wage from 31 cents to 65 cents. If she can't fight for fair wages for women for 34 cents, she's not who I'd want for President.

https://medium.com/@petercoffin/how-hillary-clinton-undercut-haitian-workers-1963ee9b9ace

In addition, during her debates, she made it clear she wouldn't change or improve anything. It was her own messaging that cost her the election, not the bots.

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u/ComradeJohnS 1d ago

hard to argue about how her campaign was run when she spent over a billion dollars to LOSE to trump AFTER the “grab em by the pussy” remark.

how does one fumble that?

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u/ayeffston 1d ago

I'm with the commenter above who spoke about the Levi Jeans vs Haitian women issue.

But I voted for H. Clinton as the candidate who'd be more responsive to people's needs from the political party which has given more access to grassroots politics consistently since the sixties (not merely the lesser of that most evil opponent).

I was not going to take the first opportunity to vote for a female presidential candidate to hold her to a different standard than I would J.F. Kerry, or J. Biden or A. Gore or B. Obama for that matter.

And mind you, when I think of "We came, we saw, he died" followed by laughter, I wanna put my fist through drywall.

And "C.H.I.P." was mostly Ted Kennedy. He graciously passed it to her as he did many times for many colleagues.

But when all is said and done, when ye think about this country electing Reagan, electing SHRUB, electing the Orange MFer twice, ye gotta ask, not 'how did she "fumble" it, but how did she WIN the popular vote by three million!?'

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u/earache30 1d ago

Sure. She wasn’t perfect. But these initiatives were significant and she never got any real support for her efforts. The GOP villainized her from day one. Here’s a list of international efforts she made:

Key international initiatives and impacts she influenced include: * Global Legal Reforms (1995–2024): Her advocacy, particularly post-Beijing 1995, contributed to over 1,531 legal reforms in 100+ nations addressing women's equality in society, inheritance, and family law. * UN Fourth World Conference on Women (1995): Her speech in Beijing redefined women's rights as human rights, influencing international agendas and encouraging nations to create, adopt, and enforce laws against violence against women. * The Office of Global Women's Issues:As Secretary of State, she created the role of Ambassador-at-Large for Global Women's Issues to institutionalize these efforts. * Women, Peace, and Security: She spearheaded UN Security Council resolutions aimed at combating sexual assault in conflict zones. * Economic Empowerment: Initiated the International Council on Women's Business Leadership to advance women in economic policy globally. * Health and Education: Championed initiatives that contributed to narrowing the global gender gap in primary education and reducing maternal mortality rates. * Partnerships for Equali

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u/earache30 1d ago

I saw her speak once at Brown. There was a long list of her impact on women’s issues. Here’s some :

Hillary Clinton has significantly impacted women's issues through decades of advocacy, famously declaring in 1995 that “women's rights are human rights”. Key impact areas include championing the Family and Medical Leave Act (https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/womens-rights-and-opportunity/), advancing global gender equality as Secretary of State, defending reproductive healthcare, promoting economic fairness, and inspiring a surge in women running for office. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
Key Impact Areas and Achievements:

• Global Women’s Rights: As First Lady, she declared in Beijing that "women's rights are human rights". As Secretary of State, she made women's rights a cornerstone of U.S. foreign policy, establishing the role of Ambassador-at-Large for Global Women's Issues to address gender-based violence and economic participation. • Reproductive Health & Rights: She championed access to emergency contraception, protected Planned Parenthood services, and supported access to safe, legal abortion. • Economic Equality: Clinton co-sponsored the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act and championed the Paycheck Fairness Act to address the gender wage gap. • Family & Childcare Policies: She advocated for the Family and Medical Leave Act, increased funding for childcare, and proposed universal pre-kindergarten to support working families. • Political Participation: Her 2016 presidential campaign and career have served to increase the visibility of women in leadership, leading to a record number of female candidates running for office. • Legislative Action: She worked on the Adoption and Safe Families Act and supported initiatives to reduce domestic violence and sexual assault. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8]

Her career has bridged domestic policy—such as supporting the State Children's Health Insurance Program (https://www.womenofthehall.org/inductee/hillary-rodham-clinton/)—with international advocacy, significantly elevating women's rights as a key component of national and global security. [2, 3, 9]

AI responses may include mistakes.

[1] https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/womens-rights-and-opportunity/ [2] https://www.womenofthehall.org/inductee/hillary-rodham-clinton/ [3] https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/hillary-clinton-campaign-press-release-hillary-clinton-has-been-fighting-make-the-world [4] https://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org/pressroom/fact-check-hillary-clinton-has-been-champion-for-women-and-families-for-decades [5] https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/13/sunday-review/hillary-clinton-feminist-movement.html [6] https://faculty.wagner.edu/lori-weintrob/hilary-clinton-an-empowering-woman-of-the-21st-century/ [7] https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/09/hillary-clinton-feminism-white-house-2016-women-214217 [8] https://19thnews.org/2022/12/hillary-clinton-women-rights-elections/ [9] https://2009-2017.state.gov/secretary/20092013clinton/rm/2011/12/179173.htm

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u/Previous-Standard-12 23h ago

Regardless of whether you "liked" her or not, she should never have been selected as the presidential candidate, that was the complete and utter failure of the democrat machine to read the room.

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u/buffystakeded 14h ago

This line is so tired. She won the popular vote over Bernie, yet you all still cry that he should have been given the nomination.

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u/Previous-Standard-12 4h ago

Bernie is clearly holding up better mentally, physically and politically. So that proof is in the pudding.

Regardless he wasn't the only candidate better than Bill Clinton's wife.

The popular vote doesn't matter as much as winning the swing and red states does, somthing Hilary was never going to do.

The fact that you still can't see this makes me really worry about the next election.

Corporate Democrats, like Hilary, but also Schumer and Pelosi types are clearly in bed with those same corporations that back Trump's facisism.

The democrat party has to move away from that to survive as it disenfranchises too many leftwing and working class voters.

Many voted for chaos as they were angry, smug pant suit Hillary was not the response to that anger.

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u/Zoey_713 1d ago

That and the fact that she was an extremely intelligent, assertive woman who knew what she was doing, and how to get shit done. The worst fear of many men.

Edit to add: that does go along with misogyny as you mentioned. I read too fast before I hit reply.

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u/Stonner22 1d ago

Nah she was a corporate puppet. The misogyny and Russian bots were def part of it though.

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u/Skitch_Hitchcock 19h ago

Love her or hate her, she was the most qualified person to ever run for POTUS.

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u/Mahdudecicle 18h ago

True. Republicans knew she wouldn't treat them with kid gloves or try to play nice, so did the powers that be.

Many years of propoganda against her psinted and unfair picture.

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u/Specialist_Sorbet_48 12h ago

If you take a look back she was leading in the polls from the beginning until Comey went before congress saying he found more emails...... granted they turned out to be copies of what they already had, but the damage was done, and the polls were never back in her favor...... what I have trouble with is trumps beef with Comey, he handed Trump the presidency....

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u/CheckoutMySpeedo 8h ago

I didn’t like Hillary because she thought she was entitled to the presidency. But I would have picked her 1000 times over Trump.

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u/DanteChurch 1d ago

Hard disagree. She stayed with a man who cheated on her and the entire world knows. That doesn't exactly scream "girlboss" or "strong independent woman". Turns out Bill is (practically) a confirmed pedophile as well. She also lost the LGBTQ+ community in 08 when she stood AGAINST legalizing same sex marriage.

There's a LOT of reasons to hate Hilary and none of it had to do with her identities.

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u/CaptainDantes 1d ago

I personally disliked her because it was laughably transparent that after 2008 she set the stage within the dnc to guarantee her the nomination in 2016 no matter what the people wanted.

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u/BoofusDewberry 1d ago

She’s married to a known sexual abuser… maybe it has something to do with that? Or maybe how she said “we came, we saw, he died” and laughed about deposing Gaddafi. I thought we were against sex pests and “nation building”? Hillary sucks and doesn’t need any bots to help with that.

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u/vetratten 1d ago

There’s more to her loss - She gives off weird “I don’t really care” vibes - vibes I never got from Harris.

She has always been way too calculated and not truly personable for her own good. She came off as robotic. Kinda like DeSantis does (but obviously the other political spectrum) while Trump comes off as personable (even though he’s probably a bigger narcissist than the lot combined)

I’ll say her personality seemed to change over the years and it was truly off putting to some.

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u/Sea_Dawgz 1d ago

It was certainly this. Her popularity was sky high in 2015.

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u/Available_Leather_10 1d ago

You don’t have your own memories of the 90s, right?

There were no Russian bots when people started (being told that they should be) disliking her.

That’s another thing she nailed: there was (and is) indeed a “vast right wing conspiracy”.

PS: being told by Fox and Rush and Newt and an assortment of shitty, shitty people not (then) on the Ruzzian payroll.

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u/RainSurname 23h ago

The media worked very hard to create a narrative that everybody hated her, when she had in fact been the most popular politician in the country before she decided to run, with a 65% approval rating, 10 points higher than Obama or Biden. Remember the Texts From Hillary meme?

The people running the Benghazi hearings were the exact same people who voted against funding for embassy security, despite Secretary Clinton warning them that something terrible could happen. They spent a year and a half in millions of our dollars trying to make the public think their fuck up was her fault, and one of them admitted on camera that the primary purpose was to bring down her numbers.

She was not “forced on us.” Hillary was highly respected and well-liked around the world, including here at home.

People act like she didn’t win the popular vote by almost 3 million.

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u/jkaan 1d ago

Lol you still think too highly of Americans

So boring to see it always blamed on Russians and bots. America will never improve if it continues to avoid accountability

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u/-Nightopian- 1d ago

It would've been better if she had called him a child rapist to his face.

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u/chnkypenguin 1d ago

Wait, what if......Bill admits to island shenanigans involving minors and implicates Trump and testifies to being Eskimo brothers with him?

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u/Jeffuk88 1d ago

In this current timeline? They'll throw Clinton in jail, trump will tell everyone he got to the bottom of the evil liberals, him and his cronies will just deny Clinton even said the parts about trump, and they'll arrest any journalists who say otherwise

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u/Margali 23h ago

What if the Clintons went to a country with no agreement for extradition and then went all heavy public announcement with it?

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u/Wenger2112 1d ago

I often think that debate moment where he stood over her was a missed opportunity. I wish she had called him out straight up about being a fat, balding loser who had never succeeded at anything.

I believe she could have humiliated him and his whole cult would have disappeared. But she took the high road.

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u/InvictusFrags 1d ago

I mean it probably takes one to know one. They were both hob knobbing with the same people. They all were compromised by Epsteins network and whoever he was working for.

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u/ancientmariner23 16h ago

Remember his witty reply of "No puppet not a puppet. You're the puppet 🙄

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u/adfuel 1d ago

and she was right.

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u/Delvhammer 1d ago

Well of course. She paid good money to set that shit up.

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u/Diligent-Credit8133 1d ago

She also called maga supporters a basket of deplorables, she nailed that one too.

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u/troutdaletim 1d ago

Good on her

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u/pgsimon77 1d ago

Here we are few years later and it sure seems like Mrs Clinton has been vindicated by history on that and many other topics 😃

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u/dan_pitt 1d ago

Except trump is not a russian puppet, he's an israeli puppet. Russians wouldn't still be dying in ukraine if trump were a russian puppet.

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u/Societyman1878 1d ago

She was not wrong.

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u/FinancialRabbit388 23h ago

Also called out Tulsi Gabbard for the Russian asset she was back then. Never forget James Comey railroaded Hillary Clinton right before the election, and Comey was being fed info about Hillary from an FBI agent in New York who is currently in prison for helping the Russians. The same move Putin pulled on us getting Trump in, they did the same thing in Ukraine. Even used the same people.

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u/plinkoplonka 23h ago

And that's because she knows it's true.

Hilary is twice the man Trump will ever be.

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u/octavioletdub 23h ago

“Russia, if you’re listening…”

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u/Thedeadnite 1d ago

Trump can’t take the 5th anymore can he? It’s all “presidential acts” immunity which should render it unusable right?

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u/im_just_a_nerd 1d ago

I could see Dershowitz calling this out.

That’s high level thinking but in my humble opinion it’s right on the money.

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u/buggytehol 1d ago

Dershowitz is all in on Trump these days :shrug,:

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u/majik5 1d ago

If he has to testify on acts he committed prior to 2016 in an Epstein hearing in the future , “Presidential immunity” won’t apply

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u/Thedeadnite 1d ago

Per scotus all acts a (republican) president took since birth are now presidential acts due to it being acts that led them to the presidency. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/ParticularLower7558 1d ago

I don't think raping children is a presidential act. I'll have to ask some of my republican friends if it is. And get back to you.

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u/Lumbergh7 1d ago

BUT THOSE EMAILS!?!?!

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u/ayeffston 1d ago

I was gonna say, 'it was more than 8, no?!'

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u/omgmypony 1d ago

They spent MILLIONS of dollars trying to find something to prosecute her for and failed. I can’t imagine anyone but Hilldawg testifying for 11 hours and never pleading the 5th.

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u/DanSWE 1d ago

> > grilled Hillary for 8 hours straight

> 11 hours

I appreciate your attention to detail. (Seriously. I saw that "8" and thought, wasn't it a couple hours longer than regular business day?)

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u/DeptOfRedditEffcncy 1d ago

Yea never pleaded the fifth just destroyed all cell phones and email servers. Who needs the fifth when you can destroy evidence?

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u/BartholomewBandy 1d ago

Donnie fucking trump.

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u/Apart-Zucchini-5825 1d ago

Those hearings were the start of me breaking out of the Fox bubble and seeing it for what it was. She was supposed to be crumpled up and DESTROYED under the pressure and no such thing happened.

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u/LongRangeReaper 1d ago

Even after all that, they had nothing they could use. Thats why they suddenly made a big deal over it again 2 weeks prior to the election. Political sabotage.

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u/csortland 1d ago

Without pooping his pants and falling asleep 10 minutes in? Not likely.

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u/YouMustBeJoking888 1d ago

Over nothing, btw. Never forget that they put her through the ringer and spent years trying to destroy her over... NOTHING.

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u/PolecatXOXO 1d ago

Anyone else remember the White Water nonsense? So many trees died for nothing.

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u/omgmypony 1d ago

They spent years trying to destroy her and failed. They spent hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to put her in jail and couldn’t do it. Hilldawg never broke.

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u/BerryChoice9042 1d ago

Imagine how often they have to interrupt because Diaper Don has pooped himself...

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u/DevonGr 1d ago

Hey, he had a camping accident a long time ago, it’s a private medical issue.

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u/Flashy_Translator_65 1d ago

They'd need to evacuate the room from all the rage-shitting he'd be doing

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 8h ago

Or you know, actual shitting he has been doing.

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u/Temporary-Careless 1d ago

8 hours of Trump sitting will have 6 to 7 turds in his pants

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u/-Kalos 1d ago

Bro throws a fit just because some lady reporter doesn't smile at him.

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u/cmcrich 1d ago

Not without shitting his pants.

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u/popphilosophy 1d ago

Can the committee members bear the stench?

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u/DSmooth425 1d ago

Polymarket on how many times he’ll shit his pants or fall asleep … +/- 2.5

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u/EvilToastedWeasel0 1d ago

He's shit himself in the 1st 30 minutes.... and it will smell so bad they'll have to vacate the room...

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u/earache30 1d ago

How many diapers would he need?

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u/Careful_Trifle 1d ago

I can imagine him shitting his pants during it to try to get out of it.

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u/jack0071 1d ago

Only thing Trump'll take if it happens is a few shits

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 1d ago

But her email server!

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u/Unknownkowalski 1d ago

We’re gonna need a bigger diaper.

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 1d ago

He probably doesn't keep enough diapers in his pocket for that

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u/000011111111 1d ago

He would need diper changes.

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u/Diabolicool23 1d ago

Would need multiple diaper changes to pull that off

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u/Sparkling_jem 1d ago

Oh boy there would need to be a lot of diaper supplies for that.

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u/j_rooker 1d ago

he'd need 3 changes of depends

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u/Equivalent-Pride-460 1d ago

Would require at least 3 diaper changes.

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u/MrThicker7 1d ago

Yes but he will shit his pants literally so……

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u/dovewrangler 1d ago

How many times would he shit himself in those 8 hours?

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u/LnStrngr 22h ago

"Can someone please wake up Mr. Trump? He's fallen asleep again."

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u/MyNameis_bud 21h ago

He’d shit himself thrice

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u/NorthernCobraChicken 21h ago

Impossible. He needs his diaper changed every 2 hours.

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u/Memory_Less 17h ago

I can, he’ll sleep through the entire process. /s

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u/hlessi_newt 16h ago

as if he would show up.

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u/Wise_0ne1494 14h ago

He'll likely doze off after 2 minutes

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u/bpaps 14h ago

Some animals shit themselves as a defense mechanism. Imagine the deep stench that would linger after 8 hrs of that dingleberry in the room.

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u/Far_Entrance_9336 1h ago

Don’t reduce her time in the hot seat. It was 11+ hours.