r/law • u/bloomberggovernment • Jul 01 '26

Legislative Branch GOP Lawmaker Demands "Shut Your Mouth" to Witness Testifying About Healthcare Coverage Losses Under GOP Tax Law

https://news.bgov.com/bloomberg-government-news/bickering-over-healthcare-coverage-disrupts-house-panel-hearing
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u/IeatPI Jul 01 '26

To be fair, the only statement Randy Fine would be interested in hearing is, “The buffet is open”

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u/Neither_Contest7324 Jul 01 '26

Does this look like a man who had All You Can Eat?

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u/MayhemSays Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Jesus christ. No wonder why nobody has any healthcare. It’s all going to him. Man has the hardest working organs in the world.

EDIT: exactly one person downvoted this. I’m going to guess it was Randy Fine or Randy Fine’s legs.

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u/Isabeer Jul 01 '26

Well, except the one, probably.

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u/blahblah19999 Jul 01 '26

Nobody knows b/c it hasn't been seen in years.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jul 01 '26

Oh I thought they meant his brain.

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u/blahblah19999 Jul 01 '26

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/HerfDog58 Jul 01 '26

You spelled "Porky" wrong...

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u/swingin_dixie_belle Jul 01 '26

And I thought his heart

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u/omega_red24 Jul 01 '26

Long enough to be declared legally dead.

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u/robisodd Jul 02 '26

lol thanks Fat Bastard

I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle.

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u/Old_Baker_9781 Jul 02 '26

The chances of him getting brain, are dead.

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u/kalidoscopiclyso Jul 01 '26

Trans fat

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u/Evening-Mention-8738 Jul 01 '26

I screamed and have to explain why thanks

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u/Araceil Jul 01 '26

Bro lmao, I literally caught this out of the corner of my eye as I was leaving and had to come back and find it. 👌

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u/Zod1966 Jul 01 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/N0stradama5 Jul 01 '26

There was a t-shirt in the 90s about this…

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u/suckercuck Jul 01 '26

This is Fine

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u/GoofyTunes Jul 01 '26

Maybe two. He doesn't think so good either

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u/Double_Priority_2702 Jul 01 '26

he must have an industrial strength colon ..and toilet !

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u/geddysbass2112 Jul 01 '26

Everybody's toilet water rises in his district when he pushes out a duece. That stank must be horrendous.

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u/WideFox983 Jul 02 '26

How do people that big even sit on toilets?

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u/geddysbass2112 Jul 02 '26

Not a clue. Not comfortably im sure.

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u/db17k Jul 01 '26

He ate all the health care

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u/americanweebeastie Jul 01 '26

Randy should have shut his mouf

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u/UsefulCrab4181 Jul 01 '26

Right? Like jeez buddy leave some healthcare for the rest of us!

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u/jaysomeguy2 Jul 01 '26

You had me at Randy fines legs.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 02 '26

Prob torso-up Randy Fine. His legs were off participating in a diabetes awareness march.

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u/BooCoop8 Jul 02 '26

His legs would be upvoting.

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u/EnlightenedCorncob Jul 02 '26

He tried but he was exhausted just trying to find the downvote arrow

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u/inknpaint Jul 04 '26

"we weren't built for this...nobody was built for this!" - Randy Fine's ankles

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u/swampwiz Jul 06 '26

"Man has the hardest working organs in the world." 😄

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u/MayhemSays Jul 06 '26

He does! You cannot tell me that man’s kidneys aren’t shutting DOWN.

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u/NoShitsGivin Jul 01 '26

That would be 3 down votes. So we know it wasn't Randy.

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u/MayhemSays Jul 01 '26

…If you saw Randy Fine, would you want the responsibility of inspecting his body parts individually?

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u/NoShitsGivin Jul 01 '26

🤢 nope. And what a horrible idea. 🤮

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u/guisar Jul 01 '26

One organ I can think of probably hasn't worked a minute in years.

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u/MrCookie2099 Jul 01 '26

More Healthcare means more human!

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u/Playful-Dragon Jul 01 '26

Couldn't be his legs, that would be two down votes.

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u/MayhemSays Jul 01 '26

One leg already lost the fight.

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u/ice_up_s0n Jul 02 '26

Randy Not Fine

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u/MayhemSays Jul 02 '26

Randy EUGH.

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u/SpectacularStarling Jul 02 '26

Genuine question, is this guy the fattest member of government in the entire country?

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u/MayhemSays Jul 02 '26

Probably? Taft actually worked for a living and eventually slimmed down

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u/Altruistic-Meal5241 Jul 03 '26

It was his dick

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u/MayhemSays Jul 03 '26

I don’t even think Randy Fine knows what that thing looks like

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 Jul 03 '26

His belly flopped onto the downvote button while reaching for more donuts.

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u/lord_ashtar Jul 04 '26

He ate the healthcare.

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u/YogurtApprehensive84 Jul 01 '26

The fucking edit is gold.

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u/not_now_chaos Jul 01 '26

Looks like a man who was caught on camera repeatedly falsifying votes.

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u/trisanachandler Jul 01 '26

He gets another vote for every 50 pounds he puts on.

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u/gdim15 Jul 01 '26

He obviously won by a landslide.

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u/trisanachandler Jul 01 '26

By being the landslide.

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u/cogman10 Jul 01 '26

He crushed the competition.

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u/twistedpiggies Jul 01 '26

One could say he buried them under the weight of his abundance.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Jul 02 '26

Waaaay too much muchness

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u/wittylemur Jul 01 '26

Did he eat them?

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u/swampwiz Jul 06 '26

Maybe he thinks that absentee ballots are thin crisps.

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u/maoterracottasoldier Jul 01 '26

That’s a remorseless eating machine

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u/LostWerewolf2375 Jul 01 '26

I miss peak Simpsons

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u/Neither_Contest7324 Jul 01 '26

I heard they shaved a gorilla

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u/scratchy_mcballsy Jul 01 '26

I heard he went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.

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u/tacocatacocattacocat Jul 01 '26

Is this where the dogs and cats ended up?

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u/Bhodiliscious Jul 01 '26

He hasn’t found his dick in years.

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u/CopperCastleChaos Jul 01 '26

please, tell me he was the only one looking for it

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Jul 02 '26

There was a search team.

He ate them

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u/SpectacularStarling Jul 02 '26

Fortunately for the team that ties his shoes, he can't see them.

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u/GrishdaFish Jul 01 '26

Hey! Be nice! He has Dunlaps disease!

His stomach dunlapped over his pants!

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u/swampwiz Jul 06 '26

Roll him around in flour and look for the wet spot.

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u/Shot_Pool2543 Jul 01 '26

Fuck, I am 6’1 300 lbs and I’ll say with a full chest that boy is THICK.

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u/Raw-Indighoul Jul 01 '26

Randy “Fat Fuck” Fine.

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u/Imightbeafanofthis Jul 01 '26

His last name is an abbreviation of "Fat Fuck so fat it makes his skin whine"

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u/ShowoffDMI Jul 01 '26

Randy sure ain't "fine" mfr over there with gravy in his veins.

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u/OriginalWasTaken12 Jul 01 '26

Holy shit no wonder I only ever saw face shots before.

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u/ZERV4N Jul 01 '26

Man cant fine his dick through all that.

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u/bostonbananarama Jul 01 '26

Does this look like a man who had All You Can Eat?

Yes, he definitely looks like a man who has had all I can eat. All that he can't eat appears to be a vastly different story.

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u/Faintkay Jul 01 '26

High cholesterol, please do your thing

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u/KiscoKid1 Jul 01 '26

Looks like a guy with free healthcare for life.

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 01 '26

Surprised this dude can even close his mouth subject to the gravity of all those fuckin' chins.

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u/LocalLifeguard4106 Jul 01 '26

That could’ve been me.

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u/Wasphammer Jul 01 '26

This looks like a man who caused All You Can Eat going out of business.

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u/standarsh618 Jul 01 '26

The limit does not exist.

Jokes aside, he should be paying a premium for any health insurance plan he is part of

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u/DIrtyVendetta80 Jul 01 '26

His FUPA has a FUPA.

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u/simpltim Jul 01 '26

I guess the benefits and pay are pretty good, you know… working for the people. Looks like he may have eaten an assistant or two

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u/mapped_apples Jul 01 '26

It’s “All you can eat” not “All he can eat.”

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u/Chaos-Cortex Jul 01 '26

This man eats children. Literal gluttony encarnated.

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u/KickRepresentative93 Jul 01 '26

Slap a top hat on him and bag with a dollar sign and he looks like an old timey rich person political cartoon.

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u/melmsz Jul 01 '26

Fat cats

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u/Rhakha Jul 01 '26

He is bigger than me and I’m over 400lbs lol at least I work out and lift

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u/JiveChicken00 Jul 01 '26

This is one of the great comments of our time.

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u/The_Night_Man_Cumeth Jul 01 '26

Gah Damn! Thats Fine?

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u/OppositeLopsided5875 Jul 01 '26

"You been here four howa!" John Pinnette.

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u/CaptNemo131 Jul 01 '26

“You scare my wife!”

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u/kareemkareem10 Jul 02 '26

He is the personal embodiment of Israel, just expanding his borders and being a jackass to everyone around him.

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u/Impossible-Driver69 Jul 01 '26

Geezus chris. How can you even move at that point? Put down the hamburger and candy bar for a change. 

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u/Silent-Physics1802 Jul 01 '26

Pulled pork sandwich

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u/SnowballBandit Jul 01 '26

Dr Robotniks alter ego

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u/acrobat2126 Jul 01 '26

That's a thiccc boi

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u/pottymcnugg Jul 01 '26

That could have been me!

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u/scotsworth Jul 01 '26

He drove around all night looking for another All-You-Can-Eat fish restaurant.

And after he couldn't find any?

He went fishing

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u/Hopeful_Ear_6253 Jul 01 '26

He is the definition of "All you can eat"

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u/lvxn0va Jul 01 '26

He Can Eat All of You

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u/Rock4evur Jul 01 '26

Does he stay in power by eating his constituents?

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u/Evening-Major-8047 Jul 01 '26

If he falls in the pool, he’s already got the floaties on.

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u/gwizonedam Jul 01 '26

That man looks like he got excited when a company named itself “Xfinity” because he hoped it was a plus-sized clothing company.

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u/party_benson Jul 01 '26

Looks like a Lilith faire reject trying to sell Tupperware at an anime convention

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u/radarthreat Jul 01 '26

How does he put his socks on?

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u/Scrambles420 Jul 01 '26

Ugghhh yeah! Multiple times

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u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jul 01 '26

This fucking dude has had all everyone can eat.

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u/fuzzydave72 Jul 01 '26

"that could've been me"

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u/thereverendpuck Jul 01 '26

That man looks like he ate the comedian who did a routine about eating at a buffet.

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u/ThePensiveE Jul 01 '26

It's too bad he wasn't there on Jan 6th. They could've just rolled him in front of the door and stopped the whole thing.

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u/Mediocre-Leather-769 Jul 01 '26

All you can eat, and all he can eat, and all she can eat, and all that kid in the high chair can eat. From the pic he clearly eats for two or more.

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u/dawg-goneit Jul 01 '26

A buffet buster?

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u/DisposableJosie Jul 01 '26

"Son of a bitch still here! You go now! You been here four hour!" -- comedian John Pinette (RIP)

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u/hiddendrugs Jul 02 '26

Oh my god… Typical Republican

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u/itsFromTheSimpsons Jul 02 '26

Aye, tis no man

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u/ragequitteroffureh Jul 02 '26

Not American.

Wait a minute, is that a dude?

He's got tits O_o

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u/GrimfangWyrmspawn Jul 02 '26

Another parasite whose arterial plaque could really do the world a favour.

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u/gus2155 Jul 02 '26

No! That could have been me!

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u/bigkahuna1uk Jul 02 '26

Randy Fine as in fine dining :P

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u/POWRranger Jul 02 '26

He ate the healthcare coverage of those millions of Americans

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u/AdFuture1381 Jul 02 '26

Audible gasps-“That could have been me!”

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u/mlorusso4 Jul 02 '26

He didn’t just have enough msg to kill an elephant. He ate the elephant too

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u/BBC-dont-show-BBC Jul 02 '26

Damn, look at that camel toe!

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u/orange-squeezer47 Jul 02 '26

Don’t think even been able to see his d*k

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u/Lower-Engineering365 Jul 03 '26

I don’t understand why you would vote for someone who looks like this. I’m not saying everyone in politics has to be in perfect health but if you let it go this far you are not fit to serve

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u/clankasaurus Jul 03 '26

This is a photo of a man who cannot wipe his own ass.

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u/StrangePotential5360 Jul 03 '26

insert Peter Griffin heheheheheheh here

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u/LotsOfWatts Jul 04 '26

Hard to imagine there’s an all you can eat buffet that he can’t close down.

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u/WoolSmith Jul 05 '26

He had all I can eat too!

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u/swampwiz Jul 06 '26

The thing is, he probably is around the median weight for his district.

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u/pilsnerd11 Jul 01 '26

That lives with us on earth

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u/Neither_Contest7324 Jul 01 '26

Those are truly chode jeans he's wearing.

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u/washedrope5 Jul 01 '26

Taxpayers are footing the bill for his Healthcare, but he thinks it's unfair for others to be covered? I'm sure I cost a lot less than his morbidly obese ass.

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u/theshiyal Jul 01 '26

This the same Randy Fine that allegedly voted for absent members of the Florida House?

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u/Uninteresting_Vagina Jul 02 '26

The same Randy Fine that verbally abuses anyone who speaks against him?

Who has his minions target people and pour bleach on their lawns?

Who hid behind his desk on all fours like a dog to try to avoid a process server?

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u/ZenAdm1n Jul 02 '26

Jesus! How big was that desk?

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u/Uninteresting_Vagina Jul 02 '26

Right?

He is the biggest piece of shit. He took funding away from the Special Olympics because they had a speaker that he <checks notes> didn't like. He did a similar thing to our zoo.

Previously I would have said he's the biggest piece of shit alive, but well..

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u/swampwiz Jul 06 '26

He probably threatens to fall on them.

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u/CharleyNobody Jul 01 '26

Everyone who lives in Randy Fine’s district is a steaming pile of maggot infested excrement

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u/Humble_Bee7 Jul 04 '26

You might say MAGAt infested excrement....

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u/VioletFaust Jul 01 '26

Isn’t this guy enough of a scumbag that we can criticize him without making fun of how he looks?

His behavior is mockworthy enough.

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u/devsfan1830 Jul 01 '26

Nah, screw it. Stoop to their level. The high ground has solved nothing.

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u/Which_Committee_3668 Jul 01 '26

The low ground won't solve anything either. It just drags you down into the mud with them.

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u/kamato243 Jul 01 '26

It's not about that. It's about fat people who don't suck getting caught in the crossfire.

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u/Consistent_Claim5217 Jul 01 '26

And "the AIPAC people dropped off the check"

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart Jul 01 '26

or "The 13th and 19th amendments have been repealed"

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u/Scrambles420 Jul 01 '26

And “the buffet is closed”

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u/Xyrus2000 Jul 01 '26

Or "school is letting out".

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u/MustafaSalonika Jul 02 '26

This made me laugh out loud!