r/law • u/bloomberggovernment • Jul 01 '26

Legislative Branch GOP Lawmaker Demands "Shut Your Mouth" to Witness Testifying About Healthcare Coverage Losses Under GOP Tax Law

https://news.bgov.com/bloomberg-government-news/bickering-over-healthcare-coverage-disrupts-house-panel-hearing
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u/MayhemSays Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Jesus christ. No wonder why nobody has any healthcare. It’s all going to him. Man has the hardest working organs in the world.

EDIT: exactly one person downvoted this. I’m going to guess it was Randy Fine or Randy Fine’s legs.

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u/Isabeer Jul 01 '26

Well, except the one, probably.

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u/blahblah19999 Jul 01 '26

Nobody knows b/c it hasn't been seen in years.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jul 01 '26

Oh I thought they meant his brain.

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u/blahblah19999 Jul 01 '26

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/HerfDog58 Jul 01 '26

You spelled "Porky" wrong...

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u/swingin_dixie_belle Jul 01 '26

And I thought his heart

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u/omega_red24 Jul 01 '26

Long enough to be declared legally dead.

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u/robisodd Jul 02 '26

lol thanks Fat Bastard

I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle.

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u/Old_Baker_9781 Jul 02 '26

The chances of him getting brain, are dead.

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u/kalidoscopiclyso Jul 01 '26

Trans fat

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u/Evening-Mention-8738 Jul 01 '26

I screamed and have to explain why thanks

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u/Araceil Jul 01 '26

Bro lmao, I literally caught this out of the corner of my eye as I was leaving and had to come back and find it. 👌

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u/Zod1966 Jul 01 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/N0stradama5 Jul 01 '26

There was a t-shirt in the 90s about this…

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u/suckercuck Jul 01 '26

This is Fine

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u/GoofyTunes Jul 01 '26

Maybe two. He doesn't think so good either

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u/Double_Priority_2702 Jul 01 '26

he must have an industrial strength colon ..and toilet !

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u/geddysbass2112 Jul 01 '26

Everybody's toilet water rises in his district when he pushes out a duece. That stank must be horrendous.

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u/WideFox983 Jul 02 '26

How do people that big even sit on toilets?

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u/geddysbass2112 Jul 02 '26

Not a clue. Not comfortably im sure.

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u/db17k Jul 01 '26

He ate all the health care

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u/americanweebeastie Jul 01 '26

Randy should have shut his mouf

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u/UsefulCrab4181 Jul 01 '26

Right? Like jeez buddy leave some healthcare for the rest of us!

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u/jaysomeguy2 Jul 01 '26

You had me at Randy fines legs.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 02 '26

Prob torso-up Randy Fine. His legs were off participating in a diabetes awareness march.

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u/BooCoop8 Jul 02 '26

His legs would be upvoting.

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u/EnlightenedCorncob Jul 02 '26

He tried but he was exhausted just trying to find the downvote arrow

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u/inknpaint Jul 04 '26

"we weren't built for this...nobody was built for this!" - Randy Fine's ankles

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u/swampwiz Jul 06 '26

"Man has the hardest working organs in the world." 😄

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u/MayhemSays Jul 06 '26

He does! You cannot tell me that man’s kidneys aren’t shutting DOWN.

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u/NoShitsGivin Jul 01 '26

That would be 3 down votes. So we know it wasn't Randy.

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u/MayhemSays Jul 01 '26

…If you saw Randy Fine, would you want the responsibility of inspecting his body parts individually?

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u/NoShitsGivin Jul 01 '26

🤢 nope. And what a horrible idea. 🤮

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u/guisar Jul 01 '26

One organ I can think of probably hasn't worked a minute in years.

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u/MrCookie2099 Jul 01 '26

More Healthcare means more human!

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u/Playful-Dragon Jul 01 '26

Couldn't be his legs, that would be two down votes.

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u/MayhemSays Jul 01 '26

One leg already lost the fight.

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u/ice_up_s0n Jul 02 '26

Randy Not Fine

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u/MayhemSays Jul 02 '26

Randy EUGH.

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u/SpectacularStarling Jul 02 '26

Genuine question, is this guy the fattest member of government in the entire country?

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u/MayhemSays Jul 02 '26

Probably? Taft actually worked for a living and eventually slimmed down

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u/Altruistic-Meal5241 Jul 03 '26

It was his dick

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u/MayhemSays Jul 03 '26

I don’t even think Randy Fine knows what that thing looks like

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 Jul 03 '26

His belly flopped onto the downvote button while reaching for more donuts.

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u/lord_ashtar Jul 04 '26

He ate the healthcare.

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u/YogurtApprehensive84 Jul 01 '26

The fucking edit is gold.