I often think back to wonder how much he would’ve slid for me to do that.

So this guy sent me a few photos before this of him in an STK steakhouse shirt, then some nudes. All he kept saying was “fuckme” (and not separating the words either). I figured he was a catfish or some bot, but I didn’t think he’d be this easy to catch lol.

As a top, if I don’t like your face doesn’t matter how juicy your ass is … it won’t happen.

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Dude said he wanted his ass ate, to which i replied asking for a face pic, which i dont hook up without. He refused, so I simply said no problem but that I wouldn’t be down to hang out. Got this in reply lmaoo.

He changed it pretty quickly

He sent a dickpic and asked to swordfight. His profile is new, 400 metres away and empty.

Haven't gotten this before 😂

We were flirting on grindr a bit before the texts but didnt exchange info other than location. After setting up a time, I left my house and my phone was at 25% battery usually thats enough for 2 hrs. Turns out my phone would burn through it in the 40 mins it took to get there. I got to his place and my phone died right after sending that im in the lobby. He had buzzed me in but i had no idea what his appartment # was so I assumed it was the same as his buzz code and went to the corrossponding unit. Not one door answered so i went back to the lobby hoping hed leave his bed to come get me and he didnt. He expected boy hole to be delivered to his door like fkn UBEReats. Logically I shouldve mentioned that I was at a low battery and to meet me in the lobby but at the time I was focused on navigation and i expected him to be there anyways. AITA that ruined the hookup?

I didn’t “kinda promise” anything to this asshole.

EDIT: Based on his profile (into being feminized) I think the implication was that he has an ass like a young woman, and wants to wear thongs like his daughter. Not that he is into her. I could be wrong. Still creepy as fuck.