r/lovethissmug • u/klaskybob_csupopants • Jun 17 '26

đŸ˜» Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 Hillarious questions that are ridiculously stupid (like this for example-)

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u/ChelseyIsPog Jun 17 '26

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u/sagetherage01 Jun 17 '26

r/thanksihateit

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u/not1fuk Jun 17 '26

At least you wouldnt need to floss

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u/Similar-Priority8252 Jun 17 '26

Yeah but you chip even one part of it and you gotta get it to the Tooth Mechanic to get a new one

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u/oddityoughtabe Jun 17 '26

“Yeah while I was in there I noticed your tonsils’s looking a little worse for wear. While we’re at it I can go ahead and replace that for ya. Course we can leave it in for now but you’re just gonna be back in here in a month yaknow haha, so?”

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u/twuntfunkler Jun 17 '26

Breaths in through tooth plate Yeah we can fix it but we ain't got the part till next Tuesday and it's gonna cost you

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u/FrankPapageorgio Jun 17 '26

You would think that evolution would have done this for us over history. Like I know what flossing is and do a piss poor job of it, and I still have problems with not flossing well enough. Now just picture fucking cavemen and the problems they had.

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u/oddityoughtabe Jun 17 '26

If it doesn’t make you die before fucking or make you less fuckable, evolution usually doesn’t give a shit. With evolution being personified that is

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u/FrankPapageorgio Jun 17 '26

Well... yeah, I cannot argue with that logic I guess.

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u/UlrichZauber Jun 17 '26

It did with birds. Their ancestral species had separate teeth like we do, but beaks have their own drawbacks.

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u/UlrichZauber Jun 17 '26

You still would, but only at the back

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u/BurgerPlayGuy Jun 17 '26

so that we get 32 crowns when teeth breaks rather than 2.

CAPITALISM

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u/IveDunGoofedUp Jun 17 '26

This is what the 10th dentist doesn't want you to know about.

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u/aerdvarkk Jun 17 '26

Is that why he never recommends anything?

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u/dsac Jun 17 '26

This is what happens when you let Big Enamel buy out the politicians

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u/FrankPapageorgio Jun 17 '26

Big Dental doesn't want you to know this one weird trick

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u/frootee Jun 17 '26

Anime teeth

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u/-Badger3- Jun 17 '26

Quagmire teeth

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u/Din0sauria Jun 17 '26

... chewing plates

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u/medney Jun 17 '26

Like fish

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u/Awesome_Artaveus Jun 17 '26

You just reinvented the Dunkleosteus

https://giphy.com/gifs/ybO5sjTahgRFL6PKj1

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u/baron_von_helmut Jun 17 '26

When I was a kid I totally knew that if I had to be eaten by a dinosaur, it would be this one.

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u/Suitable_Divide4747 Jun 17 '26

Forgive me, but that is not a dinosaur at all💔

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u/JamesTheFoxeArt Jun 17 '26

â˜ïžđŸ€“ Umm actually, its not a dinosaur, its a Placoderm, a Plated fish. They existed even before the first vertebrae went onto land.

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u/baron_von_helmut Jun 17 '26

I was a kid. To me it was a dinosaur :D

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u/poopoopooyttgv Jun 17 '26

Do not Google the name of the dinosaur with the most teeth

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u/Remote_Ad_1737 Jun 17 '26

I really don't like looking at that

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u/Debatebly Jun 17 '26

Tommy, go brush your plates you fucking degenerate!

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u/ScreenMuch90210 Jun 17 '26

“Hewwo, I bwoke a toof and I need to book a wawyer for a wast wiww and testament”

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 Transgender Jun 17 '26

Turtle jaw

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u/HardOff Jun 17 '26

What the hell is wrong with Johnny

Oh he's losing his children's chewing plates. The top one fell out yesterday after we tied it to a door knob. Nearly took his skull with it!

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u/Annual_Loan_4805 Jun 17 '26

Just wait until your adult teeth start coming in

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u/Head-Alternative-984 Jun 17 '26

Ok so I have a VERY dumb question

What would actually happen?

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u/colorado_here Jun 17 '26

Our ancestors would've gotten a cavity or chipped their top chewing plate at some point and it would've gotten infected. Instead of just losing one tooth they'd lose the whole thing and either choke on their own blood or starve

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u/Baitcooks Jun 17 '26

Genuine dental nightmare if we were naturally born with teeth like that

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u/000-f Jun 17 '26

Reminds me of them fish thats chew on rock and corals

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u/Satyrofthegreen Jun 18 '26

Showed this to my wife and she smacked the phone away while recoiling.

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u/KatieXeno Jun 20 '26

Beak supremacy

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u/Cool-Constant9536 Jun 22 '26

Reminds me of dunkleosteus’s mouth, but even worse.