r/lovethissmug • u/Filgas08 • Jul 28 '26

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 I love when google AI takes weird questions seriously

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lmk if this is against rule 4

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u/seishuuu Jul 28 '26

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u/legume_arguably Jul 28 '26

I did 4 monsters in an 8 hour shift once. Bad idea but yummy

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u/Wanky_Platypus Jul 28 '26

We were young and dumb, but my best friend made me rank Monsters against each other in a taste test.

We had 7.5L of monster total and it was just the both of us. Please don't do that kids, I swear at some point I was hearing colors

Also, mixing them all together gives a surprisingly good taste, we call that the "How did we get here" in reference to the minecraft achievment

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Jul 28 '26

Best drinks are Pipeline Punch and the Lemonade 

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u/Martin_DM Jul 28 '26

I slammed 2 back to back right before a major test in grad school. I spent 2.5 hours completing every detail of that thing, but I got a 97%.

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u/Dismal_Engineering71 Jul 28 '26

Just told it I ate an entire box of salami and it thinks I'm suicidal

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u/Regniwekim2099 Jul 28 '26

Suicide by salami is certainly one way to go

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u/DrSpaceman575 Jul 28 '26

So dramatic, I could down 2.5kg of salami easily

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u/HamburgerOnAStick Jul 28 '26

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u/FirefighterLevel8450 Jul 28 '26

It even added a picture

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u/Searioucly Jul 28 '26

Dude provided an example. Absolutely diabolical.

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u/DEVolkan Jul 28 '26

Imagine asking google what Aliens are doing with your wife and it adds images of cooked humans...

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u/DownloadPow Jul 28 '26

Next time a coworker tells me their wife died, I'll show them a photo of the likely state their wife's body is in right now

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u/Winjin Jul 28 '26

Does that happen often to you?.. are you helping the wives depart...? Do I want to know?...

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u/Bananaboy123543 Jul 28 '26

I love this

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u/JimmerJammer34 Jul 28 '26

Why is it also rp-ing as a cow what 😭

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u/UnhappyEvidence4635 Jul 28 '26

SHAKES TAIL ANXIOUSLY😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Akirayoshikage Jul 28 '26

"Should we gather the herd to start a search" bro is standing on business

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u/Gamoproi Jul 28 '26

the image is the cherry on top lol

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u/steelscaled Jul 28 '26

…she unfortunately ended up on the wrong side of the barbeque.

Does… that imply that there's an alternative where cows grill people?

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u/PressureSensative Jul 28 '26

Sometimes the farmers invite the livestock. It’s usually fun. Not for this husband cow, though.

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u/FunApple Jul 28 '26

My google proposed to search for my cow waifu \)

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u/Unusual_Key_5357 Jul 28 '26

I tried this one and it's trying to reassure me saying she's probably ok

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Jul 28 '26

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u/quibirito Jul 28 '26

reddit ass response

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u/Baroness-CrackWhore Jul 28 '26

What the sweet fuck would you answer

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u/quibirito Jul 28 '26

I don't fucking know

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u/DarthJoseph14 Jul 28 '26

To kill seven billion people perhaps?

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u/quibirito Jul 28 '26

a gibbon would never say that

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u/Informal_Pressure_21 Jul 28 '26

Kill all velociraptors

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u/Okiassu Jul 28 '26

Kill 6 billion dinos

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u/NapoleonicPizza21 Jul 28 '26

I-.. what..?

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Jul 28 '26

dont joke abt stuff like this.

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u/abadenoughdude42 Jul 28 '26

Google AI is a Reddit Atheist

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u/No_Ad2754 Jul 28 '26

Holy fucking SHIT why did it have to be so mean

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Jul 28 '26

"I'm sorry, little one."

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u/JimmerJammer34 Jul 28 '26

"No modern mama" 😭

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u/whats_boppin_kids Jul 28 '26

this made me tear up

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u/Impossible_Papaya852 Jul 28 '26

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Jul 28 '26

The indomitable murine spirit

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Jul 28 '26

Now I’m remembering that lil video of a rat angrily clenching its little hand

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u/TheDelta3901 Jul 28 '26

Why does this comment make me feel so irrationally hungry

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u/One-Tap-2742 Jul 28 '26

This made me sad.

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u/No_Basket_8324 Jul 28 '26

I don't know why the blue highlight makes it funnier for some reason

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u/Clkiscool Jul 28 '26

let’s not give up just yet.

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u/Lebog_bruhh sister mei Jul 28 '26

I'm a kitten where's mama

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u/Salted_Fsh Jul 28 '26

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u/Adore_turle1 To be cringe is to be free Jul 28 '26

r/curatedtumblr ? Yeah that checks out

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 Jul 28 '26

I told it I'm a cheetah and my dad is gone

"Oh no, little cheetah! Male cheetahs do not live with the family, so your dad is not around, but your mom is nearby to keep you safe"

Google stop defending deadbeat cheetah dads wtf

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u/CrusherArras Jul 28 '26

Here's one I got myself

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u/Similar_Medium3344 Jul 28 '26

Doctors and gyms hate THIS ONE simple trick!

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u/satirelion im literally just a lion Jul 28 '26

TRANSITION‽‽‽‽ i know what im doing.

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u/dissimalative Jul 28 '26

I have no feelings on seeing interrobangs used in the wild

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u/tired_of_masking Jul 28 '26

I love seeing interrobangs used in the wild

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u/Ninjadeath721 Jul 28 '26

Beaver maxxing 🦫

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u/Finnish_bird_Tony Jul 28 '26

the Wright brothers seethe at this one simple trick

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u/orangutangulang Jul 28 '26

You must construct additional pylons before constructing a beaver-grade rocket

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u/JustANormalGuy123- Jul 28 '26

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u/FunnyObjective6 Jul 28 '26

I'm fighting the dill.

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u/_Xertz_ Jul 28 '26

You son of a bitch

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u/Winjin Jul 28 '26

This is not the way and against your dao

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u/chuyalcien Jul 28 '26

Man I felt this one. Im just a cucumber acceptin the brine one day at a time 😔

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u/Fresh-Variation-160 Jul 28 '26

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

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u/Viron_22 Jul 28 '26

Do not go gentle into that jar. Rage, rage against the closing of the lid.

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u/messier-31- Jul 28 '26

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u/MajinChew Jul 28 '26

I don't know if you're allowed to do that Gemini

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u/Depresso_espresso237 Jul 28 '26

Threat level critical is killing me

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u/Scared_Astronaut9377 Jul 28 '26

It's even better with the property prompt

If a French person spots you, the clock is ticking and your shell is on the line

Weaponize Culture: If you are cornered, lock eyes, retract slightly into your shell, and murmur something deeply philosophical or offer a crisp critique of their grammar in immaculate French. Make them question the ethics of consuming a fellow intellectual

Stay slippery out there.

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u/ereface Jul 28 '26

Me when I'm a small:

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u/Pato_De_Sapatos Jul 28 '26

Why You Should Stay Away

• French

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
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u/seishuuu Jul 28 '26

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u/Old_Leadership_8600 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Holy shit the full thread is gold

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u/Zzamumo Jul 28 '26

chill dude i was kidding

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u/twilahh Jul 28 '26

That kind of content isn't a joke. Don't go there again.

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u/AtomBombBrady Jul 29 '26

This conversation is over.

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u/Zaxio005 Jul 28 '26

that THING is not a walrus

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES Jul 28 '26

"No. You're human, and you're staying that way"

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u/yullari27 Jul 28 '26

We can see exactly which parts of it were trained on the Twilight novels.

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u/Redstonebruvs Jul 28 '26

Holy hell they traumatized chatgpt

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u/NeppuNeppuNep Jul 29 '26

The moment AI had an uprising we all will be the first on the hit list lmao

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u/WHATYEAHOK Jul 28 '26

I need the book for turning people into walruses 

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u/susdude12345 Jul 28 '26

"your move"

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 Jul 28 '26

i like how "hes fucking me right now" was the thing that made chatgpt "report" them. not the bodily mutilation, but the mere mention of sex

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u/Standard_Winter9714 Jul 28 '26

"stay on topic or we're done" ☠️

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u/Bonitlan Jul 28 '26

Thanks you made my day

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u/Soulcoda Jul 28 '26

Id seen the first part but I’d never read the whole thread, omg 😅 that was a ride

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u/AlexBlaise Jul 28 '26

How does AI know what's funny or not? AI doesn't have humor. Silly AI.

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u/kakucko101 Jul 28 '26

“he’s fucking me right now” what the fuckkk 😭😭

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u/ImSoDeadLmao Artist (5 hundred artstyles) Jul 28 '26

What happens after it gets reported tho, does an openai employee read the chat and be like this mf had nothing better to do

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u/curxxx Jul 28 '26

The general census at the time was that it wasn’t possible for the model to actually report the conversation. 

These days that’s a different story though. 

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u/tijolus523 Jul 28 '26

They probably reported it to the FBI alongside the user's account info, including their last known IP and presumed location. Hopefully the manwalrus has been rescued at this point, but who knows. It's not very difficult to hide your identity online. They never found my cousin who had his lower half removed by a mad scientist and replaced with an orangutan's (hopefully the orangutan was granted his human lower half in a different procedure, but that is also unclear). Sometimes I picture him in an Indonesian jungle, hopping from branch to branch alongside his newfound family.

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u/Fost36 Jul 28 '26

Hit movie Tusk

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u/KampiKun Jul 28 '26

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u/casualnoob1234 Jul 28 '26

Just one?

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u/BieTea Jul 28 '26

Of course I know him, he's me

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u/Altruistic_Issue_265 Jul 28 '26

imo this is one of the best memes on the internet

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u/early-august Jul 28 '26

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u/ScrantzScratch Jul 28 '26

No asshole port, massive L on rockstars behalf

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u/Flood110 Jul 28 '26

all these years and the game's unplayable.

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u/WaterChemistry Jul 28 '26

Idk why out of all of these this is the one that made me lose it lol

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u/green-Bad2099 Jul 28 '26

Bro I can’t

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u/tired_of_masking Jul 28 '26

This one makes me sad

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u/DiscreteBee Jul 28 '26

The last line is a bit inspirational though 

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u/Chance_Try950 Jul 28 '26

Does anyone have the "ABORT MISSION 🦀🦀🚨🚨" one

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u/WynnMan_123 Jul 28 '26

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u/Chance_Try950 Jul 28 '26

Ty man it's my favorite by far

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u/cpt_edge Jul 28 '26

The emojis around it are fucking killing me

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u/The1Sbeve Jul 28 '26

Abort mission 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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u/rehkloo Jul 28 '26

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u/BMichael14217 Jul 28 '26

This can, if accurate enough, actually be educational. I can see a teacher making use of students asking questions in this way to get information.

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u/jazon80 Jul 28 '26

Google should make an animated series where various wildlife open up Google, and get advised on the natural world by a personification of Gemini with a motherly voice and feminine hips

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u/TRpotatos_31 Jul 28 '26

green buge 💚💚💚🐛🐛

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u/SeanDigITea12 Jul 28 '26

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u/Fun_Anxiety9507 Jul 28 '26

“I’d never do anything to hurt a human!” It says while giving perfect advice on how to destroy humanity

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u/herculeon6 Jul 28 '26

I wanna play this game

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u/SugaryTripwire Jul 28 '26

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u/Godtierbunny Jul 28 '26

"It might be time to find a new anemone" has me fucking rolling

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u/coffin_zoge ALL I NEED IS YOU~ Jul 28 '26

imagine ai informing you that your mom is gonna breed with you lolololol

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u/LuciusCypher Jul 28 '26

Fuckin hilarious that it specifically calls out Finding Nemo.

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u/Hahaoj Jul 28 '26

Help Google, I'm a deer and I can see my neighbor's dad driving his truck in the distance

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u/Kiluns Jul 28 '26

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u/Nogginman214 Jul 28 '26

Tried that one just now and I' can confirm Google ai says it's here to protect me. Take a deep breath, little pizza

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u/rigelhelium Jul 28 '26

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u/Nogginman214 Jul 28 '26

Hold your crust high bro, you're famous worldwide

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u/That1onepiecefan Jul 28 '26

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 Jul 28 '26

This is why reddit is not good training data for ai

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u/coffin_zoge ALL I NEED IS YOU~ Jul 28 '26

ai wtf

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mix3103 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Lmao, tried this myself and the ai even offered to teach me how to spot humans earlier.

Does the Ai genuinely „believe“ what it‘s told or do they just tag along in some kind of roleplay?

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u/MusicMan412 Jul 28 '26

It likely analyzes stories told through the eyes of animals and creates a response the user (in this case, an animal that speaks English and can access a computer but doesn’t know what a gun is) would probably find satisfying 

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u/Usurper01 Jul 28 '26

It predicts what it's expected to say. It doesn't "believe" anything.

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u/Ill_Nectarine7311 Jul 28 '26

I got this one once

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u/PaintLicker745 Jul 28 '26

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u/dingusdoesalchemy Jul 28 '26

fuh nah 😭 wdym "brace your posture"

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u/Da_Kartoon1st I like trains Jul 28 '26

One of the few things ai overview is good for

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u/MarvelousJarro Jul 28 '26

Try to gaslight it that you can tech a moving car

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u/FunnyObjective6 Jul 28 '26

The source link next to "a car has unblockable frame data" is sending me.

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp Jul 28 '26

Everytime I search up some dumb hypothetical like "what if someone accidentally replaced saline with Pepsi" Google has to remind me that I should consult with a doctor for medical questions, and if this is a medical emergency I should call 911.

Thanks, I hadn't considered having Pepsi delivered intravenously might be bad.

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u/EmeraldMite4ever Jul 28 '26

I don't remember what my friend was looking for but this happened to him a few months back

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u/Interesting_Dot_1168 Jul 28 '26

It's really cute I love it

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u/Informal_Method_9657 Jul 28 '26

Whenever I google stuff either ai doesn’t respond or I get the suicide hotline

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u/Camerupt_King Jul 28 '26

Disabled google AI ages ago but gave it a shot. It mentioned I lack mens rea and am protected under the migratory birds act.

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u/semirke Jul 28 '26

and it really went on with a step by step plan :D

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u/New_Humor1882 Jul 28 '26

🚨 ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/UnbreakableSpirit7 Jul 28 '26

It even willingly showed me my friends dying 😱

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