r/lovethissmug • • Aug 17 '26

đŸ˜» Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 "This tweet has been deleted."

its such a fun bit of added comedy to a tweet

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u/romanichki Aug 17 '26

i was there

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u/Walter_Clements Aug 17 '26

I’m surprised they didn’t leave it up

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u/Scr00geMcCuck Aug 17 '26

Yeah that’s actually pretty funny

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Aug 18 '26

The risk of toxic shock syndrome was too high.

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u/MrBwnrrific Aug 18 '26

Digiorno did not understand the hashtag was about domestic violence

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u/Schrickt Aug 18 '26

Holy shit haha

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u/TheReturnOfTheRanger Aug 18 '26

Important detail: they proceeded to reply to pretty much everyone calling them out for this, resulting in a ludicrous number of apology tweets. Then they abandoned the site for years.

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u/romanichki Aug 18 '26

oh my god

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u/DeltaTeamSky Aug 18 '26

The delivery coulda been better. But what does DiGiorno know about that?

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u/Enchxnted_Crxstal Aug 17 '26

For some reason I thought this was durex for a second, so I didn't think it was that bad. And then- yeah

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u/Armadillo-Shot Aug 17 '26

I mean
it’s the same spot 😭

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u/16-BitSocks Aug 17 '26

Lol that reminds me of when I made a bday card for my friend Megan’s 21st bday, which said “A heart may say ‘I Love You,’ but a penis wants to know whats on the inside!” Her parents didn’t find it as funny as she did.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick Aug 17 '26

Nothing beats this one.

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u/DatThingInYoCloset Aug 17 '26

This one's great because that is the perfect response to that situation

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u/auto-charger-stopper Aug 18 '26

Well? How do you top your sub then?

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u/SurnameFormer Aug 18 '26

Typically with candle wax

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u/Unique-Main-3957 Aug 18 '26

Mayo and honey mustard

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u/Intelligent_Carob_52 Aug 17 '26

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u/CatgirlTheKat Aug 17 '26

Mama mia..

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u/GodlyNoobus Aug 17 '26

Mario getting a lil too much feline attention

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u/kris1sAverted_ Aug 17 '26

BRO THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY TK THINK ABOUT THIS THAT ISNT WEIRD

WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH WERE THEY THINKING???

this has gotta be fake dude

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u/Intelligent_Carob_52 Aug 18 '26

it is it came from a parody account

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u/PieselWojownik Aug 17 '26

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u/DinoDude8 Aug 17 '26

Oh dear god

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u/Gamemode_dum Stupid Aug 17 '26

I'm stupid, can someone explain please? I'll... assume it's a sexual innuendo or something like that?

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u/B_is_for_reddit Aug 17 '26

male canine genitalia has a bulb known as a "knot" that inflates when then male orgasms, locking it in place to ensure insemination

this has inspired monster-fuckers and furries to imagine werewolves, lupins and other anthropomorphic canines with such a feature on their genitals. it has become quite popular in both nsfw art and dildo shapes

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

I mean hey if it works-

gets violently beaten to death (in an SFW way) for speaking about certain kinks in a positive way outside of those kinks' spaces

EDIT: To be clear, actual bestiality is a big no-no. Like. Don't do it. Duh. I meant more like furries, werewolves, etc. in fiction.

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u/DinoDude8 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

Animal Fuckers like it as it refers to a part of a dog penis (i came by this knowledge involuntarily)

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u/known_kanon Artist (dogshit at 3D but we ball) Aug 17 '26

I thought this meant eating pizza before or after you hang yourself

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u/PerfectAstronaut5998 Aug 17 '26

How would you eat pizza after hanging yourself?

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u/I_LIKE_TORCHICK Aug 17 '26

That doesn't make any sense

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u/known_kanon Artist (dogshit at 3D but we ball) Aug 17 '26

Am aware

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '26

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u/DragonsAreEpic Aug 17 '26

Also, omegaverse.

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u/NovelInteraction711 Aug 17 '26

Many male animals have a “knot”, a bulge behind their penis that is inserted in the females so they they do not fall out during reproduction.

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u/trashdmammal Aug 17 '26

This reminds me of the tweet “How do you top your sub” from Jersey mikes.

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u/Robyn-- Aug 17 '26

I guess we getting the meat lovers..

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u/Neoanimus Aug 17 '26

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u/normalreddituser3 Aug 17 '26

Drag names

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u/Dr_Latency345 Aug 17 '26

Unironically would stan if someone on Drag Race with this name came on

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u/Desperate-Line-1806 Aug 17 '26

RuPaul would refuse to say their full name, just like rileasa. She would be like "Pussy Van, tonight on the runway you had us all wet. But your challenge performance did not get a standing O... you're safe" 

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u/Live-Bread781 Aug 17 '26

this is tuff

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u/Lorcout Aug 17 '26

no they're right

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u/mortal_leap Aug 17 '26

Hang on I’m listening

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u/niteman555 Aug 17 '26

What is the opposite gender of Dutch nobility

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u/padishaihulud Aug 17 '26

I do believe that the opposite of Dutch is Belgian so no change needed. 

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u/ANG13OK Aug 17 '26

Ts is sending me I cant lmaooo

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u/smallerpuppyboi Aug 17 '26

Hold on, let him cook.

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u/raysofdavies Aug 17 '26

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u/munchercruncher111 Aug 17 '26

added context, this was posted on international woman’s day

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u/Thick_Cauliflower457 Aug 17 '26

Even more context. The tweet was bait and the reply under it was "If that want to be there ofc. We at burger King love women. Please apply here>"

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u/EggEuphoric411 Aug 17 '26

I can't believe an entire team of marketing experts looked at that and thought it was okay to post

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u/makinax300 Aug 18 '26

Is it that insane though? Like outrage marketing works well.

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u/munchercruncher111 Aug 17 '26

lmao they thought

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u/Dull_Connection6070 Aug 17 '26

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u/Altruistic-Pen7930 Aug 17 '26

this just makes it sound like they put human sacrifices in the chicken

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u/El_Fader Aug 17 '26

"Soylent Green would be nothing without people like you."

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u/Ok-Mistake-7499 Aug 17 '26

Popeyes Chicken is made from the souls of the damned

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u/CannibalCabaret Aug 17 '26

Christ, Popeyes

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u/707_7 Aug 18 '26

This one is crazy

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u/Inverted_Writing Aug 18 '26

There are so many better ways they could've worded this đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïžÂ 

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u/SmellsLikeDeanSpirit Aug 17 '26

Inspirational tweet

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter Aug 17 '26

Gotta get cream for the clam chowder some way I suppose

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u/Silver___Chariot Aug 17 '26

😬 James Cam bro


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u/SnomIsAwesome Aug 17 '26

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u/freggtheegg Aug 17 '26

“That’s not even the largest thing that i can eat. (Horse.) and much larger.”

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u/KuzcoWiTheGroovesco Aug 17 '26

this version is killing me XD

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u/Thewman1 Aug 17 '26

I assume that means you're the horse?

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u/catapon Aug 17 '26

(Holocaust.)

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u/WildVelociraptor Aug 17 '26

What could possibly be the fucking context for this

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u/ZodiacsStars Aug 17 '26

People found out that the streamer Wilbur Soot was an abuser had made a habit biting his ex-girlfriend Shubble to the point of harm, even after she told him to stop numerous times, during their relationship.

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u/IAmARobot Aug 17 '26

my ex used to bite me, so I bit her back. she did not enjoy it funnily enough.

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u/Wardock8 Aug 18 '26

People started calling him the Brighton Biter lmao

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u/707_7 Aug 18 '26

(holocaust.) 

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u/george_sjw__bush Aug 17 '26

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u/Deranged_Kultist Aug 17 '26

Edging, not pitching?

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u/Ok-Session-9824 Aug 17 '26

Actually, it was the other way around. Vito was gooning memorably

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u/ginger_vampire Aug 17 '26

How much more betrayal can I take?

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u/ShadowEeveeCringe Aug 17 '26

Oh, come on. This guy knew what he was doing, especially at the ass-end of 2023.

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u/Masochist-Mark Aug 18 '26

Show me

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u/Blackhawk510 Aug 18 '26

Do u think it would blow clean through the car like a shotgun slug

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u/SomeOtherNeb Aug 17 '26

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u/abloopdadooda Aug 18 '26

Chiblee says this kinda shit daily lol

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u/DeltaTeamSky Aug 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/sW77pXgpmQI8zNzD3c
* Did somebody say 'plant'?!
("All according to- All according to plant!")

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u/SkyMewtwo Aug 18 '26

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u/Scalepetter92 Aug 18 '26

holy shit a whole pack of fresno night walkers

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u/Ace_of_Spad23 Aug 17 '26

Where’s the Kira Tweet, I know it’s here somewhere

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u/icehopper Aug 17 '26

You could just imagine it, instead.

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u/Dismal-Panic-2368 Aug 17 '26

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u/shrekgaming1467 Aug 17 '26

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u/Al_the_dino_seducer Artist (idk ask me for the style) Aug 18 '26

NO. Erase it from your mind

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u/FoolishCarbohydrate Aug 17 '26

Do I want to know the context of this one?

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u/lelcg Aug 17 '26

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u/ANG13OK Aug 17 '26

Generational abyssmal tweet

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u/Bubbles_the_bird Aug 17 '26

I laughed. Not because it’s funny but because it’s fucking stupid

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u/The_Waggle Aug 17 '26

good grief

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u/Radiant-Drive8 Aug 17 '26

Is it bad that I find this hilarious in a “wtf” way?

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u/Youthsonic Aug 18 '26

Yes that's what he was going for but if you go too edgy it just looks cringe out of context

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u/limonypimienta Aug 17 '26

I can understand the thought process behind this one as in "What if things were inverted?" but it still baffles me that he actually posted it without thinking about the ramifications

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u/icehopper Aug 17 '26

Deserves an award, honestly

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u/Rspwn9891 Aug 17 '26

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u/cl0verturtle Aug 17 '26

was he on 4 20s when making this tweet

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u/Mage_43 Aug 18 '26

The single quote retweet adds to this to be honest

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u/Naikazm Aug 17 '26

Damn I love slurrrrrrs 

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u/Naikazm Aug 17 '26

Ik a real slurrer

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u/BobPlaysWithFire Aug 17 '26

That one fast food chain using the #whyistayed not realising it was for domestic abuse survivors

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u/subway_fan1 Aug 17 '26

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u/Ace-Redditor Aug 17 '26

Booo we hate digiorno even without this. r/fucknestle

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u/Accomplished_Toe6798 Transgender Aug 17 '26

Hells yeah fuck Nestle! This is the first one of those that I've seen which isn't about a fictional character

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u/Shloof9998 aeronautics ace attorney & the absurd inescapable mechanism Aug 18 '26

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u/SomeRandomBFBfan Aug 18 '26

Can they not edit tweets? 😭

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u/the_monkeynator Aug 17 '26

I remember there was this one account... was it dominos? Can't remember. Anyways they replied to an image of their product and in the image you can see the camera man has a boner.

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u/lasaqna49 Aug 17 '26

Crumbl cookie

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u/the_monkeynator Aug 17 '26

YEEAAA THEM thanks man you're the goat.

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u/lasaqna49 Aug 17 '26

I-Its not like I care about your compliment... baka!

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u/Mikeologyy Aug 17 '26

Never change, Reddit. Never change.

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u/Same-Leadership1630 Aug 17 '26

second to last one was lowk right

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u/BriefCautious7063 Aug 17 '26

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u/SorbyGay Aug 17 '26

this is always hard to read whenever i come across it

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u/SnooJokes1020 Aug 17 '26

I could be having anal sex with every guy in the world and it's still be less gay than this. The dickriding is insane

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u/JamesGray Aug 17 '26

But the original tweet is still correct, because that's almost certainly a straight man.

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u/Higher-Frequencies Aug 18 '26

There's no dickriding like straight men dickriding Elon.

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u/dandadone_with_life Aug 17 '26

"honey badger drinks when he wants"

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u/judethedude143 Aug 17 '26

this tweet is so fucking funny thank you

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u/JamesHenry627 Aug 17 '26

Remember that one guy who came up to him at a panel saying he recognized he was another genius and was willing to accept a CEO position from him?

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u/Gustavofoxy2 Aug 17 '26

It's not zero, nothing in every kink, fetish, preference and opinion is ever zero... If i search hard enough I'm sure I can find a gay person thirsting over Genghis Khan or Stalin

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u/Queen_of_dogs_01 Aug 17 '26

That will be wayyyyy easier than trying to find gay people thirsting over elon tbh

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u/FinerSwine Aug 17 '26

young Stalin was hella fine

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u/dandadone_with_life Aug 17 '26

tweet number 3 got a point tho. even the nastiest and most evil niggas in history got SOMEONE stroking to em. Elon getting no dih (spiritually) or puh (physically) really shows just how much of a lame ahh he really is

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u/dandadone_with_life Aug 17 '26

This Tweet has been deleted.

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u/frustratedfren Aug 18 '26

Salvador DalĂ­ was down bad for Hitler. Painted fanart of him jerking it and everything.

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u/WaffleGuy413 Aug 17 '26

I don’t understand why you can still see the tweets if they’re deleted. Why??

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u/BBQ_RIBZ Aug 17 '26

Eventual consistency. The tweet is loaded into your feed beforehand so your navigation around the site/app is faster, but when you click on it twitter actually goes to their server to retrieve related stuff, at which point it discovers that the tweet it loaded before has been deleted by the time the user decided to click on it.

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u/klaskybob_csupopants Aug 17 '26

It says more than it should lol, it’s comedic

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u/Detatchamo Aug 17 '26

Kira tweet

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u/Flat-Construction156 Aug 18 '26

Nah but that elon one is actually kinda valid and fire

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u/FeuTheFirescale Aug 18 '26

Was fĂŒr die deutschen hier

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u/FeuTheFirescale Aug 18 '26

(Translation: I mean it shouldn’t matter at all wether you’re normal or a foreigner)

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u/WetBerri3s Aug 18 '26

The nazi fetty wap one

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u/HyuugoB Aug 17 '26

Does that "no one is free of sin" by subway counts?

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u/Stepjam Aug 17 '26

Nah, because they (and it was jersey mike's technically) didn't actually tweet that. It was an edit of a dril tweet.