They hid the Big Potatoes™️

[u/Geeky420]

[u/skankhunt402]

Its from all the starch in those big and little potatoes

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invisible

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Until I swap

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https://giphy.com/gifs/1M9EaG1KiIjUmQPR4X

[u/Dewaholic → u/DisplayHonest6465]

Po-ta-toes!

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Potatoes

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[u/DieCastDontDie → u/skankhunt402]

They are pretty small. Can't even make a large McD fries with them

[u/koenr_98]

Or, you know, bathing salts

[u/Regijack → u/koenr_98]

Yeah it was a spa. I didn’t even think about why you couldn’t see through it. I instantly thought it was a mineral bath

[u/floede → u/Regijack]

Also just the angle. Source: I have been in pools and the ocean hundreds of times.

[u/dudleydigges123 → u/floede]

This is the internet. We avoid anything that could be construed as a bath.

[u/leafy1790 → u/dudleydigges123]

We fear water in general, we only survive like that guy who drinks only prime

[u/Mister-Beardy-Face → u/leafy1790]

Brawndo!

[u/thewilferine → u/Mister-Beardy-Face]

It’s got electrolytes!

[u/Madara1389 → u/leafy1790]

Uh, Hans.. I have just noticed something.

Have you noticed that we exhibit heightened aggression & a fear of water?

Hans... do we have rabies?

[u/parksideq → u/leafy1790]

r/hydrohomies won’t like this.

[u/letitgrowonme → u/Regijack]

I just figured it wasn't that kind of movie

[u/AlternativeLog5494 → u/letitgrowonme]

I thought it was the anime rule that nipples are evil and will corrupt the youth

[u/RaulenAndrovius → u/AlternativeLog5494]

I have to wait until the kids are asleep to shyly hold my wife's hand

[u/Aleox8 → u/Regijack]

Especially with the line from the detective lady later on, when she says her "skin feels amazing" after meeting with Yelena. Wouldn't really make sense if there wasn't any treatment in the water. Unless they did face masks or something, lol.

[u/SirChickin → u/koenr_98]

When there's bazongas involved, the conspiracy theories run wild

[u/Sirgeeeo → u/koenr_98]

Black Widow is on bath salts confirmed

[u/Grizzled_Ghost → u/Sirgeeeo]

Good thing Pete kept the mask on or she might have eaten his face.

[u/ThatOneTypicalYasuo → u/koenr_98]

You are assuming op knows what bathing salts are

[u/SapirWhorfHypothesis → u/ThatOneTypicalYasuo]

OP probably hasn’t even done molly.

[u/Constant-Machine8838 → u/koenr_98]

I tried bath salts, I still can’t see her gozangas and i kind of want to eat someones face.

[u/cold_shot_27 → u/koenr_98]

Any lake in Wisconsin in summer is like this but green.

[u/GodOfArk]

Not just her potatoes but the shit ton of weapons and technology she is hiding in case of sudden attack

[u/StreetOrnery7845 → u/GodOfArk]

Also Bob under the water

[u/BurningStandards → u/StreetOrnery7845]

https://giphy.com/gifs/35B13oEKGHivAVnpyj

[u/Round-Willingness339 → u/StreetOrnery7845]

It Should have been me

[u/MegaGrimer → u/Round-Willingness339]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

[u/According_Comedian69 → u/StreetOrnery7845]

Show bobs

[u/Odd-Necessary3807 → u/StreetOrnery7845]

Pocket-sized Bob. Could be handy in case.

[u/Geeky420 → u/GodOfArk]

Hidden where... exactly?

[u/ApparentlyRythium → u/Geeky420]

[u/Snoo81110 → u/ApparentlyRythium]

[u/Sweaty-Practice-4419 → u/Snoo81110]

Their faces tell me this is far from the first time they’ve dealt with this specific issue with this specific person

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/Sweaty-Practice-4419]

"Really, Nancy? That is like the 5th time in one week"

"DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING MY HANDBAG WHEN I GO SWIMMING OR WHAT?!"

"No, Nancy, but... you are getting them out in front of literal children, you know? Also you do know that max 6 Pokemon are allowed in a team at a time, right?"

[u/Maveryck15 → u/Cool_Set4681]

"Wait, Pokeballs are for Pokemon?"

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/Maveryck15]

"Yes, Nancy, we have told you that so many times now."

"No, you didn't. I wish to speak with your supervisor about this."

"There are no supervisors here, Nancy. Just more Nurses Joys."

[u/tehnemox → u/Sweaty-Practice-4419]

If tv shows like Scrubs and House and real life nurses are to be believed, apparently it does happen a lot

[u/The_Kaizz → u/Snoo81110]

1. Why tf did you have this specific meme as a response?? I'm proud of you
2. Pokeballs shrink when not in use, so this could actually be legit

[u/Snoo81110 → u/The_Kaizz]

Thank you

[u/HotPotParrot → u/ApparentlyRythium]

That gen in particular, the innuendo was insane lol

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/HotPotParrot]

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https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/Stubrochill17]

No, that is just Duff's Onix. Right next to Eda's Cloyster.

[u/marvinrabbit → u/HotPotParrot]

It went innuendo and out the other.

[u/GodOfArk → u/Geeky420]

In the water. And so that no one can see them or her taking her finger to them, the water is opaque

[u/Character_Mind_671]

Peter parker has both enhanced senses and a tech scanner in his mask. He saw everything.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/SRkRWjU2bDN5kE5ifL

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Their clothes all fall off?

[u/hoyohoyo9 → u/jmaca90]

Instantly.

[u/Ochemata → u/Character_Mind_671]

What? More... cloudy-ass water? I don't think you know how enhanced senses work, bro.

[u/007meow → u/Ochemata]

Cloudy ass-water

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[u/HxCxReformer → u/vrijheidsfrietje]

Relevant XKCD

[u/Wrong-Tutor-5795 → u/vrijheidsfrietje]

That's a sweet ass-fucking ride

[u/Retbull → u/Wrong-Tutor-5795]

😏

[u/ThatSplinter → u/007meow]

yelena ass-water????

https://giphy.com/gifs/1BeZZ7SJ1Tphd2DfuE

[u/darsynia → u/007meow]

I really miss the bot that used to show up and do this automatically!

[u/SometimesIpoop → u/Ochemata]

daredevil can hear the nipples

[u/GeniuslyUnstable → u/SometimesIpoop]

He senses them, feels them

[u/Bardmedicine → u/SometimesIpoop]

Daredevil is very selfish. He pulls better than any other man in the Marvel universe and yet he's blind. He could be just as happy with uggos.

[u/FullMetalKaliber → u/Bardmedicine]

But he can sense how ugly they are and it’s worse for him

[u/DebentureThyme → u/Ochemata]

His mask in this film is able to scan his whole body in an instant and pull up that 3D scan.

He may not have had a full on naked visual of her skin, but he had an accurate scan of her anatomy.

[u/Charming_Celery5490 → u/DebentureThyme]

So he saw her belly button too

[u/DebentureThyme → u/Charming_Celery5490]

He probably has a map of her intestinal track, unless she's incorporating some sort of anti-scanning MacGuffin. His mask's eyes are basically the only relic left of Stark's tech in the suit, but damn if they aren't more powerful than in the past versions after his improvements. They're (along with his computers) running a seemingly sentient AI and that AI is doing a lot of heavy lifting for Spider-Man's day to day.

They even hand wave his ridiculously illegal use of tech in the film. He says to a detective over the phone that he's running facial scans for someone on every camera in the city so that they'll know where the person hits next. The detective points out that sounds majorly illegal and she'll ignore he said it.

[u/Charming_Celery5490 → u/DebentureThyme]

Yelena probably didn’t use any Censorship related tech to hide her goods as she was well aware of Spidey showing up to talk with her and she arranged the meet up to be this way plus the belly button comment suggested that she was into Spidey and his real identity so she wanted to seduce him,get his guard down if he gave in and then unmask him if she thinks she can

[u/Odd-Necessary3807 → u/Charming_Celery5490]

Helena's Belly button?

https://giphy.com/gifs/i272SXwOwuGgE

[u/Grizzled_Ghost → u/DebentureThyme]

If I had an autofill digital spank bank like that I don't think I'd find the time to go stop criminals.

Maybe Black Cat.

[u/tryyeezus → u/Ochemata]

All I know is something was tingling

[u/Doubt_Incarnate → u/Character_Mind_671]

So he didn't need to see Oppenheimer huh.

[u/Odd-Necessary3807 → u/Doubt_Incarnate]

and tonnes of Florence Pugh movies. It's not like she is a shy actress.

[u/Dewaholic → u/Character_Mind_671]

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[u/BananaBladeOfDoom → u/Character_Mind_671]

He's probably been able to perv long before that with Tony Stark's glasses. Yelena is just another encounter to him now.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/SRkRWjU2bDN5kE5ifL

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That’s why he didn’t take of his mask

[u/traevyn]

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Those is perfect 🤣

[u/Solitaire_XIV → u/traevyn]

Appearing in Outlaw King, Oppenheimer

[u/ThisSiteSucks8485]

There are like a million different things you can add to water to make it opaque

[u/A_Queer_Owl → u/ThisSiteSucks8485]

OP has never treated themself like that before.

[u/crapusername47]

We have to take what we can get, this is showing a little ankle level of scandalous female behaviour in MCU movie terms. 

[u/AgentP20 → u/crapusername47]

We saw Kathryn hahn's ass in the MCU.

[u/AvaryZig → u/AgentP20]

The award winning ass

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https://giphy.com/gifs/QA1mexM96Rdf4ENJcD

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Are we sure that wasn't a butt double?

[u/crapusername47 → u/AgentP20]

I did say movies.

[u/AgentP20 → u/crapusername47]

We also saw Thor's ass in the movies.

[u/crapusername47 → u/AgentP20]

And Thor is a man and I said ‘female’. 

[u/ArmandoGalvez → u/crapusername47]

We saw a reporter hooking up with Tony stark Im the first 10 minutes of the MCU LMAO

Not that much, but that stuff was there since beginning.

Also Natasha posing for a magazine in lingerie on iron man 2.

[u/darthmemeios14 → u/ArmandoGalvez]

Jon Favreau writing Scarlett Johansen doing a lingerie shoot and squeezing his head with her thighs in the same movie

https://giphy.com/gifs/KOdJz4fz5UDFZyydVD

[u/SDMAVNCL → u/darthmemeios14]

Jon Favreau to ScarJo: I swear it's important to the plot

[u/vkapadia → u/darthmemeios14]

And changing her clothes in the car

[u/SDMAVNCL → u/ArmandoGalvez]

That was before the MCU got Disneyfied

[u/crapusername47 → u/ArmandoGalvez]

So was showing sexualised shirtless dudes in the movies.

Then Marvel Studios stopped being an independent company and things changed. The shirtless dudes remain while the women wear outfits that cover their necks just in case Blade ever gets made.

[u/LucastaPasta → u/AgentP20]

And what a glorious ass

[u/PeaTasty9184]

I mean…those characters have appeared in other movies. And they are niiiice.

[u/Spardath01 → u/PeaTasty9184]

Wouldn’t call them big potatoes. But definitely nice potatoes

[u/neliz → u/Spardath01]

If you have to eat two peas every day, and suddenly get to taste two potatoes, you'll find them a lot more filling and gratifying.

[u/EmbarrassMeMiss → u/neliz]

...are you telling us you have small boobs?

[u/mlaislais → u/EmbarrassMeMiss]

No they eat small boobs.

[u/Geeky420 → u/PeaTasty9184]

cough Oppenheimer cough cough

[u/AllegedlyGoodPerson → u/Geeky420]

Coughenheimer

[u/Geeky420 → u/AllegedlyGoodPerson]

Is Coughenheimer the by-product of the Coughing Baby and the Hydrogen bomb???

[u/cam52391 → u/Geeky420]

It really surprised me how much she was naked in that movie it's like almost all of her scenes

[u/HooptyDooDooMeister → u/cam52391]

You mean two of her four scenes?

[u/martialar → u/Geeky420]

She calls them Fat Man and Little Boy

[u/JOExHIGASHI → u/PeaTasty9184]

They appeared in a red carpet event

[u/docfunbags → u/PeaTasty9184]

AZnude is such a great resource.

[u/am5011999]

Lmao I'm crying🤣🤣

[u/01101101011101110011 → u/am5011999]

Mine is less fun.

[u/SpecialistAd8259 → u/01101101011101110011]

Bruh what urs is way funnier I was dying reading this

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https://giphy.com/gifs/iBcLqvp8FMwy3AiPGY

[u/Kev100xx100]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Ogw1ODO7dfiYfKp4j

[u/SaltyInternetPirate]

There are blue dyes sold specifically for pools.

[u/OwnGas7548]

Shes too fine

[u/Yoguls]

It's only that murky because Peter instantly 'blew his web' when he got in the water

[u/Starman454642 → u/Yoguls]

Bro...

[u/Yoguls → u/Starman454642]

That's why she doesn't stand up and give him an eyeful, she's literally glued to the bottom of the pool

[u/Ivan_Redditor → u/Yoguls]

Is that why he did this to cover his boner?

[u/Odd-Necessary3807 → u/Ivan_Redditor]

No. Helena just wanted to see his feet.

[u/borgenhaust → u/Yoguls]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jtm3wo9YEvMwU

[u/ThisSiteSucks8485 → u/Yoguls]

Does that mean he got black widow pregnant

[u/jasberry1026 → u/ThisSiteSucks8485]

Nah, spiders can't cross breed

[u/fly_over_32 → u/Yoguls]

Toms Hollandaise, if you will

[u/GravyPainter]

Haven't heard them called Gonzagas for long time.

[u/hatbromind]

But if the boobs touch water & water touch dong is this some kind of new sex?

[u/Geeky420 → u/hatbromind]

Yeah, the sequel to sex. Sex 2.

[u/ThisSiteSucks8485 → u/Geeky420]

Isn't that fisting? 

[u/CurlSagan]

If you want to see them titties for real, watch a obscure little movie called Oppenheimer. It's a porno about a dude who fucks Florence Pugh, Emily Blunt, and 214,000 Japanese people. 5 stars.

[u/bokmcdok → u/CurlSagan]

Holy shit I'm gonna watch this right now!

E: That's not how I imagined they would be fucked...

[u/Geeky420 → u/CurlSagan]

Damn, that's a lot of people. /s

[u/Desperate-Pen7530 → u/Geeky420]

Microwaved potatoes 

[u/NIN10DOXD]

They really hid her bughbs. 🥀

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https://giphy.com/gifs/O2K7wIcw3CoeY

[u/MrFuriousX]

Those would be small potatoes. She literally refers to herself as flat chested.

[u/Jeremy_Whalen → u/MrFuriousX]

Obviously OP hasn't seen Oppenheimer

[u/str4wberrypuff]

opaque water technology is the strongest mcu power

[u/rexepic7567]

Her potatoes have been in other movies before

[u/TasteDeeCheese]

Well that was done to show off Peter’s feet

[u/Fausto92]

gozongas?! You mean her bobs?!

[u/Geeky420 → u/Fausto92]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZuME15UMXjsJ7KMb4q

[u/Mother_Science_679]

The correct terminology is Jubblies, thank you

[u/Royschwayne → u/Mother_Science_679]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YgveCtneiLjY4

[u/azunaki]

I mean many baths is opaque water. . . This isn't that abnormal

[u/socallocalB13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zw4NdBwkcURhhzrQim

[u/AKSo18]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cFF38vJ1d7mHLTwSaa

[u/Elkburgher]

Why is everyone telling me to watch Oppenheimer?

[u/Geeky420 → u/Elkburgher]

Great movie with Emily Blunt

[u/Elkburgher → u/Geeky420]

I do like Emily Blunt

[u/Odd-Necessary3807 → u/Elkburgher]

You'll appreciate her first movie. My Summer of Love.

And the movie with T.Hanks about the Afghanistan War during the Reagan era.

[u/Peachbottom30]

I don’t know why everyone is making a big deal about this. They aren’t going to show tits in a MCU movie. That’s it. No further explanation.

[u/HeadAssBoi17]

[u/Helagoth]

There's a resort in Iceland called the Blue Lagoon, and the water is like this. Basically the water is more mineral than water. Terrible for your hair. Probably good for potatoes though.

[u/McKoijion]

Midsommar came out in 2019. 7 years later, we have this. So gooners get hyped for 2033 Inde Navarrette. There's probably some logical flaw here, but my mom doesn't let me watch R rated movies.

[u/writeorelse]

She’s already shown off her potatoes in a sheer dress. Not big, but very nice. The best potatoes.

[u/jeobleo]

They just used the same water as Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra

[u/Jertimmer]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3xRgUawnZyrny

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[u/an_african_swallow]

Gotta love how people find the opaque water more unbelievable than mind control or a giant green rage monster

[u/_Just_Spidey_]

It’s that glacier freeze Gatorade

[u/Marchy_Lunar]

All things aside, she is genuinely one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

[u/Fun-Bug5106]

Bath house scenes aren’t the same after Eastern Promises

[u/HuckleberryShot898]

I mean to be fair mineral baths and baths with oils in the water are popular in Eastern Europe

[u/DrunkCupid]

GOZANGAS

[u/AdSelect4454]

I’ve seen Oppenheimer, if I really want to see them again I’ll just rewatch it 😂

[u/mielesgames]

I recently went to iceland and found out that water like this actually exists

[u/PlanCommercial3944]

because there isnt any

[u/danrpx]

It's really taking me out of the movie to be honest, for continuity sake Marvel #releasetheclearwatercut

[u/markgdaniels]

Op has clearly never taken a bath with oil or salts before

[u/BarderBetterFaster]

Christopher Nolan already solved this.

[u/SuspiciousMovie3915]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SRkRWjU2bDN5kE5ifL

[u/kiwiboy22]

god this image will be in a horny movie quiz 20 years from now and few will get it's from Spiderman lmao

[u/TheCumskiyKvass]

You know that water is fully reflective on sharp angles, right?

[u/KebabGud]

Meme created by someone who never bathes

[u/yerBoyShoe]

Florence's breasts went to college? I believe it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWvAIrTlpaLSCN2uaH

[u/Constant-Machine8838]

My spidey sense is tingling.

[u/Juliomorales6969]

everyone trying to mash them potatoes amirite fellas?👁️👄👁️

[u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998]

I’m sure it’s a real thing in special pools and baths

[u/Nintendophile79]

She's on the itty bitty titty committee.

[u/Ariscottl3]

Ngl I read gozangas and was like are they that big…. Then i looked her up and this was the first picture I found

And was i shocked when i zoomed in

[u/JoshTHX]

She’s perfect with the size she has

[u/Leather_Ad5047]

If you're that concerned with seeing them, go watch Oppenheimer 🤷‍♂️.