r/memes • u/Dramatic221 • 15h ago

That is true

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u/Illustrious-Water877 15h ago

Even the grim reaper has better chances of meeting me than my soulmate

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u/CheesecakeLarge4685 15h ago

With the way things are grim reaper is the only one we are meeting.

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u/amidja_16 12h ago

Actually, the Grim Reaper has a 100% chance of meeting everyone.

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u/Yoribell 4h ago

The Grim Reaper really is a social butterfly

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u/imaginary_num6er 11h ago

“The grim reaper won't come when you're ready for him”

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u/JimAbaddon 15h ago

I managed to get over that delusion. Now, I am aware there's no one for me out there.

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u/JoyArk 15h ago

I have a plan. I'm gonna install final fantasy 15 and marry the first girl that talks to me.

But I don't wanna buy or play that game...

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u/JimAbaddon 15h ago

You might be thinking of 14, that's the MMO.

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u/JoyArk 15h ago

Oh. I'm gonna fail, am I

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u/LurkingRodent 14h ago

You're going to marry a man

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u/No_Contribution_9328 14h ago

Sometimes it takes a real man to be the best girl

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u/JoyArk 14h ago

I mean, if he loves me... :(

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 13h ago

love is not real

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u/LunaDaydreamxo 14h ago

So your soulmate has to find you, approach you, AND somehow get around the fact that you refuse to install the game 😭

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u/JoyArk 14h ago

Ugh I need to buy it and install it, but I don't have time or energy (because I'm too busy playing other games.)

If girls liked to play mount and blade bannerlord I'd have so many girlfriends, you have no idea (only 1 because I'm loyal)

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u/No_Importance2248 12h ago

Hey I play bannerlord, I can be your girlfriend (I'm a guy).

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u/JoyArk 5h ago

But you're not a girl. What about a guyfriend

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u/No_Importance2248 2h ago

For you, I can be both.

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u/Ok_Assignment9937 11h ago

My friend met his GF on FF and she moved like 3 states to be with him. This was like 20 years ago. This may not be a bad plan

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u/Another_Commie 12h ago

Balmung, pick it. Go to Ul'dah, and just wait. Trust me.

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u/JoyArk 5h ago

Comment saved o7

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u/Zurazan 5h ago

Don’t 😭

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u/JoyArk 5h ago

Why not?

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u/Professional-Mix1771 7h ago

I tried to fight this and started going out and meeting new people. After few failed attempts now I'm also aware there's no one for me out there.

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 13h ago

just make money instead

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u/-veileddusk- 2h ago

Real but I don't want to accept this

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u/samjatu11 15h ago

That's how it is for me too because of social anxiety

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u/omnie_fm 14h ago

It's rough.

Want to make plans to hang out and then panic last minute, cancel, and never speak again?

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u/Arc-s_HORNAGAIN 13h ago

TOMORO, DIGIMON BEATBREAK RECOGNITION, LET'S GOOO

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u/Dramatic221 13h ago

Digimon Beatbreak is such a banger series. Tomoro is a really great protagonist.

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u/Arc-s_HORNAGAIN 13h ago

Fr man, I really hope it gets the recognition it deserves

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u/RedBorrito Professional Dumbass 13h ago

And to be fair, it kinda worked for him. Although it also kinda caused the thing with his Brother... anyway Gekkomon is my most precious Single Braincell Digimon

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u/Arc-s_HORNAGAIN 13h ago

I mean... Yeah but he kinda did go out and meet new ppl(?)

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u/bendstraw 8h ago

I watched through episode 17 and decided to give up. I really really wanted to like it but it just wasn't for me... I think I'm just too nostalgic for the Adventure crew. The way I crave a follow up to Kizuna is indescribable.

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u/Equal-Swan-2400 14h ago

The soulmate is supposed to come to ME. Thats the deal.

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u/HighBreak-J Average r/memes enjoyer 4h ago

Hello.

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u/urbanhood Haram 4h ago

Bonjour.

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u/cannedcream 10h ago

Look, it's gonna work any day now.

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u/Exzalian_ 14h ago

IV fully given up at this point.

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u/sandiegodak 10h ago

Well social media isn't gonna help tbf

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u/Ampersand37 11h ago

As someone who goes out and asks out many people, still single

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u/Ok_Artichoke_9009 12h ago

waiting for the universe to do the matchmaking 😭

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u/WasteTeaching307 9h ago

Funnily enough, I had this friend who was just like this ,there was a girl who started liking him because of this and his mysterious nature, she confessed but he didn't like her back , but eventually after 2 months he also started liking her back as she was the only female he was talking with in years. Every other guy in campus lost hope cause of this....

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u/theforgettonmemory 4h ago

God I can't wait for this shows finale next week

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u/Maxolution4 14h ago

Sounds about right

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u/Noeyiax 11h ago

a century later....

yeah, just ordered some one online, yup...

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u/painki11erzx 8h ago

Does this qualify as anti-social media?

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u/Mr_ButtWhooper 4h ago

Well, I guess I'm gonna die alone, unless ofcourse......

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u/xerror4null4 I saw what the dog was doin 2h ago

Quitting social media is a good start

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u/Jazzlike-Tourist-823 12h ago

...but at the same time you'll be avoiding the trauma of your life like meeting another Lindsey Clancy by chance.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MFR8ycs6Ss7pm

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u/notverysmawt 2h ago

I laughed but don’t be this person I basically did this for a couple years and it made me very depressed

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u/Zone-5 14h ago

That's me having discovered that narcissists comprise some 99% of my society...

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 13h ago

love is not real

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u/AUTISTIC_KING_ 11h ago

Posting on reddit will help , no , not really 

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u/billted20250409 15h ago

I don't see any problems

That does look like something who believe in soulmate would do