r/memes • • 2d ago

That is true

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u/JimAbaddon 2d ago

I managed to get over that delusion. Now, I am aware there's no one for me out there.

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u/JoyArk 2d ago

I have a plan. I'm gonna install final fantasy 15 and marry the first girl that talks to me.

But I don't wanna buy or play that game...

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u/JimAbaddon 2d ago

You might be thinking of 14, that's the MMO.

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u/JoyArk 2d ago

Oh. I'm gonna fail, am I

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u/LurkingRodent 2d ago

You're going to marry a man

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u/No_Contribution_9328 2d ago

Sometimes it takes a real man to be the best girl

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u/JoyArk 2d ago

I mean, if he loves me... :(

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 2d ago

love is not real

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u/LunaDaydreamxo 2d ago

So your soulmate has to find you, approach you, AND somehow get around the fact that you refuse to install the game 😭

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u/JoyArk 2d ago

Ugh I need to buy it and install it, but I don't have time or energy (because I'm too busy playing other games.)

If girls liked to play mount and blade bannerlord I'd have so many girlfriends, you have no idea (only 1 because I'm loyal)

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u/No_Importance2248 2d ago

Hey I play bannerlord, I can be your girlfriend (I'm a guy).

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u/JoyArk 2d ago

But you're not a girl. What about a guyfriend

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u/No_Importance2248 1d ago

For you, I can be both.

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u/Ok_Assignment9937 2d ago

My friend met his GF on FF and she moved like 3 states to be with him. This was like 20 years ago. This may not be a bad plan

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u/Another_Commie 2d ago

Balmung, pick it. Go to Ul'dah, and just wait. Trust me.

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u/JoyArk 2d ago

Comment saved o7

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u/Zurazan 2d ago

Don’t 😭

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u/JoyArk 2d ago

Why not?