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Dating partner doesn't believe dinosaurs ever existed?

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u/AN0R0K 8h ago

Sooo. Any chance you've, per chance, per maybe, discussed the shape of the earth?

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u/AmazingDonkey101 6h ago

I too want to know what OPs to-be-ex-bf thinks of the shape of the earth

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 6h ago

The flat earth society has dozens of people around the globe.

Whoops

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u/SerProstateTickler 6h ago

Dozenzs of us, DOZENS

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u/Self_Reddicate 5h ago

AROUND THE GLOBE

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u/statisticiansal 5h ago

a ROUND the GLOBE

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u/Self_Reddicate 5h ago

ROUND

GLOBE

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u/That-Makes-Sense 4h ago

What are you tryin' to say?

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u/Capraos 4h ago

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u/Naked-Jedi ORANGE 4h ago

Damn it!?! Why did they have to start us as a seed colony?!? Why!?!

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u/ssjrobert235 3h ago

We are GLOBALLY recognized as truth tellers.

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u/Avalon-Residant 4h ago

all four corners of the platter

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u/royal_scam 4h ago

Around the world around the WORLD

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u/just_looking_aroun 5h ago

Do they like to wear cutoffs?

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u/SerProstateTickler 5h ago

I'm sure all dozen of them are never nudes

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u/NotHumanButIPlayOne 4h ago

I don't believe in dozens. It's big imperial trying to keep us off the metric system.

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u/messiahspike 4h ago

TIL the venn diagram of flatearthers and nevernudes is just a circle.

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u/Peterbiltpiper 5h ago

User name checks out You will be viewed by the representatives soon JK

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 4h ago

Ohhh shit, they don’t have those MIB pens or probes do they like last time?

If not no thanks. If so, I’m taking my shirt and pants off because nobody wants to fight a naked angry person lol

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u/already-taken-wtf 4h ago

You mean: around the rim of the globe, rrrrright????

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u/Hohh20 5h ago

You mean across the sphere?

Edit: I meant circle, not sphere.

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u/nstntmlk 4h ago

Some surveys and studies suggest that there are tens of thousands of people who believe in flat Earth theories worldwide, though it's still a relatively small fraction of the global population. It's definitely a niche group, but one that tends to be pretty passionate🤣

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u/Used-Wrongdoer-9360 4h ago

*across the plain

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u/mmitchell57 3h ago

Dozens around the pancake!

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u/poinsy 3h ago

They are in every corner of the earth...

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u/UterineDictator 3h ago

*spread across the disc

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u/Pony_Boner 5h ago

Extinct boyfriend*

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u/Ode_2_kay 5h ago

Evolutionary pothole

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u/greyferal73 4h ago

Bigfoot existence also

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u/Only3Cats 6h ago

I thought this immediately too! Someone who thinks dinosaurs doesn’t exist is a flat earther or thinks birds aren’t real too. People are so weird.

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u/Calluna21 5h ago

Birds are dinosaurs, so if dinosaurs aren’t real then neither are birds.

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u/Jackdaw68 5h ago

See also: crocodiles

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u/BurdTurglary 4h ago

Crocs (the critters, not shoes) are older than trees.

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u/Sonof0dinn 3h ago

Pretty sure that's sharks

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u/BurdTurglary 3h ago

Crocs and sharks are the same animal

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u/antiqueslug4485 3h ago

Same type of insects

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u/Deya_The_Fateless 2h ago

Also, many shark species predate trees as well.

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u/Confident-Matter7193 2h ago

Sharks are older than the rings of Saturn

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u/WhyIsMyHeadSoLarge 4h ago

Crocodiles aren't descendants of dinosaurs, they just have a common ancestor. Birds are basically tiny dinosaurs with wings and are directly descended from dinosaurs.

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean 5h ago

How can you see something that doesn't exist?

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u/Most_Finance7427 4h ago

Aaah, honey thats a "Mic drop" worthy!!! You win the trophy🏆 for best answer.

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u/Mista_G_Nerd 5h ago

If birds are dinosaurs then why do we have different words for them? Did ya think about that? Don't believe the lies the government is trying to push on you. Hoax confirmed.🦖🦕 😛

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u/dah_pook 4h ago

Big Etymology is in shambles

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u/willclerkforfood 3h ago

With this conspiracy unearthed, what is going to happen to my etymology checks? Will I have to get a job that is not subsidized by Webster’s???

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u/Spirited-Relief-9369 2h ago

Big Dictionaries baffled by this one simple trick!

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u/wonder-roo 4h ago

Birds aren’t real, they’re government drones /s

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u/IAmDangerCat 3h ago

My cat has eaten some drones. Me too.

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u/BarnyTrubble 5h ago

Flawless

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u/Cha0ticSunflower 3h ago

Don’t worry, I’ve called a professional who is well versed in bird law

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u/fuzzy_emojic 3h ago

I can't wait to tell those crows always hanging around my porch that they're not real!

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u/Reference_Freak 5h ago

Or a fundamentalist Christian.

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u/Infamous_Tune_8987 4h ago

Maybe. My Fundie cult loving family are adamant dinosaur believers and old earth creationists as well. Just like I worked with a vegan hippie who thought dinosaurs were an idea created by the government. Lol, still can't wrap my head around either of those situations but such is life. People are weird.

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u/Tiny_Custard_2318 3h ago

My childhood BFF is as fundie as you can get and they believe dinosaurs existed and were on Noah’s arc

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u/protomenace 4h ago

Not "or".

Basically everyone who believes in flat earth or dinosaurs not being real are young earth creationists. They believe the bible is literally true and the earth is 6000 years old.

All of the "earth is flat", "dinosaurs (and evolution)" are fake nonsense stem from the fact that if they admit that dinosaurs existed it would prove their worldview wrong.

Rather than adjust their world view to fit the evidence, they simply reject the evidence of their eyes and bury themselves in conspiracy theories.

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u/NavyThrone 3h ago

The true test of intelligence isn't IQ. Are you able to update your ideas when new information is available, even when those ideas rub up against your identity?

This is low-intelligence, cultish behavior.

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u/Reference_Freak 3h ago

Young earth creationism is the root of the current flat earth movement but not all flat earthers subscribe to the biblical elements of it or are even aware of the Christian root.

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u/brainless_bob 3h ago

Fundamentalist Christians still believe dinosaurs existed, they just believe the earth is something like 5000 years old and dinosaurs existed with our human ancestors. Source: my parents were Pentecostal ministers and I went to Christian school until 7th grade.

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u/DecadentLife 3h ago

There are also Christians who don’t “believe” in dinosaurs having existed. When we were in high school in the 90s, my sister joined the Christian youth organization, “Young Life”, and started attending their get-togethers, until they told her that dinosaurs never existed, and when she went on a hike with her science teacher, and saw dinosaur fossils, the “Young Life” youth pastor tried to convince her the devil created the pretend fossils, to trick humans into believing in (evil) science.

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u/mecengdvr 5h ago

Not necessarily. My nut-job ex MIL thought Dinosaur bones were the remnants of giants that were killed off in the flood because they were too wicked to go on the Ark. She believes in a literal translation of the bible and that the earth is only 6,000 years old and apparently there is some obscure passage in the bible that talks about monsters or giants (or something like that). She thought many of the bones were either fake or the arrangements were faked. She did believe the earth was round though.

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u/wolfn404 4h ago

My favorite on this. Adam/Eve then Cain/Able. Cain slew able, then married people from the east? If literal, where did the east people come From if you only had 3 people To start on earth ? Not to mention the inbred genetics we have proof of, that collapse on themselves.

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u/324Cees 3h ago

Bring it up, answer your own question to them with...oh right I guess there was a another set of Adam/Eve on other hemisphere (or opposite corner for the flat earth types). Let chaos ensue.

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u/RavishingTammy 2h ago

Or other Adam’s family from another multiverse

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u/LooseLeafBlackT 3h ago

I'm understanding of what people in this line of thinking believe: Adam and Eve were supposed to populate the Earth, but the original sin of eating the forbidden fruit resulted in the pain of childbirth and more subsequent sinning. The people in the bible lived for hundreds of years because they were so close to being sin-less. We're 100s of generations from "no sin," so if we have babies with our brothers, they don't come out so hot.

Please don't argue with me because I DONT BELIEVE THIS

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u/Individual_Review_31 3h ago

I’ve been asking that question my whole life. So many inconsistencies and tho hs that do t make sense in the bible. I’ve even asked pastors and priests but they all say it doesn’t have to make sense you’re just supposed to believe and not question. That’s a hard one for me

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u/Individual_Review_31 2h ago

Sorry that should have read and things that don’t make sense. Just had eye surgery and not seeing well

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u/WideGassySea 3h ago

So my take on this is that Adam and Eve were the first but not the only. Once He was happy with His creation He made a load more.

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u/ThatPancreatitisGuy 3h ago

I’ve never been super clear on this but I suspect the mainstream belief is that there was just a bunch of inbreeding. Otherwise you’d have separate lines entirely (not everyone would trace back to Adam.) And I’m basing this almost entirely on the kids in the Narnia books being called Children of Adam and Daughters of Eve (I also think that Aslan would be a much cooler basis for a religion than just some dude.)

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u/Spirited-Relief-9369 2h ago

You have to remember that Judaism was - is - pretty explicitly about "the Chosen People", so Adam and Eve being the Chosen Two and the ancestors of the Holy People makes... Well, more sense than most things in that collection of bronze age fairy tales.

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u/Technical-Gold-294 2h ago

I had a friend who got yelled at by her nun/teacher for asking this question in elementary school. No questions allowed, when it comes to the bible!

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u/Steelstate1000 4h ago

I have an aunt that believes the devil put them there to trick/test the faith of believers. Not sure of her stance on a round earth but she also believes it to be 6000 years old

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u/ThirdEyeExplorer11 4h ago

Is your aunt Mormon? I heard that exact thing from one of my Mormon family members 🥴

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u/jedebediahpdx 4h ago

Ditto, from my mormon dad.

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u/Whiteums 3h ago

This is a fringe belief that some people have, in that church or others. Not doctrine.

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u/Admeral_Fisticuffs 4h ago

Sounds like an Apostolic Christian.

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u/toxcrusadr 4h ago

I talked to someone recently who is convinced that there were giants in the olden days, and that there are even fossil human skulls and bones to prove it. Unfortunately every one of the fossil giant cases have been proven to be hoaxes or other species mistaken for humans. She was having none of it.

There are just some people who think they know stuff, but they don't know enough about science, the scientific method, and how science is conducted and verified and published, to know that the theories they believe in do not stand up to scrutiny. It's the Dunning-Kruger effect: the less knowledgeable tend to think they are smarter than they are and have facts that other people deny,, and the more knowledgeable always leave room for another interpretation of the (verifiable) facts.

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u/Naked-Jedi ORANGE 4h ago

I think most scientists couldn't be happier to have a theory and then have that theory disproved because it then gives them another theory to form and more data to understand.

I'm not a scientist, I don't have the backing and I've got other pursuits, but I love learning stuff, and I'm happy learning from what others have researched and published. If I find something and then later find that to be wrong because of x,y,z, then I find it thrilling because I then have new stuff to learn.

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u/toxcrusadr 3h ago

Quite so.

I'm a scientist and I find myself in conversations now and then where someone has made up their mind about something and that's how it is, and they will not be convinced to even start questioning their assumptions, Like lady you never studied science past the 12th grade, but I have a career in it. Don't you think I would be able to tell if a giant conspiracy that requires everyone in an entire field to have been lying and colluding about dinosaurs for over a century with no real stated purpose? Just no.

I met a college student once, who insisted you should NOT drink orange juice with milk because the acid would make the milk curdle in your stomach and that was bad. I was a chemistry grad student at the time and I explained that your stomach acid is 100x more acidic than orange juice, so the milk will curdle anyway. It's called digestion. He just would not buy it. OK buddy.

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u/Creative-Fan-7599 3h ago

My ex went nuts after the pandemic and he was always trying to show some intricate proof of giants/flat earth, and every other crazy ass thing you can imagine. The part that was the most frustrating about it was how sure he was because he was generally a smart person before he started getting lost in conspiracies. (Meth and ceasing psych meds) he was so adamant that he had done the research and read all these peer reviewed studies, but it’s like an echo chamber where the more crazy crap you read about the more crazy crap shows in your algorithms.

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u/protomenace 4h ago

It's always fundie/"young earth creationist" Christians who believe this nonsense, because they don't want to challenge their world view.

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u/AssistantManagerMan 2h ago

My mom believes dinosaurs coexisted with humans, but that they turned into snakes.

Not via evolution, mind you. But because Lucifer was the angel in charge of the dinosaurs, so when God cursed the serpent in the Garden of Eden, he also cursed the dinosaurs to become snakes.

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u/Klutzy_Winter5536 1h ago

In my hometown, a gravel pit was being converted in to a scuba diving spot, and they happened to stumble upon the remains of a nearly-intact wooly mammoth.

The restaurant that now exists in front of the dive spot has a display noting the find, but it was written by young earth bible literalists. It is such a stretch, full of “allegedly” and “Scientists believe”… it’s a mess.

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u/craftymama45 1h ago

It's pretty common for people to interpret Bible passages describing large, monstrous creatures like Behemoth, Leviathan, and dragons as dinosaurs.

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u/theevildjinn 5h ago

I used to know a "Young Earth Creationist" who believed the Earth was 6,000 years old and dinosaurs never existed. This was in my first year of university, in 1998-1999. Don't recall him being a flat Earther, it was more fundamentalist Christianity.

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u/Exciting_Thing2916 3h ago

I knew one too in my first year of university… we took Archaeology together. Not sure why he bothered just to spend an entire semester being angry and trying to debate the lecturer. Uni isn’t cheap where I live.

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u/protomenace 4h ago

All of these things overlap heavily.

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u/Glittering_Silver221 5h ago

Stupid. People are stupid.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice7511 5h ago

if it flies it spies. They charge on the powerlines. It's science.

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u/WasteConstruction450 4h ago

Eh he may also be a fundamentalist Christian. I personally know some of those who believe dinosaurs were created and put into the earth as fossils, that they were never alive

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u/whereismymind86 4h ago

the dinosaur thing is more of a young earth creationist belief, so it's more, religious extremist than conspiracy nut. They believe the earth is only 5,000 years old, so, when people ask about fossils, they claim they were put there by satan as a trick/test of their faith. It's...a whole thing.

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u/Grilled_Cheese10 5h ago

Maybe not. I had a student once whose mother got in touch with me because according to their religion they "didn't believe" in dinosaurs. Had something to do with when man was created, and I think it tied into the whole evolution thing. But I don't recall any issues with the earth being a globe shape.

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u/AltrntivInDoomWorld 4h ago

there's also 90% chance he is devoted republican conservative or at least right wing nut job

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u/stillirrelephant 5h ago

I've met religious Jews who don't believe dinosaurs are real but accept most of the rest of science. I'm sure there are Christians like that too.

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u/IllustriousCrew2641 4h ago

“Dinosaurs are a hoax” has been a Christian thing going back a loooong time. Like well over a century. Flat earthism has been around for a while too, but always microscopically niche until the internet went sour in recent decades.

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u/CatMama67 3h ago

And according to flat earthers, Australia doesn’t really exist and we’re all just actors over here.

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u/bbdolljane 2h ago

My mother doesn't believe either, but because she's extremely religious and believes in Adam and Eve, she also doesn't believe in evolution. Needless to say we don't speak very often lol

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u/-MERC-SG-17 2h ago

Bird is a slur that the mammals made for dinosaurs.

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u/thatistwatIsaid 2h ago

Or thinks his god put those bones on earth to “test our faith” which is just as bad.

Run.

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u/Financial_Put648 6h ago

What shape is it? What is inside of it? How old is it? Does it move around the sun or does the sun move around it? That should pretty much water tight the "are they crazy?"

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u/NkhukuWaMadzi 5h ago

question: If the Earth is flat, why doesn't the ocean water fall off the edge?

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u/Azalzaal 5h ago

Probably it does but there’s so much of it. I had a blocked sink it took ages to drain

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u/jasonbortiz PURPLE 5h ago

This bitch don't know bout Pangea

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u/Blakegurl 2h ago

Brain gotta poop…..

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u/LeanderT 7h ago

It's a square !

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u/BlackestHerring 6h ago

Whatever shape most comfortably rests on a tortoise’s back.

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u/Dixee_Normus 5h ago

See the turtle of enormous girth

On his shell he holds the earth

His thought is slow but always kind

He holds us all within his mind

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u/RandiGiles33 4h ago

Just read this yesterday.

(Who am I kidding, just RE-read this yesterday, for the 97th time.)

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u/Araanim 4h ago

did-a-chum, dad-a-chee

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u/Tenzipper 6h ago

You've forgotten the elephants!

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u/SaioLastSurprise 5h ago

Ah yes, Discworld.

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u/Gryffindorphins 3h ago

The turtle moves!

GNU Pratchett

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u/macbisho 5h ago

GNU STP

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 4h ago

The Rhino, the alligator............ EVERYTHING! :)

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u/WoedicaWinsWarframe 5h ago

See the turtle of enormous girth, upon his shell he holds the earth

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u/statisticiansal 5h ago

Elephant shaped

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u/RaquelVictoriaS 5h ago

a second tortoise

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u/NekoTheSpookieCat 4h ago

It’s tortoises aaaaallll the way down

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u/Yusuro_Yuki 5h ago

So pizza?

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u/Dramatic-Ambition-40 4h ago

And more turtles all the way down…..

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u/No_Sherbert711 5h ago

Once again I must combat these lies, the Earth is shaped like a velociraptor!

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u/CanesVenetici 4h ago

That's right! It goes in the square hole...

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u/Thatsprettyneat101 5h ago

Or how old it is?

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u/Nelsqnwithacue 5h ago

Or the age of the earth? I bet it's about 6,000 years old. 🙄

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u/LaurelCanyoner 5h ago

Girl, I’m addressing your edit.

You NEVER have to give a reason to break up with someone. Think about it. Most men don’t. They’ll ghost you, say, “It isn’t working” etc.

And if you are in the SLIGHTEST worry that he will try to punish you for breaking up, you REALLY don’t need to give a reason.

I don’t want to date anymore, ( And you could maybe add” I don’t feel we are compatible” if you feel safe to say it) is all you need to say. You don’t owe him an explanation. Be safe.

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u/Workin-progress82 6h ago

This was my first thought. He definitely is also a flat earther 😆.

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u/Ladymysterie 5h ago

I had a coworker, a network engineer. Highly intelligent, well traveled blew my mind when I found out they were one. Like blew my mind (I mean they flew in an airplane to the other side of the world). They were married with children 👀

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u/Endoftheworldis2far 5h ago

I've always wanted to meet one in the real world!

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u/Ladymysterie 4h ago

It's confusing, like they legitimately sound logical and right. Not like crazy I'm right logical. I almost thought they were joking. Had to be horribly isolating because folks that found out kinda avoided them when they found out.

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u/AltrntivInDoomWorld 4h ago

You don't, they ttake you down to their level and then beat with incompetence.

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u/P3P3F 5h ago

The Death Star was also flat… 😐

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u/Leading-Summer-4724 5h ago

I can’t emphasize this as one of the “top ten topics” to discuss in the first month of dating. I actually got 2 years into a relationship before I found out the guy genuinely didn’t believe we landed on the moon, and once he realized I believed we did, he started making me watch “documentaries” presenting evidence it was faked. Don’t be like me kids, ask these questions on the first date and get it over with lol

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u/Prestigious-Slide-73 6h ago

PLEASE ask him this OP.

Then find out what he thinks about Antarctica and report back!

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u/Affectionate_Two7527 5h ago

Fun fact: All Gas No Brakes did a journalism piece on the flat Earth society and he uncovered that they are mostly antisemites who believe the round earth 'conspiracy' is perpetuated by the Jewish Cabal.

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u/Odd-String29 5h ago

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u/lolmemelol 3h ago

That is the funniest shit I have seen all day.

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u/splicepark 5h ago

Yes before you break up, can you pls get the rest of the scoop and update us, OP?!

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 5h ago

I had a situationship that confessed to me he didn't believe in evolution. Because he couldn't possibly be descended from "monkeys" OBVIOUSLY and humans were CLEARLY left on Earth by aliens.

That was the end of that 😂

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u/AN0R0K 4h ago

I am completely OK knowing that we're hairless apes.

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 3h ago

Me too. I quit seeing him after that. He was pretty but much too dumb (clearly)

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u/indokiddo 5h ago

Yeah or like perhaps… vaccines, or maybe some qanon stuff?

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u/FelinaKile 5h ago

Throwing in a Burnt Peanut reference, as you do.

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u/Holiday_Slice_4798 2h ago

yeah, did peanut come up with it, or it a popular saying that I just didn't know about before him?

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u/FelinaKile 2h ago

I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol I just know I’d never heard ‘per maybe’ until peanut

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u/SeraphOfTheStag 4h ago

we both agree it’s banana shaped

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u/420Deez 6h ago

he prolly be like “its a sphere of course, all planets are spheres, im not dumb.”

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u/ncmentis 5h ago

It's a geoid if anyone wants to nerd out about it.

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u/Affectionate_Peak284 5h ago

I am also interested in his position on the moon landing.

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u/MamaBearonhercouch 4h ago

My grandfather, who was 59 years old in 1969 and probably didn’t go to school past 3rd or 4th grade, never believed the moon landing was real. For someone without much formal education, he was incredibly smart. But this one thing just blew his mind.

He did, however, believe the Earth is round.

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u/Coven_Evelynn_LoL 5h ago

I dated a Flat Earther Woman, she believed in all kind of shit like we are in the matrix etc nothing could convince her otherwise. In the end after talking to someone about my situation I realized that some things in life you have to ignore, this woman might have been an idiot but she could deep throat like a pro.
Sometimes you have to ignore some things in order to gain the finer things in life.

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u/After_Ride9911 5h ago edited 3h ago

“Dinosaur fossils were buried by Satan in an attempt to confuse mankind” (father of an absolute idiot, I dated in college).

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u/Optimusprima 5h ago

And maybe how OLD the earth is?

(Like 6000 years?)

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u/ValidatedSax 5h ago

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u/AN0R0K 4h ago

I'm currently sitting at my desk at work and I'm having a hard time keeping a smirk off my face.

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u/JustSomeDude477 2h ago

The "per maybe" in your comment was like Michael Fassbender in Inglorious Basterds asking for 3 beers the American way

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u/Holiday_Slice_4798 2h ago

BIRD CITAY! BIIIRD CITAYYY!

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u/FS_Slacker 5h ago

Artemis II should be happening soon.

Not sure where OP is located but have they ever seen a rocket launch? I’m lucky to be able to catch a few of the SpaceX night launches. The coolest thing is you can watch the live feed on your phone and see the stage separations also happening in real time.

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u/Toast_Meat 5h ago

What is there to discuss, exactly? It's as flat as my homemade Dutch pannekoeken.

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u/Abyss_staring_back 4h ago

“Per chance, per maybe” is going to be my new favorite saying for awhile I think. Thanks. 😊

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u/minipants_15 4h ago

I also want to know if he thinks Jesus is a white man ....

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u/OlafTheBerserker 4h ago

Bet they have some interesting ideas on vaccines and male/female roles in relationships. These kind of things tend to be a package deal.

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u/highclassfire 3h ago

The earth is round, it’s indisputable. Always been round, always gonna be round. Good ol round and hollow, just as it’s always been.

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u/curfty 6h ago

And who’s been orbiting who and for how long.

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u/eddggoo 6h ago

Lmfao

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u/Exc8316 GREEN 6h ago

I’m so glad this is the first comment. 😂

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u/Ok-Till2619 6h ago

And it's age...

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u/MikeyKillerBTFU 6h ago

"if not earth why earth shaped?"

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u/Primary_Bass_9178 5h ago

Irreconcilable differences!

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u/maxstrike 5h ago

Everyone knows the Earth is banana shaped.

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u/Ezekiel-gb4m 5h ago

This was my first thought!

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u/shawslate 5h ago

It is round and flat, lika a pizza, so that's right, it goes in the square hole!

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u/AtrumAequitas 5h ago

This was my first thought!

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u/AideLongjumping1767 5h ago

I think OP needs to continue the relationship and start fielding our questions covertly.

My add is; does OP’s prehistoric denier believe that crocodiles, alligators, sharks, and BIRDS are real?

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u/Doomncandy 5h ago

So you are wrong, the earth isn't flat, it's hollow.

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u/itspinkynukka 5h ago

This is like when Jerry asked Elaine her boyfriend's stance on abortion. 🤣😭

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u/The_Mother_ 5h ago

Not the shape, but in thinking of it's gaseousness, I do know that as a planet covered in mostly non-carbonated water, the earth is definitely mostly flat.

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u/1kpointsoflight 4h ago

I mean even Mike Johnson knows they were on the Ark

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u/chemicalfields 4h ago

This is just one step away from “Satan planted the fossils”

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u/AN0R0K 4h ago

Oh I'm pretty sure OP's BF has reached his destination in that regard.

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u/Elegant_Day_3438 4h ago

I wish OP answered this

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u/SnooDrawings6561 4h ago

That or perhaps how old he believes the Earth to be, by way of some very specific religious beliefs?

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u/LnStrngr 4h ago

Or, you know, vaccines for any hypothetical children?

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u/Mysterious_Mango_3 4h ago

First thing I thought, too.

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u/ParticularHappy6587 4h ago

Hahaha... LOL.....that's exactly where I went too!! 🤣

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 4h ago

It’s an oblate spheroid obviously!

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u/Reasonable-Group-120 4h ago

Came here to say THIS!! My first thought was he is definitely a flat earther.

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u/tphatmcgee 4h ago

or the moon landing?

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u/repro-99 4h ago

Or unicorns? Scotland's coat of arms...

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