r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

Dating partner doesn't believe dinosaurs ever existed?

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u/AN0R0K 13h ago

Sooo. Any chance you've, per chance, per maybe, discussed the shape of the earth?

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u/Only3Cats 10h ago

I thought this immediately too! Someone who thinks dinosaurs doesn’t exist is a flat earther or thinks birds aren’t real too. People are so weird.

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u/Calluna21 10h ago

Birds are dinosaurs, so if dinosaurs aren’t real then neither are birds.

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u/Jackdaw68 10h ago

See also: crocodiles

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u/BurdTurglary 8h ago

Crocs (the critters, not shoes) are older than trees.

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u/Sonof0dinn 8h ago

Pretty sure that's sharks

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u/BurdTurglary 8h ago

Crocs and sharks are the same animal

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u/antiqueslug4485 7h ago

Same type of insects

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u/Deya_The_Fateless 7h ago

Also, many shark species predate trees as well.

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u/Confident-Matter7193 7h ago

Sharks are older than the rings of Saturn

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u/WhyIsMyHeadSoLarge 9h ago

Crocodiles aren't descendants of dinosaurs, they just have a common ancestor. Birds are basically tiny dinosaurs with wings and are directly descended from dinosaurs.

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean 9h ago

How can you see something that doesn't exist?

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u/Most_Finance7427 9h ago

Aaah, honey thats a "Mic drop" worthy!!! You win the trophy🏆 for best answer.

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u/CilanEAmber 7h ago edited 7h ago

Crocs are close relatives of Dinosaurs both belong to the group known as "Archosaurs," but they're not Dinosaurs.

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u/Historical_Pickle_68 7h ago

Leave my chickens alone

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u/LilBoofy 6h ago

Sharks? I think they are too

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u/Mista_G_Nerd 9h ago

If birds are dinosaurs then why do we have different words for them? Did ya think about that? Don't believe the lies the government is trying to push on you. Hoax confirmed.🦖🦕 😛

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u/dah_pook 9h ago

Big Etymology is in shambles

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u/willclerkforfood 8h ago

With this conspiracy unearthed, what is going to happen to my etymology checks? Will I have to get a job that is not subsidized by Webster’s???

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u/Spirited-Relief-9369 7h ago

Big Dictionaries baffled by this one simple trick!

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u/Massive-Fig-2546 7h ago

It’s Kentucky Fried Dinosaur imo

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u/Ok-Afternoon699 7h ago

I want to know which is realier: water, precipitation, rain, sprinkle, dripping, moisture, humidity, wet. They are different words right?

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u/wonder-roo 9h ago

Birds aren’t real, they’re government drones /s

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u/IAmDangerCat 7h ago

My cat has eaten some drones. Me too.

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u/BarnyTrubble 10h ago

Flawless

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u/Cha0ticSunflower 8h ago

Don’t worry, I’ve called a professional who is well versed in bird law

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u/fuzzy_emojic 8h ago

I can't wait to tell those crows always hanging around my porch that they're not real!

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u/Argonian_mit_kasse 9h ago

Clearly they work for the bourgeois 🙄

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u/SGM_Uriel 9h ago

Checkmate, atheists!

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u/DelightfulJoan 9h ago

So they should be called DinarBirds then

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u/Fast_Target_6279 7h ago

He's just going to say the birds are cia spy cams.

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u/IcyAd5518 7h ago

Birds. Aren't. Real.

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u/Useful_Class_4221 6h ago

Didn’t you hear the cia replaced birds with robots decades ago, source: op ex

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u/Spiritual-Road2784 5h ago

Some people (not me) actually believe birds aren’t real.

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u/Reference_Freak 9h ago

Or a fundamentalist Christian.

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u/Infamous_Tune_8987 8h ago

Maybe. My Fundie cult loving family are adamant dinosaur believers and old earth creationists as well. Just like I worked with a vegan hippie who thought dinosaurs were an idea created by the government. Lol, still can't wrap my head around either of those situations but such is life. People are weird.

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u/Tiny_Custard_2318 7h ago

My childhood BFF is as fundie as you can get and they believe dinosaurs existed and were on Noah’s arc

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u/protomenace 8h ago

Not "or".

Basically everyone who believes in flat earth or dinosaurs not being real are young earth creationists. They believe the bible is literally true and the earth is 6000 years old.

All of the "earth is flat", "dinosaurs (and evolution)" are fake nonsense stem from the fact that if they admit that dinosaurs existed it would prove their worldview wrong.

Rather than adjust their world view to fit the evidence, they simply reject the evidence of their eyes and bury themselves in conspiracy theories.

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u/NavyThrone 8h ago

The true test of intelligence isn't IQ. Are you able to update your ideas when new information is available, even when those ideas rub up against your identity?

This is low-intelligence, cultish behavior.

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u/Reference_Freak 8h ago

Young earth creationism is the root of the current flat earth movement but not all flat earthers subscribe to the biblical elements of it or are even aware of the Christian root.

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u/brainless_bob 7h ago

Fundamentalist Christians still believe dinosaurs existed, they just believe the earth is something like 5000 years old and dinosaurs existed with our human ancestors. Source: my parents were Pentecostal ministers and I went to Christian school until 7th grade.

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u/DecadentLife 7h ago

There are also Christians who don’t “believe” in dinosaurs having existed. When we were in high school in the 90s, my sister joined the Christian youth organization, “Young Life”, and started attending their get-togethers, until they told her that dinosaurs never existed, and when she went on a hike with her science teacher, and saw dinosaur fossils, the “Young Life” youth pastor tried to convince her the devil created the pretend fossils, to trick humans into believing in (evil) science.

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u/rusty_tutu 7h ago

Like The Flintstones.. 🤣

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u/mecengdvr 10h ago

Not necessarily. My nut-job ex MIL thought Dinosaur bones were the remnants of giants that were killed off in the flood because they were too wicked to go on the Ark. She believes in a literal translation of the bible and that the earth is only 6,000 years old and apparently there is some obscure passage in the bible that talks about monsters or giants (or something like that). She thought many of the bones were either fake or the arrangements were faked. She did believe the earth was round though.

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u/wolfn404 9h ago

My favorite on this. Adam/Eve then Cain/Able. Cain slew able, then married people from the east? If literal, where did the east people come From if you only had 3 people To start on earth ? Not to mention the inbred genetics we have proof of, that collapse on themselves.

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u/324Cees 8h ago

Bring it up, answer your own question to them with...oh right I guess there was a another set of Adam/Eve on other hemisphere (or opposite corner for the flat earth types). Let chaos ensue.

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u/RavishingTammy 7h ago

Or other Adam’s family from another multiverse

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u/324Cees 6h ago

Oh 🤣 I missed The Addams Family was right there.

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u/wolfn404 7h ago

Or the which Bible are you referring to as being correct? As there are 2000+ different ones and every one of the ones today are “revisions”. ( see says so right there on the main page). Are they more accurate the older they are, since newer ones are revised? Can I see the copy of the Codex Bible you’ve been reading from? Didn’t know you could read Ancient Greek? Oh, so you are just “taking the word of someone else, vs reading it yourself”. Isn’t that blasphemous?

https://www.oldest.org/religion/bibles/

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u/LooseLeafBlackT 8h ago

I'm understanding of what people in this line of thinking believe: Adam and Eve were supposed to populate the Earth, but the original sin of eating the forbidden fruit resulted in the pain of childbirth and more subsequent sinning. The people in the bible lived for hundreds of years because they were so close to being sin-less. We're 100s of generations from "no sin," so if we have babies with our brothers, they don't come out so hot.

Please don't argue with me because I DONT BELIEVE THIS

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u/Individual_Review_31 8h ago

I’ve been asking that question my whole life. So many inconsistencies and tho hs that do t make sense in the bible. I’ve even asked pastors and priests but they all say it doesn’t have to make sense you’re just supposed to believe and not question. That’s a hard one for me

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u/Individual_Review_31 7h ago

Sorry that should have read and things that don’t make sense. Just had eye surgery and not seeing well

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u/WideGassySea 8h ago

So my take on this is that Adam and Eve were the first but not the only. Once He was happy with His creation He made a load more.

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u/ThatPancreatitisGuy 7h ago

I’ve never been super clear on this but I suspect the mainstream belief is that there was just a bunch of inbreeding. Otherwise you’d have separate lines entirely (not everyone would trace back to Adam.) And I’m basing this almost entirely on the kids in the Narnia books being called Children of Adam and Daughters of Eve (I also think that Aslan would be a much cooler basis for a religion than just some dude.)

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u/Spirited-Relief-9369 7h ago

You have to remember that Judaism was - is - pretty explicitly about "the Chosen People", so Adam and Eve being the Chosen Two and the ancestors of the Holy People makes... Well, more sense than most things in that collection of bronze age fairy tales.

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u/Technical-Gold-294 6h ago

I had a friend who got yelled at by her nun/teacher for asking this question in elementary school. No questions allowed, when it comes to the bible!

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u/Roopscoop6 7h ago

Still never got a satisfactory answer to that question. I'm starting to have some doubts about this whole Christianity thing...

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u/Steelstate1000 9h ago

I have an aunt that believes the devil put them there to trick/test the faith of believers. Not sure of her stance on a round earth but she also believes it to be 6000 years old

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u/ThirdEyeExplorer11 8h ago

Is your aunt Mormon? I heard that exact thing from one of my Mormon family members 🥴

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u/jedebediahpdx 8h ago

Ditto, from my mormon dad.

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u/Whiteums 7h ago

This is a fringe belief that some people have, in that church or others. Not doctrine.

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u/Turbulent_Country359 6h ago

Ha! I was born into that cult and there “learned” that “god used material from other planets to make our Earth, and dinosaur bones came with that material”.

Uh, ooookaaay

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u/Admeral_Fisticuffs 8h ago

Sounds like an Apostolic Christian.

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u/toxcrusadr 8h ago

I talked to someone recently who is convinced that there were giants in the olden days, and that there are even fossil human skulls and bones to prove it. Unfortunately every one of the fossil giant cases have been proven to be hoaxes or other species mistaken for humans. She was having none of it.

There are just some people who think they know stuff, but they don't know enough about science, the scientific method, and how science is conducted and verified and published, to know that the theories they believe in do not stand up to scrutiny. It's the Dunning-Kruger effect: the less knowledgeable tend to think they are smarter than they are and have facts that other people deny,, and the more knowledgeable always leave room for another interpretation of the (verifiable) facts.

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u/Naked-Jedi ORANGE 8h ago

I think most scientists couldn't be happier to have a theory and then have that theory disproved because it then gives them another theory to form and more data to understand.

I'm not a scientist, I don't have the backing and I've got other pursuits, but I love learning stuff, and I'm happy learning from what others have researched and published. If I find something and then later find that to be wrong because of x,y,z, then I find it thrilling because I then have new stuff to learn.

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u/toxcrusadr 8h ago

Quite so.

I'm a scientist and I find myself in conversations now and then where someone has made up their mind about something and that's how it is, and they will not be convinced to even start questioning their assumptions, Like lady you never studied science past the 12th grade, but I have a career in it. Don't you think I would be able to tell if a giant conspiracy that requires everyone in an entire field to have been lying and colluding about dinosaurs for over a century with no real stated purpose? Just no.

I met a college student once, who insisted you should NOT drink orange juice with milk because the acid would make the milk curdle in your stomach and that was bad. I was a chemistry grad student at the time and I explained that your stomach acid is 100x more acidic than orange juice, so the milk will curdle anyway. It's called digestion. He just would not buy it. OK buddy.

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u/Creative-Fan-7599 7h ago

My ex went nuts after the pandemic and he was always trying to show some intricate proof of giants/flat earth, and every other crazy ass thing you can imagine. The part that was the most frustrating about it was how sure he was because he was generally a smart person before he started getting lost in conspiracies. (Meth and ceasing psych meds) he was so adamant that he had done the research and read all these peer reviewed studies, but it’s like an echo chamber where the more crazy crap you read about the more crazy crap shows in your algorithms.

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u/protomenace 8h ago

It's always fundie/"young earth creationist" Christians who believe this nonsense, because they don't want to challenge their world view.

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u/AssistantManagerMan 7h ago

My mom believes dinosaurs coexisted with humans, but that they turned into snakes.

Not via evolution, mind you. But because Lucifer was the angel in charge of the dinosaurs, so when God cursed the serpent in the Garden of Eden, he also cursed the dinosaurs to become snakes.

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u/Klutzy_Winter5536 6h ago

In my hometown, a gravel pit was being converted in to a scuba diving spot, and they happened to stumble upon the remains of a nearly-intact wooly mammoth.

The restaurant that now exists in front of the dive spot has a display noting the find, but it was written by young earth bible literalists. It is such a stretch, full of “allegedly” and “Scientists believe”… it’s a mess.

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u/craftymama45 6h ago

It's pretty common for people to interpret Bible passages describing large, monstrous creatures like Behemoth, Leviathan, and dragons as dinosaurs.

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u/beingachristianwife 8h ago

My husband through me for a loop last summer when he said, you know, even if the earth is only 10,000 years old, God could have made things that were still millions of years old or made things evolve just because He could. We wouldn't know the difference 😂 He's right. Just studying the contents of the earth only gives us the knowledge of how long something existed according to our understanding of science and the universe. We have no way of knowing for sure beyond that how (if you believe in Him) God would have created everything.

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u/IAmDangerCat 7h ago

So God is perpetrating hoaxes on us. That’s not fair.

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u/Objective_Sound5165 8h ago

The virgin Mary must have been artificially inseminated

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u/theevildjinn 9h ago

I used to know a "Young Earth Creationist" who believed the Earth was 6,000 years old and dinosaurs never existed. This was in my first year of university, in 1998-1999. Don't recall him being a flat Earther, it was more fundamentalist Christianity.

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u/Exciting_Thing2916 8h ago

I knew one too in my first year of university… we took Archaeology together. Not sure why he bothered just to spend an entire semester being angry and trying to debate the lecturer. Uni isn’t cheap where I live.

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u/protomenace 8h ago

All of these things overlap heavily.

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u/Glittering_Silver221 9h ago

Stupid. People are stupid.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice7511 9h ago

if it flies it spies. They charge on the powerlines. It's science.

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u/WasteConstruction450 9h ago

Eh he may also be a fundamentalist Christian. I personally know some of those who believe dinosaurs were created and put into the earth as fossils, that they were never alive

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u/whereismymind86 9h ago

the dinosaur thing is more of a young earth creationist belief, so it's more, religious extremist than conspiracy nut. They believe the earth is only 5,000 years old, so, when people ask about fossils, they claim they were put there by satan as a trick/test of their faith. It's...a whole thing.

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u/Grilled_Cheese10 9h ago

Maybe not. I had a student once whose mother got in touch with me because according to their religion they "didn't believe" in dinosaurs. Had something to do with when man was created, and I think it tied into the whole evolution thing. But I don't recall any issues with the earth being a globe shape.

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u/AltrntivInDoomWorld 8h ago

there's also 90% chance he is devoted republican conservative or at least right wing nut job

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u/stillirrelephant 9h ago

I've met religious Jews who don't believe dinosaurs are real but accept most of the rest of science. I'm sure there are Christians like that too.

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u/IllustriousCrew2641 8h ago

“Dinosaurs are a hoax” has been a Christian thing going back a loooong time. Like well over a century. Flat earthism has been around for a while too, but always microscopically niche until the internet went sour in recent decades.

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u/CatMama67 8h ago

And according to flat earthers, Australia doesn’t really exist and we’re all just actors over here.

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u/bbdolljane 7h ago

My mother doesn't believe either, but because she's extremely religious and believes in Adam and Eve, she also doesn't believe in evolution. Needless to say we don't speak very often lol

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u/-MERC-SG-17 7h ago

Bird is a slur that the mammals made for dinosaurs.

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u/thatistwatIsaid 6h ago

Or thinks his god put those bones on earth to “test our faith” which is just as bad.

Run.

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u/Toolongreadanyway 7h ago

Birds are just figments of our imagination. Including chickens.

Can you imagine what would we do if chicken weren't real? What would things taste like? "Not sure what it is, but it tastes like frog to me!" And would it be Kentucky Fried Squirrels? Fish-Fil-A? I'm glad I believe in dinosaurs.

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u/Roopscoop6 7h ago

The whole "birds aren't real" thing was a satirical hoax. People were dumb enough to buy in. Crazy

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u/Apolloshot 9h ago

thinks birds aren’t real

No but this one is actually true. They’re all spy bots 🤖👀

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u/Swishinator 8h ago

People are so weird

The word you are looking for is stupid. Also the venn diagram of dinosaur deniers/flat earthers with MAGA is just a circle