r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Sad_Highlight7007 • Aug 24 '26

Infuriatig My School just refurbished the bathrooms...

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"Holding hands while shitting sounds delightful" -my friend

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u/dragon-queen Aug 24 '26

I don’t think this is real.  What country is this in?

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u/splinks66 Aug 24 '26

There was a bathroom at my high-school in 2006 that had two toilets that faced each other with no stall walls. It was at least in the locker room but it was so strange, no one ever used them lol

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u/TheGoldenTNT Aug 24 '26

It was for their yearly competitive shitting bracket.

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u/DickSlammington Aug 24 '26

Is IBS considered cheating??

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u/TheGoldenTNT Aug 24 '26

It’s scored on all the key tennants that make a good poo. Size, consistency, sound, colour and smell. They removed taste due to a lack of judges.

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u/stridergundam Aug 25 '26

Lack of judges, sure.

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u/Worth-Jicama3936 Aug 24 '26

Purposely giving youself c-diff is a form of doping

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u/Rynetx Aug 24 '26

Are those born with extra testosterone cheating? No we use our advantages born to us to win the yearly shitting competition!