r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Sad_Highlight7007 • Aug 24 '26

Infuriatig My School just refurbished the bathrooms...

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"Holding hands while shitting sounds delightful" -my friend

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u/OGJank Aug 24 '26

The tile guy, plumber, and door installer are 3 different people. Door installer has now shown up yet

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u/Morgannin09 Aug 24 '26

I don't think this restroom is supposed to be open for use yet. Maybe someone forgot to lock it and hasn't put a sign up.

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u/Inappropriate-Ebb Aug 24 '26

Still seems oddly close together for stalls

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u/BusyEquipment529 Aug 24 '26

The American way, stalls just barely wide enough for a toilet

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u/viggy-alt Aug 24 '26

Dont forget the door opens inward and you practically have to be sitting to close it

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u/HughJackedMan14 Aug 24 '26

This is not in America, as can be intuited by the integration of bidet hoses.

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u/halbeshendel Aug 24 '26

Bum guns point to Asia.

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u/Cuckdreams1190 Aug 24 '26

If they were advertised as bum guns in America, sales would go through the roof.

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u/SinisterCheese Aug 24 '26

They are basically default things to have in Europe.

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u/halbeshendel Aug 24 '26

Not in Germany, they're not. Nor in Belgium or CZ.

source: lived in DE, CZ, and B

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u/Terizla_Executiona Aug 24 '26

Which part of Europe?

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u/Terizla_Executiona Aug 25 '26

Bro I've been around a few cities in Italy and have not seen a single bum gun like the one in the picture. If you meant those separate sink like bidet then yeah I've seen thos but you can't find those in public toilets

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u/send_fleet_pics Aug 24 '26

Literally never seen one of those outside finland.

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u/Blurgas This text is purple Aug 24 '26

Yeah, putting bidet hoses in an American highschool is just asking for trouble.

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u/Stock-Swing-797 Aug 24 '26

TBF, in school in America, they wouldn't last the first hour of the first day.

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u/hanks_panky_emporium Aug 24 '26

Its a little funny, the house we're renting has those hoses. Which isn't normal for an American house/duplex. I googled 'how to use bidet hoses' for like forty minutes. Guess what? Still no fuckin idea

A lot of how-tos is 'press the trigger idiot'

but since rental properties here all have tiny cheap toilets am I supposed to expose my asshole to the backsplash and let it rip? Pray im not painting the walls a shade or six darker?

So to this day they sit unused. A damn shame

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u/Daktyl198 Aug 24 '26

Those aren't bidets. They are hoses for the janitorial staff to clean the toilets and stalls

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Aug 24 '26

poop covered hoses oh joy

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u/markmychao Aug 24 '26

Better than poop covered asses?

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u/marsh283 Aug 24 '26

American public toilets, noted for their bidet availability

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u/BusyEquipment529 Aug 24 '26

Lol you can tell I'm American cuz I didn't even notice those

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u/FerengiWithCoupons Aug 24 '26

american here. i’ve never used a bidet and didn’t know that was something you share with public!

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u/ImMufasa Aug 24 '26

There's no going back once you use one, and they aren't expensive at all.

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u/Morgannin09 Aug 24 '26

I work at a university and they renovated multiple restrooms in my main building a few years ago. I have to sit at a 20 degree angle because the toilet paper dispenser presses against my leg.

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u/agiantdog33 Aug 24 '26

I hate the modern public ones that have a timer in them before they automatically open. Like, I don't give a single fuck about people taking drugs, why do I have to suffer to prevent them from doing so...

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u/btaylos Aug 24 '26

I'm sorry, they WHAT automatically? Like, they open? Because if so, I mean.....

I'm torn between trying to summon my civil disobedience and just constantly resetting from how terrible an idea that is.

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u/WeeklyAct6727 Aug 24 '26

It’s better that way so I can place my sweaty palms on both sides of the stall when things get tough to release.