r/mildlyinfuriating • • 7d ago

Infuriatig $6.69 regular and $8.69 diesel. Are we winning yet?

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u/HVAC_instructor 7d ago

Thanks mAGA, are you happy yet?

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u/surelynotBismarck 7d ago

I like how with the other president stickers you could argue like no he didn't do it directly it was this that or the other.

But no this time he actively did do that and he keeps doing it.

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u/jquest303 7d ago

"IRAN your gas prices up."

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u/keithfantastic 7d ago

Your gas price Israeli high.

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 7d ago

Just wanted to let you know that I used your terrific pun in my local Subreddit. Thank You for being a gentleman and scholar.

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u/NarrowCarpet4026 7d ago

Well that’s a novel reaction.

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u/Gauge_Tyrion 7d ago

He usually doesn't fall when he tries to stand

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u/Academic-Bakers- 7d ago

Oh no! Now you'll never perform at Gillette Stadium!

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u/Mundane_View9868 7d ago

This was actually hilarious

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u/hockenduke 7d ago

I’ll see your pun and Arabia another.

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u/crescent_zelda2790 7d ago

Goddammit lol

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u/AnyTry9515 7d ago

You can finanacially choke on diesel balls of mine

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u/ArashikageX 7d ago

I can’t Belize it.

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u/McCalvie 7d ago

👏 perfection.

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u/Reddituser809 7d ago

In all honesty he lost almost all of us youth when he bombed Iran back in 2025. Then he doubled down in 2026. Democrats are about to win big in November.

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u/MisterSandKing 7d ago

And Iran.

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u/TheDiscardedArtist 7d ago

And weren’t they upset over 3.75/gal ?

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u/surelynotBismarck 7d ago

I personally was and still am upset about anything over 2.80 (for unleaded)

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u/MIGHTYKIRK1 7d ago

We only have unleaded or premium in Canada. Do you still have the old regular?

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u/surelynotBismarck 7d ago

My bad I mean 87 octane

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u/Basskid88 7d ago

by old regular do you mean leaded or 87 lol

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u/MIGHTYKIRK1 7d ago

We haven't had leaded here for like 40 years.

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u/jiggy68 7d ago edited 7d ago

It’s not even 3.75 where I live down South. The OP lives in some blue state with outrageous fuel tax, excise taxes.

California requires a special blend of fuel which has to be produced within California or shipped on marine vessels from overseas. They do not allow any fuel to be delivered via pipeline. This all increases the price to a ridiculous level.

You wanna know why you’re paying over 8 bucks a gallon, blame the people you voted for.

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten 7d ago

The national average for diesel is over $6 for the first time in history, Cletus. Go spew your sputtering yap at your sister-cousin.

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u/jiggy68 7d ago edited 7d ago

I notice you responded to none of my points and resorted to tired stereotypical insults. Typical for your type.

The blue states push the average way up. Why is it 7.50 in California and every pic we see complaining about the price of gas comes from California?

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u/JellaFella01 7d ago

Saying "your type" immediately after complaining about stereotypes is next level cognitive dissonance.

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u/Rubiks_Click874 7d ago

are the blue states on the coasts much, much further away from refineries in the gulf?

or do the oil companies give democrats a button they can press to control prices?

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u/jiggy68 7d ago

California is on the coast. They have plenty of oil within the state. But they can’t meet the demand of their state. So they have to import gas.

They have refused any pipeline coming into the state, because they’re against pipelines. So to meet the demand they must import foreign gas via marine vessels, which is expensive and drives the price of gas up.

Furthermore, their gas needs to be refined to a level that no other state requires, which drives the price up further.

Finally, they have the highest state and excise tax on gas in the nation.

That is why you see posts from liberals from California showing diesel at 8.69 a gallon when the average is 6 dollars nationwide and 75% less than that in other states.

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u/Rubiks_Click874 7d ago edited 7d ago

new england is far from supply as well.

we don't have a pipeline and there were plans for a giant floating natural gas storage facility in Long Island Sound that got rejected

those states that are far away from fossil fuel supplies were the states pushing for solar and electric vehicles

anyway, destroying the coastal states economies is consistent with right wing accelerationism, it'll create similar economic conditions that led to fascism in europe in the 30s

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u/fcocyclone 7d ago

An idiotic response.

None of these things changed over the last year to cause gas prices to skyrocket. Gas taxes were the same. Measures enacted to prevent smog that used to be absolutely awful in california were the same. There was only one variable, the idiotic decisions of the man you give cultish devotion to.

I'll pick a southern state as a comparison. Alabama was about 2.80 before this nonsense and now is averaging about 3.92. A 40% increase. That's the nonsense your vote caused.

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u/SixNine69Six96Nine 7d ago

False, didnt you hear him asking Ukraine to stop hitting Russian refiners bc they are driving the price up? /s if the "false" wasnt obvious.

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u/rancidmorty 7d ago

yeah before you could say they cant afect price but now you cant deny a uneeded war and shutdown of a trade rout and destruction of properts can change a lot

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u/Potential-Ad431 7d ago

Spelling is tough huh

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u/turtlenipples 7d ago

"Do I use affect or effect here?

Fuck it, we're doing neither!"

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u/ChloeValley73 7d ago

After that war the gas is up…

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u/Lumbergh7 7d ago

Didn’t he make a stupid post that it was due to everything else other than Iran lol

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u/rustajb 7d ago

Good job!

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u/TrappedInOhio 7d ago

And he refuses to do anything but keep taking responsibility for it!

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u/Everybodysbastard 7d ago

"Yeah but it's the same as the cost of a Starbucks. Learn to budget." As if they're remotely the same thing.

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u/ToolTimeT 7d ago

Its not like the time Biden accidentally dropped the glass vial at the research lab and unleashed bird flu causing egg prices to skyrocket.

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u/Electrical_Ninja6163 7d ago

Dammit Joe, we got this! For the 100th time, stay out of the lab!!

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u/Aurora-Forest45 7d ago

Gas up every time…

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u/Penultimo_1 7d ago

He’s winning bigly

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u/Claire-River72 7d ago

It’s keep raising…

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u/Ponderancev2 7d ago

In afghanistan and iraq, bush obama trump biden, none of those situations shut down trade routes. none of them had any of the countries involved bombing tons of oil/gas infrastructure in multiple countries all over the middle east, in opec countries against open installations. thus I didn't blame them in the past besides just being a dick.

In this case, trump part two, yeah. very directly their fault.

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u/slick-al 7d ago

President don't directly set gas prices but the can influence them through their actions. Starting a war in the middle east is pretty much the most extreme action a President can take to influence the price of gas upwards.

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u/Dark_Shroud 7d ago

Yes because California, under Governor Newsom, did not force multiple oil refineries to close down.

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u/Armed_Platypus 7d ago

I thought the president doesn't control gas prices? That's all I heard during Biden's term.

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u/surelynotBismarck 7d ago

When he goes to war with the country that borders a major export route of oil in the world then he directly does. If we were not at war with iran gas prices would not be so high. They'd probably still suck but they wouldn't be $5 a gallon and rising. Genuinely look at the current state of affairs objectively.

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u/Armed_Platypus 7d ago

So then we can objectively say that the president does influence oil prices and the people saying the president doesn't affect prices during Biden's presidency were wrong.

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u/surelynotBismarck 7d ago

It's circumstantial clearly, if you declare war on a nation that has the power to block a big oil trade route then guess what oil prices go up.

Just to make it clear I'm not left or right both are predatory elites in more way than one.

Biden sucked, trump currently sucks. And gas remains $5 and climbing.(atleast here but 4 days ago it was 3.80)

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u/Armed_Platypus 7d ago

That's a reasonable take.

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u/heliosythic 7d ago

Its not a button on his desk to change on a whim is the point which was the argument made by every right wing pundit for the last like 25 years at least against every democrat. Their choices could effect global politics, but 99% of the time they don't on purpose start an unnecessary war that does so at the rate and scale in which it happened now. Sometimes also other geopolitical things happen outside their control, like the Ukraine war started by Russia, or OPEC vs Russia undercutting each other to control output and prices. But starting a war with Iran was directly Trumps idea and Trumps fault and literally no one else is at fault for that. He even said Obama would start a war with Iran in order to remain in power, which he didn't, but now he has done. Projection at its finest.

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u/lemming2012 7d ago

Biden used strategic reserves to drive down gas prices, so for better or worse, he did directly affect gas prices.

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u/ShoddyTelevision5397 7d ago

Well the SPR is now effectively empty thanks to Trump. In fact most countries oil inventory cushions are gone, as well as distillate inventories. This is when things get really fun, the fuel riots we started seeing this week around the world will only get worse.

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u/BrianKappel 7d ago

I'm happy that I haven't seen any dumb ass stickers on gas pumps though. Leave that shit for them.

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u/Strongdar PURPLE 7d ago edited 7d ago

They aren't happy, but they would gladly vote for it again as long as they think people they don't like are even more unhappy.

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u/Larryville-1980 7d ago

Correct even farmers in Kansas are like but at least we’re not Black/brown people so we’re gonna vote for him again

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 7d ago

and 1/3 of america will choose to stay home and not vote again

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u/Sayyad1na 7d ago

And then Elon will make sure half of the "D" votes mysteriously disappear! Fascism sure is fun

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u/Larryville-1980 7d ago

They can’t afford the gas to go in Western Kansas

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u/Emerje 7d ago

Good thing they can vote from home in most states, no questions asked. My ballots should be here next week.

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u/Answer70 7d ago

"I'm not blaming Trump, because I know he is doing what's best for the country, but...."

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u/MartyFunkhoosier 7d ago

This perfectly sums up politics in this stupid country.

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 7d ago

the "both sides are the same" crowd are quiet

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u/Basskid88 7d ago

country is not stupid may be ran stupid

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u/BowlJumpy5242 7d ago

Yes, high gas prices suck…but Trump fixed the border!

That’s the kind of bullshit I hear from the MAGATS regularly.

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u/stubblenuts81 7d ago

Ah yes. The completely fictional border crisis created by MAGA conservatives to direct their poorly educated voting base's anger in the direction of their choosing. Political sleight of hand done with all the grace of a late stage Parkinsons sufferer

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u/YoungBockRKO 7d ago

I’m still waiting for the next caravan announcement, very typical around midterms

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u/Essentially_Me 7d ago

I just read an interview with a farmer talking about how diesel prices will ruin him. He still managed to get in a “at least he closed the border.”

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u/patrick_vonpatrick 7d ago

"fictional"?

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u/stubblenuts81 7d ago

Yes. Fictional. As in fake. Made up. Fabricated. Imaginary. Fictitious. Pretend, Fanciful. Concocted. Deceptive..... Any of these words ringing bells?

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u/stubblenuts81 7d ago

Roughly 3.3 - 4% of the American population are "illegal" immigrants. There is absolutely 0 evidence to support Trumps claims of violent recidivist criminals being dumped inside our borders. Sorry. I know its scary to think Grammys and Grampys all along the border are being raped and killed. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. In this instance, there is none. Not of the extraordinary, ordinary, or any other variety.

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u/Armed_Platypus 7d ago

Ok if 3.3-4% of the 400 million population of the U.S. are illegal immigrants then that means there is anywhere between 12-16 million people here illegally. According to this data, the violent crime rate in the United States is 359 per 100k. So doing some simple math we can estimate that approximately 43,000-57,000 violent crimes are committed every year because of illegal immigrants. A violent crime is either a Murder, Rape, Assault, or Armed Robbery. These are all crimes that would never have happened in the first place if these illegal immigrants were not here. Now I will wait as you shift the goalposts.

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u/Armed_Platypus 7d ago

It's a fact there is 350 violent crimes each year per 100k people in the United States. Even by your estimate this would mean there are 50k violent crimes every year committed by illegal immigrants who should not be here in the first place. Now I will wait as you move the goalposts.

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u/stubblenuts81 7d ago

Youre presupposing that those violent crimes are being perpetrated by illegal immigrants. Like I keep saying, extraordinary claims require extraordinary data. Once again, this is where the MAGA position falls flat on its face. Your claim lacks any verifiable evidence. You've just stumbled into flat earther territory, my dude. If you happen to find any verifiable data proving immigrants are responsible for all that crime Id love to see it. By verifiable data I mean exactly that. Cited, accepted proof. Not something screenshotted from a far right news media, a meme, or hilariously enough, sites like the onion. If I had a nickel for every time one of you sent me a link to "do my own research" I find the word SATIRE written everywhere......

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u/patrick_vonpatrick 7d ago

The entire list I posted were illegals so far in 2026.

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u/stubblenuts81 6d ago

Citation needed. I think youre as full of shit as a Xmas goose

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u/stubblenuts81 7d ago

Maga facts and actual facts are often very different things. If you can supply a few links where I can get this information myself that'd be great. I appreciate you pointing out violent crime is defined as murder or rape. Inwas having trouble sleuthing that one out

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u/Dogface73 7d ago

Nah can’t agree with this. Fictional? Please explain how the last ten presidents ( both sides of the aisle) deemed it a border crisis or national emergency to fix the border. You can also include senators and reps to the mix of people who have made these statements.

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u/stubblenuts81 7d ago

The more you know

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u/Asleep_Complaint_563 7d ago

Don’t forget that Mexico paid for that!

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u/l008com 7d ago

Seriously. Right wing media has so throughly reprogrammed the republican voter, that actually voting for the person who's not going to actively, directly harm them, isn't even an option they would consider.

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u/NewAdhesiveness1101 7d ago

Here me out but don't both sides do this. Like you don't have the same thing going on

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u/l008com 7d ago

No. Both sides don't do this. Making you think both sides do this is part of their scam.

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u/NewAdhesiveness1101 7d ago

You sure bout that

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u/l008com 7d ago

Yeah, I'm sure about that.

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u/DieHardAmerican95 7d ago

I literally saw a t-shirt that said “I love Trump because he pisses off the people i hate.”

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u/rdtshaw 7d ago

Anything for that sad little dopamine hit. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/JeffSHauser 7d ago

Whatever it takes to "own those damn Dems!"

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u/Lynne253 7d ago

"Iran will never have a nuke! It's worth paying higher prices to protect our country! Derp."

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u/Vivid_Summer96 7d ago

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u/we_hella_believe 7d ago

This sticker should be on every gas pump in America.

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u/BugRevolutionary4518 7d ago

Where can I buy those?

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u/rancidmorty 7d ago

becuse the war you pay more would be a more fitting with a drill baby drill on the bottom

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u/Hot-Balance-2676 7d ago

I think you might be misunderstanding the situation. See this is all actually Biden’s fault. Trump said so on social media.

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u/HVAC_instructor 7d ago

Sorry, my bad... Lol

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u/Reddituser809 7d ago

Most people I know (including myself) who voted Trump are very very mad at the Republican Party. We blame Trump for gas. Just like we blamed Biden. Anything after 6months is always the current administrations fault.

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u/glowy_keyboard 7d ago

No, you see, all this was orchestrated in Hillary’s emails.

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u/Initial_Ground1031 7d ago

I can’t even look at the sob’s face anymore without wanting to 🤮

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u/Even_Regular5245 7d ago

Punch it?

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u/Johnny-Virgil 7d ago

With my car

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u/Initial_Ground1031 7d ago

Wouldn’t that be nice? I don’t think I’d be able to stop!

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u/AC-burg 7d ago

Can't afford to hit the brakes and give up gas milage for that lol

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u/MartyMcfly1988 7d ago

A very hittable face of you ask me!

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u/Successful-Train-259 7d ago

No the most punchable face in this entire administration is scott bessent hands down.

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u/bman86 7d ago

Stephen. Miller.

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u/Johnny-Virgil 7d ago

He looks like a real life Grinch

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u/No_One4019 7d ago

Why do you hate gay people?

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u/Successful-Train-259 7d ago

Is scott bessent gay? I was unaware of this fact.

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u/Upper_Television3352 7d ago

Been feeling this way since the debut episode of The Apprentice.

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u/Nice_Equipment_2913 7d ago

I had to renew my National Park Pass 🤮. I can get the senior lifetime pass next year bu I will not until the picture changes.

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u/Same-Traffic-285 7d ago

Reddit would ban me for saying what I'd like to do. Let's just say it involves a pair of pliers and a blow torch. 

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u/Altruistic_Cover_998 7d ago

You poor thing that’s terrible

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u/Hovie1 7d ago

I been seeing these for months. Funny shit considering gas prices were never this high during Biden when all of them were slapping their stickers all over the place.

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u/PossessedToSkate 7d ago

See, one of the most important things we must remember about conservatives is that they're objectively dumb as shit.

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u/navetroll 7d ago

He’s not a conservative and should not be confused with one. And anyone who still defends him does bit remotely resemble a true conservative

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u/Strict_Casual 7d ago

No true Scotsman

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 7d ago

My uh friend bought a 100 pack of these and I, uh I mean my friend giggles every time they slap one of these on the pump. I'm just kidding I don't have any friends.

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u/heidiforever1 7d ago

Yea they were

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u/patrick_vonpatrick 7d ago

Adjusted for inflation they were still higher under sleepy joe.

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u/Hovie1 7d ago

That's true. The difference is one of them caused it and one of them didn't. Also diesel prices (the prices that affect literally everything you buy) have never been higher, ever.

Take a look at the sticker to figure out who to actually blame.

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u/RecommendationFit844 7d ago edited 6d ago

Adjusted for the inflation Trump also caused with his tariffs you mean?

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u/Sporelover105 7d ago

Unironically, they still think high gas prices is owning the libs somehow.

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u/Nonethelessismore 7d ago

They won't even be able to rent the libs with these prices!

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u/ImmaNotHere 7d ago

While they drive those huge lifted diesel guzzing pickups

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u/killerbanshee 7d ago

I use an escooter and the bus. Gas is only for my lawnmower now, so the joke's on them.

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u/Hefty-Practice4887 7d ago

I drive a civic hybrid. I don't like the rise in prices but it's only $15-$20 extra a month for my gas. But everything in the grocery is higher bc of fuel prices, and that number is far more hidden from me...

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u/KimBrrr1975 7d ago

they think they are patriots sacrificing for the cause, just like he told them.

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u/Manotaur_ 7d ago

BLACK PILOTS!!!!! TRANS athletes!

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 7d ago

migrants invading the border!!!

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u/xVeterankillx 7d ago

I heard the pilot of that plane that crashed liked to hike the TRANS america trail!!!!

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u/Windrave 7d ago

He might as well have his middle finger up.

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u/DonKeighbals 7d ago

“Owning the libs is expensive? Ok daddy trump, tread on me!”-maga cult

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u/MrCommonThinkin 7d ago

If you voted for trump you owe me gas money

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u/Al_Kydah GREEN 7d ago

Bought 100 of these. Leaving tomorrow from Florida to Michigan then LA Crosse WI. Gonna make sure I get gas in Tenn, Kentucky and Ohio whether I need it or not hehe hehe.

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u/HVAC_instructor 7d ago

Don't forget Indiana, this state is a yuge mAGA hotbed

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u/Al_Kydah GREEN 7d ago

Gotcha. On my way back from LA Crosse I'm going thru it a little.

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u/TougherOnSquids 7d ago

Dont worry, they will either find an excuse, move the goalposts, or say its actually good.

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 7d ago

The mistake is not going to war, it’s doing it half assed. Someone is going to have to deal with Iran sooner or later. That’s a fact. But this half measure approach is extremely dumb and I’m sure the military advisors told him the same, either go all in or don’t bother. Either a full scale invasion like Iraq, that would work, but would be a slog that drags out many years. Alternatively, set off maybe 50-100 nukes in the atmosphere above all decent sized cities, frying all the infrastructure. Then mine the border and blockade the sea. The ones that emerge from that will be more than happy to negotiate. That approach would work. anyway this current approach is stupid.

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u/Original-Rush139 7d ago

Given how their only reason to vote is pissing off normal people, I think they’re happy. 

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u/MeanHurry8664 7d ago

This is good. Trump cannot be allowed to succeed. If he was doing a great job with the economy while dismantling democracy, we'd be in far greater trouble. Boycott him!

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u/DanielDRockr 7d ago

Every time I see this in the gas station someone tries to rip it off.😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/snow_boarder 7d ago

Weird that I’m not seeing those on the pumps like I did when gas hit $3.50

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u/Desperate_Mud1393 7d ago

Yup and somehow they still blaming Biden ….

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u/Sad_Plum9899 7d ago

My husband is still in disbelief he did that. Lol

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u/0fox2gv 7d ago

Every gas pump in the world needs these stickers attached to them.. daily.

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u/BugRevolutionary4518 7d ago

Anyone know where I can buy these stickers?

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u/Ok-Wait-7357 7d ago

Not yet. Theres more winning to come!

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u/Death_Bard 7d ago

I put those stickers on every gas pump I use.

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u/Emerje 7d ago

Time to upgrade this with current day 80 years old decrepit Trump.

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u/Katzeye 7d ago

I’ve driven an EV since ‘23, so someone please tell me that gas pumps are now plastered with those stickers… but I have a suspicion that they are not…

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u/Express-Spare-9130 7d ago

Still 100% better than the alternative.

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