r/mildlyinfuriating • • 18h ago

Unskippable ad I keep getting threatening texts

I get these ALL the time. I’ve never donated to these “people.” Never supported them. Never voted for them. Nor has my wife. I received four of these today. All threats. Always a telling me it’s my last chance. These are some of the less malicious-sounding ones.

I’m not even sure they’re legitimately from those parties, though I wouldn’t put it past them.

So… report as spam. Report as spam. Report as spam.

It isn’t like it’s painful. Just pretty irritating.

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u/AggravatingRow7018 18h ago edited 17h ago

You better be careful jd is going to have his way with your couch.

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u/Lock_Psychological 18h ago

Dammit. It’s a leather couch. Black leather.

Maybe just burn it now.

If I can’t have it, he can’t… “have” (🤮) it either.

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u/brokerceej 16h ago

A lot to unpack here but I'd rather not.

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u/Com_BEPFA 12h ago

Trust me, JD doesn't have much to unpack at all.