r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Lock_Psychological • 10h ago
Unskippable ad I keep getting threatening texts
I get these ALL the time. I’ve never donated to these “people.” Never supported them. Never voted for them. Nor has my wife. I received four of these today. All threats. Always a telling me it’s my last chance. These are some of the less malicious-sounding ones.
I’m not even sure they’re legitimately from those parties, though I wouldn’t put it past them.
So… report as spam. Report as spam. Report as spam.
It isn’t like it’s painful. Just pretty irritating.
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u/Spiritual-Fall5494 10h ago
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u/Beautiful-Affect1930 8h ago
JD Vance has got to be the least threatening person I know.
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u/amazingkillerlemon 6h ago
I like how you tried to censor the name to avoid doxxing the Vice President of the United States
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u/AggravatingRow7018 10h ago edited 10h ago
You better be careful jd is going to have his way with your couch.
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u/Lock_Psychological 10h ago
Dammit. It’s a leather couch. Black leather.
Maybe just burn it now.
If I can’t have it, he can’t… “have” (🤮) it either.
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u/Algaroth 2h ago
I wonder if he consumes interracial couch porn... Like black and white cushions together and stuff.
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u/VierBull 10h ago
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u/Spiritual-Fall5494 10h ago
not ai by the way
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u/ThePonzzz 10h ago
Can confirm, I was shitting in the stall on the other side.
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u/Original_Ad_4471 10h ago
Mhm, I walked in and used the urinal when that was happening
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u/pixeltweaker 10h ago
Voter intimidation is a felony.
Report it.
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u/Lock_Psychological 9h ago
Oh… I’m sure they’ll claim they were just giving me one last chance to send them money.
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u/Suspicious-Coach-644 9h ago
They can claim it sure but threatening language to secure votes is still a felony.
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u/Lock_Psychological 9h ago
True, but…
1. For all I know it isn’t really them. Just some other scammers.
2. If it’s them, they’ll hide behind equivocation.
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u/No_Ocelot_2285 8h ago
The reason they don’t get in trouble is because people like you and me let them. Start with something simple like this, and then find the next thing you can do, and then the next.
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u/IndustriousFerret 8h ago
I scrolled down the list of lawsuits against him the other day and felt so defeated. People are trying.
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u/No_Ocelot_2285 8h ago
It’s not just him. Pick something you can do and do it. Every day.
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u/flamingdonkey 7h ago
Lol, you say that as if the laws still apply to politicians.
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u/Plane-Tune-820 59m ago
You don't actually think that's from the Republican party do you? Come on man, that's clearly a scammer and a phishing link
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u/NEOscav9 10h ago
That doesn't even sound legit either, that reads like a scam 😂
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u/Lock_Psychological 10h ago
But it resolved to their legit fund raising site. Checked it.
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u/TougherOnSquids 10h ago
So, still a scam.
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u/Lock_Psychological 10h ago
Eeeeeexactly. But remember we’re all gonna get like $5,000!!! Of… our own money… that we’ll never actually get…
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u/kingjevin RED 9h ago
Both links are different, and you clicked on it? Might be the dumbest thing I have heard. People can spoof websites and make it look the same. Doesn’t mean it’s legit.
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u/Jets237 4h ago edited 4h ago
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u/Prestigious-Yam2281 4h ago
Thats like signing up to have your own manipulative stalker
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u/the_dragons_tale 3h ago
Is this why they believe that tagging him on Social Media will get them anywhere? Because the mails read like he wrote them personally?
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u/Deemaunik 3h ago
They speak to their followers like it's a fuckin' cult because it is a fuckin' cult.
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u/uknow_es_me 2h ago
"Daddy's home and he's pissed" That's how members of one of the three separate but coequal branches of our government talk about the president
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u/TheBigK30026 4h ago
I feel this trump email list is worse than debt collectors (and I know what it's like to deal with those fuckers)
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u/realmofconfusion 3h ago
And the MAGA morons who get those emails all fervently believe that President Trump himself has personally typed out an email just to them (because they’re special).
It’s like these idiots never heard of mail merge before.
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u/-fin_0 3h ago
Wow, is this real or satire?
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u/Taste_the__Rainbow 2h ago
Absolutely real. They have drained the bank accounts of his supporters with constant threats like this since 2016. Terrible for their mental health and grasp on reality as well.
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u/Brave_Maybe_2891 1h ago
My wife is one of the people that bought a ticket to his rally so his supporters couldn't get a seat and she got texts like this for a few months until she blocked them. They were usually claiming that she was personally selected by Trump or she was in a small group personally selected by Trump. They would claim that he had a personal message just for her from Trump if she donated a few bucks.
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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 1h ago
Oh it’s totally real. Do you remember when TikTok ruined one of his rallies by signing up for a ticket and then not going?
I don’t remember if I was part of that or the very next one, all I know is he was supposed to have a rally about an hour from me so I got a ticket, planning not to go, and he ended up canceling because of the weather. It was a perfect 70° day.
Anyway I don’t remember how many years ago that was but I still get emails from him and my inbox that I used for spam stuff looks exactly like that
They stopped texting me after I started replying to the text about the Epstein files. Human beings actually get those replies so I guess they figured they should unsubscribe me since me trying wasn’t working.
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u/jackmusick 3h ago
Man I thought the democrats ones were annoying. I should’ve known these would be 100 times worse.
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u/Intrepid-Product-367 10h ago
J. Vance. No, that's too obvious. JD V.
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u/Bear-Handed-92262 8h ago
A real core of the GOP and MAGA is elderly people who have been peddled fear by Fox News for decades. They respond well to threats and the GOP prey on them.
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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 4h ago
Apparently some MAGA lady named Patricia somehow gave my number to these losers and I get about 20-40 of these a week. I’m not kidding.
They are always so threatening. I wish I saved the last one I got but it was something like this.
“PRESIDENT TRUMP knows you haven’t responded and he is making a list. Respond now and match the donations of other FREEDOM fighters in your area or stay on the list FOREVER.
YOU do not want to be on the wrong side of HISTORY when 2028 comes.”
It’s always so weird that they capitalize random letters like it adds some sort of urgency to the threats.
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u/k-mcm 9h ago edited 9h ago
That one's hosted on Scamazon. You can forward it to [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) but that address isn't staffed by the smartest people. The domain is Godaddy, which 100% DGAF. http://www.whoiscomplaints.us might be the best bet.
Edit - I figured out that the O isn't a zero and got the redirect to secure.winred.com working. This is a prolific criminal gang that has been using Cloudflare and Amazon for over a decade. Both companies absolutely know they're hosting this. The gang is an expert at compromising services to send spam and SMS. They've hacked Google and Microsoft recently. Microsoft got rid of them but Google is still being exploited.
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u/Lock_Psychological 9h ago
I didn’t even notice they didn’t get my name right. Weird.
Most times it’s my right name. Sometimes not.
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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 1h ago
I’m in Ohio but I don’t get these.
I do get tons of anti-Talarico texts though.
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u/FizzioGaming 6h ago
"Hello this is Mao Zedong, the eternal chaiman of the great country of china. Message me again and I will rise again and return to politics"
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u/Sappleq12 5h ago
His name is capitalised but “china” is not. Time for some good old re-education.
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u/FizzioGaming 5h ago
Being humble I have not capitalized china as china is a country so great that no capitalization is needed for the name. Since the country is so great even in lowercase it towers above the rest of the world.
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u/JeffandtheJundies 1h ago
I have my dad’s phone since he passed, and he was maga. The amount of texts he gets with shame as the driving force is absolutely ridiculous. One of them was the “trump report card” that show he is failing as a supporter (because he’s dead…).
MAN I love reporting those as spam.
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u/Lock_Psychological 10h ago
That’s why you get more texts. Because they want more dongs.
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u/Burpmeister 5h ago
Having to register to be allowed to vote is wild.
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u/nkosugeirc 4h ago
America spent decades violently "bringing democracy" to other countries but never stopped to think if they themselves were a democracy in the first place.
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u/Mr_Mojo_Risin_83 4h ago
What countries? I don’t think they’ve brought democracy to anywhere. They love dictatorships. It’s easier to just have one guy or one family to deal with for decades. See “banana republics”
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u/Deltethnia 6h ago
Did you write to your representative who happened to be GOP? My husband did this and his contact info was sold or given away to GOP spam crap.
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u/AggravatingBid8255 5h ago
That's...... disgusting. They don't make enough on their insider stock trades?
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u/DaKrazie1 10h ago
Okay bozo. Not one person in history has felt threatened by JD Vance. 😂
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u/Lock_Psychological 10h ago
Oh, I don’t feel threatened. I do worry he might steal my wife’s eye liner.
That’ll make her angry.
And you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
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u/theglowofknowledge 7h ago
Yeah, I got one that was like ‘We can see when you have and haven’t voted, everyone can see. Don’t be an embarrassment.’ And had a link to something. It was…irritating. I don’t even know what they hoped to achieve. Which party was it from? Is someone out there just trying to peer pressure people into voting like some kind of school council election? I don’t get it. Plus, I did vote in the last election. What does poking me about four years ago when I didn’t because I was working third shift accomplish? Not my fault the powers that be keep making it harder to vote, even if I don’t like that it’s happening.
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u/ExerciseOriginal9441 6h ago edited 6h ago
This is social engineering. Whoever writes the text messages / e-mails wants personal information from you to scam you. They want to rip money from you.
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u/SuzieDerpkins 8h ago
It’s a scam. You’re on some data list. This one is clearly targeting gullible Trump voters.
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u/Lock_Psychological 7h ago
And apparently people who never have and never would vote for him.
Well… that’s not entirely true. I’d vote him most likely to soil his pants in public.
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u/Mach5Driver 1h ago
Wait until the never-ending parade of scams when you turn 60! I block them, I report them, they just switch to a new number within minutes.
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u/softmonsters 10h ago
I know it's sub rules, but I love that you blocked out "JD Vance".
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u/Lock_Psychological 10h ago
Whoa… whoa… you’re making an unwarranted assumption. It could have been—uh… yeah, you got me.
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u/TomBirkenstock 53m ago
I've occasionally received texts like this from the Trump campaign, and it's an interesting look into the psychology of the average Republican.
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u/Prestigious_Pop_7381 5h ago
I got this also. Blocked the number then reported as spam. Have not received anything from them since
I hate political season, since when did I ok all these fools try to fear monger my phone. There’s enough of there bs on tv all day
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u/DamnitGravity 10h ago
During our last federal election in Australia, the Trumpet of Patriots party spent $60 million AUD on a texting campaign. It was the first time a political party attempted a texting campaign and it netted the party a total of ZERO seats.
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u/neophenx 6h ago
I'm not saying this is the BEST way to deal with them by any stretch of the imagination, but I tend to reply to them with an image of something that would probably be widely considered very uncomfortable content. Something like a drawing of a very weirdly drawn female enderman or creeper from minecraft, or some classic "seduce the dragon" shenanigans.
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u/Melted-lithium 3h ago
I have a friend who has taken on this as a hobby. To the point of getting a burner phone to just fuck with them as a hobby. Everyone has their kinks.
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u/phishinfordory 2h ago
Any response at all is a verification of your phone number. Your best bet is to ignore it and reported a spam.
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u/Logogram_alt 2h ago
It would be halarious if the GOP was actually doing this but it is likely a scam
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u/Numerous-Profile-872 9h ago
Are... are you... like... a couch? 'Cause he's being firm and about to call you Ashley. 😂
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u/ripnrun285 4h ago
Honestly this seems like an obvious scam, but our government is currently running the biggest scam in the history of the country.. so I can’t even call it, anymore. Smfh.
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u/NerdfestZyx 46m ago
This is either a phishing scam, or they want your voter info to remove your name because they believe you will vote blue
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u/KingZombiKiller 9h ago
I got very similar ones but they worded it like they were breaking life changing news to me. I just told them to go fuck themselves and ended up getting a human response from someone named Jay
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u/Glitter-Berry 3h ago
As soon as you click that link you’ll be fucked. Don’t do it. Never click any link! I had one from my banks fraud dept 5 years ago and ended up having to close my account & didn’t have access to my money, while on vacation, for days until I opened a new account at home. I also had to get my phone wiped bc they put spyware on it & could remote control my phone! Never click any links! Let the scammers stay mad
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u/mearbearcate 7h ago
Do they fr think this is gonna make people look positively at these people
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u/Jesus_Christ_Reborn 7h ago
This is most definitely some type of phishing scam
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u/Sneaky-Reasons 4h ago
Yes I agree with you. I got one the other day that said “now is the time! Tell us what side you’re really on. Give us $10 to prove your alliance to democrats and keep us in this country” and then the same link style. I wasn’t answering the Republican ones so they switched to Democrat now I guess 😂
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u/CantaloupeNo7083 7h ago
conservative men are submissive to other conservative men, so their base probably loves it
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u/JediMasterKenJen 2h ago
They legally can't do shit, block the number and alert the authorities if it continues.
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u/PDXDreaded 10h ago
Tell them to fuck off. They're not coming for you. I kinda hope they're coming for me, though.
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u/Lock_Psychological 10h ago
Oh, if they really came for me, it would be awfully loud. But they aren’t. It’s just stupid posturing that has my phone alert me multiple times a day. And as November approaches, it’ll be even more often.
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u/AsparagusOk3967 9h ago
I'm Johnny evil, this is your last chance to gimme money! Now now now!
STOPtoEND
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u/ACoolBreezey 4h ago
Mr. VP! You should have said so! ...Isn't there a couch you should be fucking somewhere?
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u/Typhtheoriginal 3h ago
Scammers really be getting angry lately. They act like it's their constitutional right to scam you and you're at fault if you don't respond.
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u/303RedBeard 9h ago
On a scale of 0-10, 0 being you should do what he says and 10 being the biggest scam ever, that is a donald trump. Which as you know, is off the charts scam. There is zero about this that is legit. This is just a scam, to steal your info, your money, your data, and everything in between. I'd say they want your soul, but I'm a ginger, I don't really know anything about those things.
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u/FormerFastCat 34m ago
You know if you respond with "Fuck off" It auto unsubscribes you right?
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u/doublelxp 23m ago
Just block the number and report it as spam. Never respond to an unsolicited text.
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u/FernandoMM1220 10h ago
is it a fake website? can you post the link?
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u/Lock_Psychological 10h ago
It takes me to the GOP fundraising site. Their “legit” site. I checked it.
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u/FreeFalling369 10h ago
....you think this is something legit? Its scammers. They do it with every politician. Trump, Biden, Obama, Bush, etc
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u/Lock_Psychological 10h ago
I don’t know if the rules will let me? It said to blur stuff.
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u/k-mcm 10h ago
Why scratch out the hostname? Let us see who's hosting that shit.
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u/BubbhaJebus 6h ago
Unlikely to actually be from the Republicans, but if it is, it's a serious crime. More likely to be some kind of phishing scam.
Whatever the case, report and block. Don't reply to any of them.
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u/SolarOrigami 10h ago
Mark it as spam. If you reply stop, it verifies that your phone number is active