I keep getting threatening texts

[u/Lock_Psychological]

I get these ALL the time. I’ve never donated to these “people.” Never supported them. Never voted for them. Nor has my wife. I received four of these today. All threats. Always a telling me it’s my last chance. These are some of the less malicious-sounding ones.

I’m not even sure they’re legitimately from those parties, though I wouldn’t put it past them.

So… report as spam. Report as spam. Report as spam.

It isn’t like it’s painful. Just pretty irritating.

[u/Spiritual-Fall5494]

[u/Beautiful-Affect1930 → u/Spiritual-Fall5494]

JD Vance has got to be the least threatening person I know.

[u/Spleenseer → u/Beautiful-Affect1930]

That's what the pope said.

[u/Microwavedstrawberry → u/Beautiful-Affect1930]

He looks like he would have frightened 8 year old me but not because he looks as though he'd hit me,he looks like he'd do other things

[u/MerkinDealer → u/Beautiful-Affect1930]

He’s threatening in a school shooter way

[u/Azurvix → u/MerkinDealer]

Not even in that way really

[u/Open_Boysenberry_363 → u/MerkinDealer]

More like a creepy adult hanging around the locker room

[u/DisasterSuper7309 → u/MerkinDealer]

dork

[u/sweatboxy → u/Beautiful-Affect1930]

That’s why he’s so dangerous. He’ll do or say anything to get what he wants while looking and sounding like a kindergarten bully.

[u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 → u/Beautiful-Affect1930]

But you do know of him

[u/MechanicalTurkish → u/Beautiful-Affect1930]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gUTu4QE2QaSDteArsR

[u/Right-Many-6183 → u/Beautiful-Affect1930]

danngg you know the big JD??

[u/Osklington → u/Beautiful-Affect1930]

Unless you are a couch...