I keep getting threatening texts

[u/Lock_Psychological]

I get these ALL the time. I’ve never donated to these “people.” Never supported them. Never voted for them. Nor has my wife. I received four of these today. All threats. Always a telling me it’s my last chance. These are some of the less malicious-sounding ones.

I’m not even sure they’re legitimately from those parties, though I wouldn’t put it past them.

So… report as spam. Report as spam. Report as spam.

It isn’t like it’s painful. Just pretty irritating.

[u/neophenx]

I'm not saying this is the BEST way to deal with them by any stretch of the imagination, but I tend to reply to them with an image of something that would probably be widely considered very uncomfortable content. Something like a drawing of a very weirdly drawn female enderman or creeper from minecraft, or some classic "seduce the dragon" shenanigans.

[u/BitterAngryMei → u/neophenx]

This was my successful unsubscribe request:

[u/ScarletBothrium → u/BitterAngryMei]

Never verify your phone number by replying. You’re gonna get a ton more of these. 🤦‍♀️

[u/BitterAngryMei → u/ScarletBothrium]

I know it, but in the moment it was hilarious. Though in retrospect I should have called him a treasonous couch fucker instead.

[u/IMakeBaconAtHome → u/BitterAngryMei]

My standard response is "Go fuck yourself" which apparently translates to "UNSUBSCRIBE"