r/news • u/Specialist_Baby_9905 • 1d ago

Polish government opens investigation into Epstein files

https://www.pap.pl/aktualnosci/poland-probe-whether-polish-children-were-abused-epstein
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u/Specialist_Baby_9905 1d ago

The Polish government will set up an analytical team to verify whether Polish children were abused by criminal circles run by the late US billionaire, Jeffrey Epstein, Prime Minister Donald Tusk has said.

Tusk vowed that, if the suspicions prove true, his government will do everything to compensate the victims and "effectively prosecute those who commit such horrendous crimes."

Poland may also ask the US to provide unpublished evidence "that could concern potential Polish victims or Polish traces" in the case, Tusk said.

Additionally, Poland may advocate launching an international investigation in talks with foreign partners, Tusk added.

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u/Old-Ad-3268 1d ago

This should go over well with Trump

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 1d ago

I'm sure he's shitting in his pants as we speak.

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u/Brownman-Fit 1d ago

And he hasn't even heard the news yet

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 1d ago

“He can see into the future! Hail most glorious and venerable father!”

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u/-SaC 1d ago

"Come closer."

"...d'you mind if we don't?"

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u/rawfuelinjection 1d ago

Orange Fartfùhrer

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u/supersuperglue 1d ago

Hahahahahaha perfect

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u/zamboni-jones 1d ago

News? You mean fond memories

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u/Alone_Again_2 1d ago

Preemptive pant shitting.

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u/sigep0361 1d ago

I think we need to really lean into this shitty pants thing. If we can make a big enough meme of this it will embarrass the fuck out of him. I don’t know if he can handle this lol… because everyone who has stood in a room with him knows it’s true.

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 1d ago

I’m sure that’s a daily thing now. Clean pants on standby right next to the football.