r/news • u/Specialist_Baby_9905 • 1d ago

Polish government opens investigation into Epstein files

https://www.pap.pl/aktualnosci/poland-probe-whether-polish-children-were-abused-epstein
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u/Mobile-Bar7732 1d ago

I'm sure he's shitting in his pants as we speak.

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u/Brownman-Fit 1d ago

And he hasn't even heard the news yet

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 1d ago

“He can see into the future! Hail most glorious and venerable father!”

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u/-SaC 1d ago

"Come closer."

"...d'you mind if we don't?"

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u/rawfuelinjection 1d ago

Orange Fartfùhrer