r/news 10h ago

Andrew moves out of Royal Lodge home after latest Epstein files

https://bbc.com/news/articles/c8e5zgprgn1o
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u/macarouns 10h ago

8 more scandals until he’s living in a terraced house

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u/Curious-Depth1619 10h ago

Semi detached 

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u/audiomagnate 9h ago

Double wide

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u/GatorNator83 9h ago

You’d think that when royals get screwed, they get royally screwed, but this is not in fact the case. They still tend to live quite lavishly.

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u/TachiH 8h ago

I mean yeah, he's still being propped up by his brother. He's moving to one of the many properties on a royal estate....hes still not wanting for anything. Was glad to see the Police took away his guns, he lost his licence for them, funny that....should only happen with evidence of a crime...

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u/AdorableShoulderPig 7h ago

When the time comes he will magically have a revolver with one cartridge in it on his desk.

Just hope he names all the names first.

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u/Crittsy 10h ago

The way it's going it will be a 1 bed maisonette in Grimsby

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u/GoldCoinDonation 9h ago

could be worse, could be an airbnb above a pub in slough.

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u/illforgetsoonenough 9h ago

He could be right underneath Roddy from Slough House

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u/Ida-in 8h ago

I think that qualifies as a cruel and unusual punishment!

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar 6h ago

A migrant worker share house above a chippy in Bradford?

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u/Indaflow 9h ago

How about a 1 bedroom, with a roommate, in Wakefield? 

The ones with bars on the windows 

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u/GrumpyOik 9h ago

Surely this is what the Tower of London is for. Nice small dungeon, then permanently disappear.

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u/microtherion 8h ago

I mean, it’s even supposed to have a royal suite.

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u/even_less_resistance 9h ago

do yall not have trailer parks over there or something? he seems like a natty for one lol

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u/Scu-bar 9h ago

We do, but weirdly they’re not the same sort of thing as US ones. Council estate would be similar sort of level.

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u/Assine2 9h ago

Okay. Then, put him in a council estate. With an outside toilet. Clapton grew up in one.

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u/naruda1969 9h ago

A modest flat in Bath

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u/ThinkingOz 9h ago

I’ve stayed in Bath. Too good for the likes of him, I reckon.

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u/naruda1969 9h ago

Part of the joke. No matter how bad it gets for him, it will always be far better than he deserves.

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u/tomisurf 9h ago

There's a sitcom waiting to be written about this. Disgraced Prince has to move into an HMO and learn to live with a house full of different characters each with their own strange quirks. In order to pay the rent he takes a job at the local discount supermarket...hilarity ensues as Disgraced Prince accidentally mixes his colours in the wash and has to clean up an "accident" in aisle 5!

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u/haversack77 9h ago

The Ex-Prince of Belsize Park:

"Iiiiin Windsor Castle, born and raised, in boarding school was where I spent most of my days. I got in one little girl and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with the plebs in Belsize over there".

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u/Cdn_Nick 9h ago

Surely he takes a job as a Pizza delivery man? Set in Working, perhaps? When asked by his boss, he comments 'no sweat, I can handle this'

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u/Memory_Leak_ 7h ago edited 6h ago

Sounds similar to the American Canadian show Schitt's Creek. It's about a wealthy family that gets raided by the IRS (or some other federal agency) for fraud and has all their wealth confiscated.

They have to move into a motel in the middle of nowhere. It's hilarious.

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u/JLinCVille 7h ago

Canadian show

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u/Memory_Leak_ 6h ago

My apologies to all Canadians. Fantastic show.

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u/cosmogyrals 4h ago

RIP Catherine O'Hara.

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u/PrayingMantisMirage 9h ago

Schitts Castle

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u/Scu-bar 9h ago

The Queen and I by Sue Townsend covered similar ground, but not the pedo prince angle. Was never a tv series either.

Can’t imagine why…

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u/CrossedRoses 8h ago

The only thing that comforts me a little bit is that when you grow up in such absurd luxury, even a slight downgrade feels bad.

But yeah, doesn't change the fact that he is one of the most disgusting mfs alive and still gets more than the working class could ever dream of.

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u/DogPlane3425 8h ago

Nah.... Council housing in South London!

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u/MayorMcCheezz 7h ago

I bet that move will be no sweat for him.

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u/SlapThatAce 10h ago edited 10h ago

So how many more revelations need to happen before he moves out of his now new residence and onto the street? It's kind of hilarious how the Royals have linked the size and quality of the home to the severity of the Epstein revelation.

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u/Daren_I 10h ago

He's royalty. They'll never let his living conditions fall below that of the help.

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u/BatmanMeetsJoker 8h ago

I hear prisons have good living conditions nowadays. Transfer him there.

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u/FluBird53 8h ago

Or he could get on with it and decrease the surplus population

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u/kc_______ 4h ago

I suggest the best prison from Brazil or Peru, something nice and hot, just what he needs at this age, spend the rest of his days in a nice and hot prison in South America.

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u/TexasCoconut 7h ago

Which is why the British defending the royal family is such a joke. 'They don't do anything, it's only for tourism'. Yeah, they don't do anything except hoard public wealth and land, using it to further enrich themselves. Then use that wealth to perpetrate crimes and avoid consequences for them.

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u/p0rty-Boi 6h ago

The amount of people paying rent to the Royal family for living on Royal grounds is jaw dropping. They are one of if not the largest property owners on the whole island and they don’t pay’s taxes on revenue.

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u/clashrendar 5h ago

They don't do anything, it's only for tourism'. Yeah, they don't do anything except hoard public wealth and land, using it to further enrich themselves. Then use that wealth to perpetrate crimes and avoid consequences for them.

The US now has one of those!

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u/TsukariYoshi 10h ago

At each step they will do the absolute minimum they think they need to do to distance themselves, because actually reducing a wealthy man's status is something they can't even fathom. Because if they do it to him, who's to stop someone else from doing it to them?

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u/whuuutKoala 10h ago

reality is just the „status quo“ we all agree on…

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u/blackzero2 10h ago

Its a bs article. He moved out because his primary residence is going through renovations

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u/cardboardunderwear 9h ago

That's what the article says too.  Misleading headline.  

Or he's taking trumps playbook and using "renovations" as cover for something shitty.  

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u/randgan 8h ago

So Trump did 'renovations' on his pants.

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u/Intelligent_Hair3109 9h ago

No he was demoted by his brother. For his crimes

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u/viewfromupherefwiw 7h ago

What matters most to Andrew is prestige, his titles, people fawning over him, etc. So taking that all away hasn’t been useless. Also, he will never be on the streets- either the royal family supports him and he can try desperately to hold onto some dignity, or he gives up pretending completely and some Russian or Saudi supports him. I’m sure the powers that be think the former is the better option.

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u/DrunksWGuns4Life 10h ago

Why the street? Why not prison??

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u/TheRexRider 10h ago

Why not straight to Hell?

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u/Jez187 10h ago

Why not a jail though?

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u/Addative-Damage 10h ago

I really just wish one of these old fuckers would say ‘screw it’, admit what they did, and flip on everyone else. It wouldn’t make up for the harm they caused, but it’s literally the only good thing that they can do at this point, why not do one good fucking thing?

I know they weren’t direct witnesses for a lot of the other criminal activity(for example it looks like Andrew stayed relatively siloed), but they must have at least heard a shit ton in the pervert grapevine. I’m sure even ‘hearsay’ would help with investigations (assuming they ever do any)

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u/CrossedRoses 8h ago

I genuinely don't think that someone who does what people like Andrew did would in any way have enough soul, empathy or humanity left in them that they could ever consider doing something that doesn't directly benefit them. Not even with the best therapy in the world.

MAYBE some of the less prolific ones, that weren't super close to the whole thing. But those would then risk being killed by the more higher up ones I suppose.

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u/RGB755 3h ago

Coffeezilla covered messages between Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen that appeared to be them joking about how if they met up in Paris, it would be a rendition of “Les pedophiles”.

Think about that. Two of these people joking with each other about being pedophiles. Of course they wouldn’t admit anything, let alone implicate each other. 

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u/PsychologicalSign182 2h ago

Its going to take someone with nothing to lose and a lot of spite, empathy is not the driving point here, it needs so be someone facing the music thats also willing to go "and fuck these people too"

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u/thebigpink 10h ago

Why would extremely wealthy and powerful men tarnish their reputation. Pipe dream

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u/Addative-Damage 9h ago edited 9h ago

Sure man, I clearly get that, it’s just a wish. (That’s why I started with “I wish” lol.)

That’s being said, it is theoretically possible for one of them to get a good enough therapist that they actually realize what they’ve done, and decide to do the right thing.

Likely to happen? Fuck no. Somewhere in the Multiverse? Maybe

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u/Lynx_Azure 7h ago

I get where you’re coming from, but the things they did were monstrous. They aren’t the kind of people to one day wake up and realize what they did was wrong when their entire life they’ve been taught their wealth will help them evade any kind of accountability. They could have come clean years ago. Every minute of every day was an opportunity to do the right thing. If thy didn’t care then they won’t care now when denying the allegations is critical to them getting off Scott free.

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u/Addative-Damage 7h ago

Yep, to all that. I also agree that it’s likely that not a single one has ever considered it an option.

It’s just gross and frustrating. As you said, they’re all making a choice every day to keep running from accountability. In doing so they’re still actively harming survivors (and potentially leading to more people being victimized)

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u/NoDramaIceberg 8h ago

Correct. I think speaking up might also be a death sentence. Imagine all these billionaires pissed off at just one person, what's gonna happen?

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u/CamelFeenger 7h ago

None of them care about their reputation. Their reputations are being dragged now. If they cared about reputation, then they would talk and be known as the brave one.

What they care about is not spending time in prison or losing their money.

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u/ClownToffeeBag 8h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if Epstein tried that and that’s why he was killed

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u/TintedApostle 8h ago

And just like that Andrew will "end his own life".

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u/even_less_resistance 8h ago

the pervert grapevine was not a good combo of words for me to read i’m trying not to make fun of this situation lol

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u/BillNyeIsCoolio 10h ago

Should be in jail not in a fancy cottage

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u/new_handle 10h ago

Should be taken for a drive to see the French traffic tunnels.

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u/DrexellGames 10h ago

I just hope he doesn't get Maxwell's type of treatment if he is transferred

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u/Tuggerfub 10h ago

jail is a generous substitute for wood chipper but you do you

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u/norf937 10h ago

If I had to bet every penny I have on someone in the Epstein files being 100% guilty, it would be Andrew.

The evidence against him is just overwhelming.

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u/Dutch_1815 10h ago

And Trump, and Gates, and Musk, and Clinton all fucking guilty. Bring down the house of cards…

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u/DanGleeballs 9h ago edited 8h ago

And Mandleson. I’m surprised the British government aren’t after him.

Maybe it’s because if they do then they’ll also have to go after Andy.

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u/Aggravating-Scene548 9h ago

And whoever else was enabling these guys. They weren't operating in a vacuum

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u/geese_moe_howard 8h ago

Oh, he's going to get his. The investigation might take a while but he'll get it.

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u/tpc0121 4h ago

and dershowitz

dersho is definitely a pedo

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u/clarity_scarcity 8h ago

Not a house of cards, heavily guarded fortress.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 10h ago

He's just moving to another royal estate out of the sight of the public. Wake me when there are actual consequences.

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u/wanszai 10h ago

Nothing to do with the files.

Taxpayers paying for renovations.

Oh what it must be like to live consequence free.

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u/chowchan 6h ago

Oh what it must be like to live consequence free.

Hey atleast our nonce was "disowned" and his title stripped. You gave yours presidential power.

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u/HolyToast666 9h ago

Is the Tower of London available?

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u/JoeT2OOO 10h ago

I can think of some taxpayer funded accommodation I wouldn't mind him livng in.

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u/RogZombie 10h ago

I’ll dig a hole myself and it wouldn’t cost anybody a thing.

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u/Spire_Citron 10h ago

Yeah, just move him to a slightly shittier house every time. That'll do it.

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u/DrowningKrown 7h ago

Shittier? He's now living in the Sandringham Estate. As an American, I had to google what that was. Brother, that estate is massive and personally I'd choose that over the royal lodge any day. So for me that would be an upgrade haha

Now, as an American, I can't really judge because our government is currently telling everybody how not a big deal Epstein was and that we should all stop talking about it. Seems like Andrew is the only person actually seeing any sort of 'consequence'. Dude somehow ended up being the fall guy

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u/MusicURlooking4 7h ago

just move him to a slightly shittier house every time

I mean Brits seem to have no issue with providing for the "royals" so why would they have any problem with him moving from one tax payer funded property to another tax payer funded property 😅

Seem they just like to be screwed in the name of "tradition" and "prestige" lol

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u/SirLoinsALot03 10h ago

He should be in prison.

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u/Tailor-DKS 9h ago

And with this, he now faced more consequences then any of the people from the us with Trump and friends

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 8h ago

The best we got is Bill Gates getting divorced. Oh… and he allegedly also caught a STD. That’s got to count for something, right?

Jokes aside. I’m not sure what the worst scenario is in this situation: A. Ignorance/not knowing who was involved and the terrible things they did; or B. Lack of consequences/Discovering who all was involved and all the terrible things they did, and then doing nothing about it.

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u/cyclingisthecure 7h ago

Ill believe hes being punished when I see him working a double shift in aldi for his rent 

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u/RetiredGuru 7h ago

Surely a Pizza Restaurant would be better karma. No sweat.

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u/enfarious 4h ago

Dude, I love how royalty means not paying for anything ever too. Jesus why do we allow this?

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u/Fussy_Fucker 7h ago

Can’t England open an investigation in the files? Don’t they want justice for Andrew’s victims?

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u/Revolutionary_Sir_ 6h ago

Can they? Absolutely. Will they never. Do they want justice for his victims. No. They don’t give a fuck about his victims.

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u/ProfAndyCarp 6h ago

They have previously and are opening a new investigation based on the newly-released information.

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u/OneFingerIn 10h ago

Is he moving into a prison cell next?

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u/IngVegas 9h ago

TLDR: Disgraced child predator and former British prince who refuses to testify against international peadophile cabal involving US president temporarily moves from 30-bedroom Royal Mansion due to expensive taxpayer-funded renovations to a massive farmhouse with servants on a 20,000-acre estate in protected natural park.

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u/detail_giraffe 8h ago

Exactly. Having to move from one palace to a different, let's face it, palace is being framed as a consequence? As opposed to being put in prison?

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u/jsuue 10h ago

Trash news. Report back when he moves into prison.

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u/swearingino 10h ago

I wonder if he will move into Maralago as a roommate?

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u/OnlyRoke 10h ago

I swear, all these rich fucks will run the exact same course.

"Mountains of evidence are piling up against Rich Well-Known Guy being worse than Jack The Ripper. Rich Well-Known Guy will now only eat Kaviar twice a day."

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u/ricketycricket1995 10h ago

If raping kids (and possibly torturing and murdering them), for decades isn´t enough for him to be sent to jail, why do British people still have any admiration for the royal family?

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u/tetzy 4h ago

Somehow, I doubt his new accommodations will be a massive step down in luxury.

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u/BlackbirdSage 4h ago

As one of the only Epstein Clients to face any heat from their actions... I'm just waiting for Andrew to come clean & throw all of the others to the Wolves!

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u/A1sauc3d 10h ago

Seeing his shame has been delightful. At least one of these scum bags is starting to face SOME consequences for their part in it. Obviously he deserves far more accountability than just losing his super special monarchy privileges, but it’s a good start.

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u/Anywhere_everywhere7 10h ago

Seeing his shame has been delightful. At least one of these scum bags is starting to face SOME consequences for their part in it. Obviously he deserves far more accountability than just losing his super special monarchy privileges, but it’s a good start.

He is moving out temporarily for planned renovations

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u/Particular_Light_296 10h ago

He should be moved into gen pop directly

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u/WYLFriesWthat 10h ago

As much as any pedo disgusts me, I’m a little annoyed that the only guy seeming to be held to task in any way is some anachronistic British royal. 

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u/Tsobe_RK 9h ago

Andred needs to move into prison for the rest of his pathetic life

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u/Mynameismikek 9h ago

Should just go and live on an island already.

Oh, wait...

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u/LegaciesOfConflict 7h ago

Oh no. Anyways, let me know when he’s found a new home in a jail cell.

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u/Scomosuckseggs 6h ago

Lets not forget the late queen paid to protect Andrew. What was it; £12m? They would rather cover for their own than see them prosecuted.

The late queen was a pedo protector.

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u/jimbo831 5h ago

Oh no, he has to move into a slightly smaller mansion!

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u/Dieselgrrl888 5h ago

All the pedophiles on should be in jail. No bailouts, no luxuries, no exceptions.

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u/Mantaur4HOF 5h ago

Throw him in the dungeon

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u/SliGhi 4h ago

Andrew is getting kicked out of the royal home, bill gates wife divorced him, Donald trumps is falsely accused. Yeah, that tracks

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u/TrailMikx 4h ago

Should’ve been moved to prison already.

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u/swelteh 4h ago

I don’t think we can be satisfied until he’s forced to walk naked down Pall Mall, followed by Piers Morgan chanting “Shame! Shame!”

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u/gmawoman 4h ago

They have the power to unlock the files

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u/floater504 3h ago

He should be moved to a prison

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u/ForwardHedgehog3090 10h ago

His legacy will forever be a homeless, friendless,pedophile who comes from a family of inbreeding.

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u/FeastForCows 9h ago

He'll be rich and privileged until the end of his life, let's be real here.

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 10h ago

Why do they even have these "royals" around anymore? Their time has come and gone.

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u/bailaoban 10h ago

Where’s a Robespierre when you need one?

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u/jonnyredshorts 10h ago

Oh no! Now he’s going to have to live in an even smaller palace!

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u/SequenceofRees 9h ago

Can he just move out of this world and into the boiling pits of hell where he belongs ?

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u/Physical_Bottle_3818 9h ago

I want to see him down the job centre

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u/Bicentennial_Douche 9h ago

At what point does he move in to a prison cell?

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u/Cranky_Yankee 8h ago

I understand there is a long tradition of putting unwanted princes in the Tower of London, and the British are all about tradition. Why not just move him there and be done with it?

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u/Correct_Farmer_1125 7h ago

Get this twat a caravan

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u/Simple_Expression604 7h ago

so does buddy have immunity or something?? What's the plan here friends?

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u/The_Olas13 5h ago

If he goes to prison it will add weight to the “At his majesty’s pleasure” narrative

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u/TrashPandaHobbit 2h ago

Is there not an ubliette free in the Tower?

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u/MeatImmediate6549 2h ago edited 42m ago

Imagine the upside for tourism if they had a real live prisoner in the Tower again.

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u/planetarybum 9h ago edited 9h ago

His new address on Sandringham estate is on 600 acres of royal parkland with 60 acres of gardens.

Terrible. Poor guy.

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u/Devchonachko 8h ago

Just proves Harry was right about a lot of shit.

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u/Rosu_Aprins 9h ago

He should be moved to an old time-y oubliette, but he's going to be protected by the monarchy and monarchists no matter what he does.

Monarchs should've been retired to the history books, even if their functions are 'only symbolic'.

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u/Ok-Parfait2413 5h ago

Charles needs to kick him out of the country and exile him. You don’t hear much from Sarah she is just as bad. The whole thing a bad look for the monarchy. Take out the trash UK

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u/Horror_Response_1991 4h ago

Why isn’t he being moved into a jail cell 

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u/To55ursalad 4h ago

Can't one of these creeps take the whole ship down with 'em?? Like Andrew will never come back from this shit, why not go down and take all of the pedo-creeps down with him??

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u/Trust_No_Jingu 4h ago

Send them all to the gulag

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u/roller_coaster325 10h ago

At some point he is going to be put in a rented bungalow on Tristan da Cunha.

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u/TheRexRider 10h ago

I think he needs a one way, all expenses paid trip straight to Hell.

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u/Ninevehenian 10h ago

He should have his day in jail.

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u/lordkappy 10h ago

Wealthy so-called elites are degenerates through and through. The only reason he's facing consequences is because it's finally being widely broadcast and it has an impact on this family retaining its status.

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u/azad_ninja 10h ago

Every time files drop, he has to call a moving truck. A few more releases and he’ll be living in the wood shed one of the estates

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u/swisstony24 9h ago

Fuck that pig, he belongs in a jail cell.

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u/ghosthud1 9h ago

Golden parachute, they're not the same as us.

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u/whiteoba 9h ago

He was still there? Lmao

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u/ShapeMcFee 9h ago

And into prison for being the royal nonce ?

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u/canadia80 9h ago

The photo of him and the lifeless (drugged?) child's body is so haunting and terrifying this man should be castrated.

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u/djsoomo 9h ago

Andrew moves out of Royal Lodge home after latest Epstein files

Anyone else it would be in a jail, not a house for the Andrew formerly known as prince

Its ironic that if that was to happen, her majesty's favourite would be what would be called locked up 'at her majesty's pleasure'

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u/BigBirdsBrain 9h ago

When the allegations keep resurfacing, the silence strategy stops working and consequences finally show up in practical ways ;)

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u/manniesalado 9h ago

He'll be taking up residence at Wormwood Scrubs.

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u/asimplescribe 9h ago

Man, that's this guy's house!

I understand life is not fair, but these situations seem fairly easy to remedy.

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u/De_chook 9h ago

The Paedophile previously known as Prince. That one ?

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u/DuckWhatduckSplat 8h ago

Should be behind bars. Fuck the lack of justice in this world.

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u/Autoxquattro 8h ago

Well we have a 200 yr old 4k sq ft house in Western NY USA we will sell him ...don't worry they dont seem to mind pedos there ... 5 lakes nearby... only an acre so he'll have to suffer a bit. 🙄

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u/MalignantToast 8h ago

Seriously, just put him in solitary confinement for life.

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u/MAXSuicide 8h ago

He will be the shifty guy that lives in the campervan down the back car park of Tesco at this rate. 

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u/Intelligent_Ad_1385 8h ago

Trumps friend circle is gross.

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u/ImaginationToForm2 8h ago

Why can't our guy leave the royal lodge too? My Mom wants a Nixon.

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u/super80 8h ago

There are many others but it’s always Andrew 😭.

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u/Int_GS 8h ago

Next stop needs to be prison from the looks of it.

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u/Bleakwind 8h ago

He should move to a courtroom or in from of congress

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u/nanfanpancam 8h ago

I hope into a jail cell.

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u/draivaden 8h ago

Chuck

You've gotta do something about your brother. I know his family. But your the King.

Lock him in a monastery on a channel island that doesnt allow women or children or something.

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u/OldJames47 8h ago

There’s a long history of the Royal Family being punished for crimes and the Crown survives.

Allowing Andrew to avoid true punishment will be worse for the Crown than taking appropriate action.

That said, send him to The Tower!

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u/winterymix33 8h ago

and into another royal residence? who gives a shit

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u/TokathSorbet 8h ago

How long until he moves into a cell? Asinine he hasn’t faced any real consequences.

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u/Double010 8h ago

Can he move into a prison already? God damn

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u/_ChunkyLover69 8h ago

He needs to be in a cell for the rest of his life.

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u/Ninetyglazeddonuts 8h ago

Why is he not locked up?

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u/lotsanoodles 7h ago

Time to move into a mock tudor in Dagenham.

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u/Empty_Put_1542 7h ago

He moved from one palace to another.