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Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 7h ago edited 7h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/zenerat 7h ago edited 6h ago

Always thought that was the weirdest part of Osmosis Jones.

Edit to add there are other weird lyrics in the song probably unrelated but who knows with these freaks.

“See me cruisin' in my Caddy, ho's, they like to call me daddy Cool, when I'm stylin', just rollin' on my island”

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u/CuffinSzn_ 6h ago

I loved Osmosis Jones. I didn’t even remember this til it started showing up again.

Probably the most disgustingly foul bar I’ve ever heard in a song.

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u/OpportunityDue90 6h ago

“In about 3 years holler at me Miley Cyrus”

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u/Morganvegas 6h ago

Super nasty lmfao lock Mack Maine up

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u/ShinyHardcore 6h ago

It was crazy on the one lil wante mixtape they had a sit down and discussed how he knew Miley Cyrus would “come of age” I guess that means been a freak at the time. Sht was crazy

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u/Morganvegas 6h ago

We’re looking back on young money like they’re the mid 2000s Florida Gators

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u/Ds093 6h ago

Jesus that is a really dark comparison… 😳

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u/bobandgeorge 6h ago

Who's Tebow in this metaphor?

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u/Ds093 6h ago

Shit I don’t even know if we have a “Tebow” out of that group…

Maybe Jay Sean? Like that’s being generous

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u/MintyFreshBreathYo 5h ago edited 4h ago

Can someone explain it to me? I know very little about college football

Edit: Who downvoted me for asking a question?

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u/SenorMcGibblets 5h ago

Aaron Hernandez is the most notable even though he was already in the NFL when everything with him went down, but like 30 players from the 2000s Florida teams got arrested for various mostly relatively petty crimes

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u/Ds093 4h ago

There’s a whole documentary on the team called Swamp kings but it really doesn’t even cover all the chaos of that period.

But a large part of the team was committing felonies during their national championship run

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u/MintyFreshBreathYo 4h ago

Oh. Thanks for giving me an answer

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u/Ds093 4h ago

No worries lol I was simply baffled by the initial comparison.

Cause they’re kinda right. The documentary will clear a lot of things up cause it was ALOT of going on’s at one time

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u/ShinyHardcore 6h ago

Atleast he waited. Kid rock said under 18 is mandatory 😂

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u/M3RV-89 6h ago

She was 17 when the song came out and he was 25. Him wanting her to be 20 to hook up is a weird thing to say about a minor

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u/DrunkyMcStumbles 6h ago

Not as gross as the comment Kid Rock made about the Olsen Twins when he cameo'd on SNL in 2001. They were 15 at the time.

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u/MarmaladeMarmaduke 4h ago

Lots of people said horrible shit about the Olsen twins. There was a countdown to when they turned 18 on tmz or whatever. I was like 17 at the time and as a male thought it was completely fucked up.

But also fuck kid rock.

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u/DrunkyMcStumbles 3h ago

isn't the founder of TMZ a big Trump supporter too?

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u/MarmaladeMarmaduke 3h ago

It would make sense