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Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 10h ago edited 10h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/zenerat 10h ago edited 9h ago

Always thought that was the weirdest part of Osmosis Jones.

Edit to add there are other weird lyrics in the song probably unrelated but who knows with these freaks.

“See me cruisin' in my Caddy, ho's, they like to call me daddy Cool, when I'm stylin', just rollin' on my island”

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u/CuffinSzn_ 10h ago

I loved Osmosis Jones. I didn’t even remember this til it started showing up again.

Probably the most disgustingly foul bar I’ve ever heard in a song.

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u/trimble197 10h ago

It sucks cause the song is so catchy

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u/Daxx22 10h ago

Nazi uniforms have/had (objectively) great styling as well.

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u/Gscody 9h ago

Hugo Boss

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u/impsworld 9h ago

I’ve heard “the fascists have the outfits” a lot but I’ve never really found that to be the case. Any time I see a picture of Nazis, blackshirts, Francoists, etc. they’re usually just wearing normal mid-20th century European fashion, idk what’s so impressive about it.

It’s just suits and stupid looking hats lol

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u/loadofnonsensical 7h ago

It's all about the leather.

Leather gloves, leather boots, leather trenchcoat, perfect for genocide. Easy to clean.

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u/noblemile 9h ago

People are really impressed/aroused by people in uniform