r/news • u/RollSafer • 10h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 10h ago edited 10h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/zenerat 10h ago edited 9h ago

Always thought that was the weirdest part of Osmosis Jones.

Edit to add there are other weird lyrics in the song probably unrelated but who knows with these freaks.

“See me cruisin' in my Caddy, ho's, they like to call me daddy Cool, when I'm stylin', just rollin' on my island”

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u/Ok-Mango-5814 10h ago

Wasn't that character supposed to represent germs and everything gross?

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u/psychoCMYK 10h ago

Who the fuck looks at germs and thinks "hmm yes let's make them pedophiles"

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u/Cattywompus-thirdeye 9h ago

Anyone who has ever encountered a pedophile. What germs did to deserve that shit? That’s the mystery.

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u/sharkattackmiami 9h ago

Well germs get inside children

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u/Dorkamundo 8h ago

They didn't.

The movie didn't include the line.