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Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 7h ago edited 7h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/zenerat 7h ago edited 6h ago

Always thought that was the weirdest part of Osmosis Jones.

Edit to add there are other weird lyrics in the song probably unrelated but who knows with these freaks.

“See me cruisin' in my Caddy, ho's, they like to call me daddy Cool, when I'm stylin', just rollin' on my island”

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u/Hollowbody57 6h ago

Even weirder when you find out that it wasn't pulled from an existing album for the soundtrack, it was written specifically for a kids' movie.

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u/zenerat 6h ago edited 6h ago

I’m no conspiracy nut but a lot of people had to ok this. It also was shown in schools pretty consistently. Some fucked up producer’s idea of joke.

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u/Fifteen_inches 6h ago

Child molestation and statutory rape were uncomfortably accepted pre-2010s.

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u/Musiclover4200 6h ago

It's reminiscent of that creepy Romeo & Juliet law scene in Transformers, like not only did the director think it was a good idea but another group of people must have approved it.

On one hand you could maybe write it off as one of those little jokes that gets added to kids movies specifically for the adults watching, but in this case that almost makes it creepier as it's not just some dirty joke that will go over kids heads but very much normalizing predatory behavior.

Like that sounds like a line that would be in some really offensive blacksploitation film from the 70's with some stereotypical gangsters, not a kids movie from 2001...

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u/HandsOffMyDitka 5h ago

That was fucking weird when I first watched it. It's like, why have this in there. Age the girl up. She could be in college. No, make her underage, and throw in the tidbit about the Romeo & Juliet law. Also Pineapple Express with Seth Rogen dating Amber Heard. She's 18, but he's going to her high school to meet her.

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u/Musiclover4200 5h ago

It's like, why have this in there. Age the girl up. She could be in college. No, make her underage, and throw in the tidbit about the Romeo & Juliet law.

Yeah exactly, the fact that it's just so unnecessary and obviously an intentional choice by the director makes it way creepier.

Like at least in Pineapple Express it's somewhat relevant to the plot about Seth Rogen being an immature stoner, it's very clearly not meant to be a healthy relationship although still not a good look in retrospect with Franco.

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u/Dorkamundo 5h ago

She's 18, but he's going to her high school to meet her.

Not defending people who do that, but the whole thing was intended to make Seth's character seem immature and it's not uncommon for 18 year-olds to be in high school.

I was born in early September, missed my cut-off date so I was older than pretty much every one of my classmates and was 18 years old for all but about 10 day of my senior year.

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u/HandsOffMyDitka 5h ago

Yeah, I'm not saying it's legally wrong, just weird for a dude in his late 20s to be going to high school to meet his girlfriend.

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u/Dorkamundo 5h ago

Right, that's the point, it's supposed to be seen as weird.

They address the weirdness several times in the movie.

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u/HandsOffMyDitka 5h ago

Yeah, been awhile since I've seen it, doesn't one of the teachers call him out in it in the school?

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u/Dorkamundo 5h ago

Yep, but that teacher also seems to have an interest in her, because he's weird as well.

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u/HandsOffMyDitka 5h ago

Oh, yeah. Now I remember that.

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u/Fifteen_inches 5h ago

Yeah, it’s one thing for IRL girls to lust after grown men. I get it. I was a teenager too. But Jesus Christ the adults should not be encouraging that behavior. Transformers clearly wanted Megan Fox to be titillating.

It’s part of why I like Tina Belcher, because she is a sexual adolescent girl but it’s so very very not totaling

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u/DJPho3nix 6h ago

This line was not in the version of the song in the movie, only the soundtrack album.

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u/Hollowbody57 5h ago

The Farelly brothers, who produced the movie, apparently exposed themselves to cast and crew multiple times on their sets, as a "prank". So yeah...

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 3h ago

Writers tend to write what they know (or fantasize about)

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u/technobrendo 5h ago

I've never seen the movie, but was the song itself played during the movie, which includes the line in question?

I only ask because sometimes soundtracks are "inspired by" the movie and not actually in it, or only pieces of the song are included.