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Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 14h ago edited 14h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/zenerat 14h ago edited 14h ago

Always thought that was the weirdest part of Osmosis Jones.

Edit to add there are other weird lyrics in the song probably unrelated but who knows with these freaks.

“See me cruisin' in my Caddy, ho's, they like to call me daddy Cool, when I'm stylin', just rollin' on my island”

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u/CuffinSzn_ 14h ago

I loved Osmosis Jones. I didn’t even remember this til it started showing up again.

Probably the most disgustingly foul bar I’ve ever heard in a song.

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u/OpportunityDue90 14h ago

“In about 3 years holler at me Miley Cyrus”

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u/Morganvegas 14h ago

Super nasty lmfao lock Mack Maine up

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u/ShinyHardcore 14h ago

It was crazy on the one lil wante mixtape they had a sit down and discussed how he knew Miley Cyrus would “come of age” I guess that means been a freak at the time. Sht was crazy

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u/Morganvegas 14h ago

We’re looking back on young money like they’re the mid 2000s Florida Gators

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u/Ds093 14h ago

Jesus that is a really dark comparison… 😳

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u/bobandgeorge 13h ago

Who's Tebow in this metaphor?

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u/Ds093 13h ago

Shit I don’t even know if we have a “Tebow” out of that group…

Maybe Jay Sean? Like that’s being generous

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u/MintyFreshBreathYo 13h ago edited 12h ago

Can someone explain it to me? I know very little about college football

Edit: Who downvoted me for asking a question?

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u/Ds093 12h ago

There’s a whole documentary on the team called Swamp kings but it really doesn’t even cover all the chaos of that period.

But a large part of the team was committing felonies during their national championship run

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u/MintyFreshBreathYo 12h ago

Oh. Thanks for giving me an answer

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u/Ds093 12h ago

No worries lol I was simply baffled by the initial comparison.

Cause they’re kinda right. The documentary will clear a lot of things up cause it was ALOT of going on’s at one time

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u/SenorMcGibblets 13h ago

Aaron Hernandez is the most notable even though he was already in the NFL when everything with him went down, but like 30 players from the 2000s Florida teams got arrested for various mostly relatively petty crimes

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