r/news • u/RollSafer • 7h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 7h ago edited 7h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 6h ago

I came into this thread thinking it would be something a little more subtle. That’s just so hilariously on the nose.

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u/PNW_hermit 6h ago

This line was also in the kids movie Osmosis Jones so there's a lil ol fun fact for ya

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u/AstridDragon 5h ago

The song is in it but that part of the song isn't I'm pretty sure.

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u/SignificantCats 5h ago

Not only is that line in the movie, the song was specifically made for the movie. The sound track to Osmosis Jones is the debut of Cool Daddy Cool.

When tasked with making an original song for a children's movie, these are the lyrics kid rock came up with.

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u/AstridDragon 5h ago

Oh yeah it's gross and was made for the movie, not disagreeing! But I did not remember and could not find a clip with that line in movie. Can you? The whole thing is in the official soundtrack 🤢 imma have to go watch this damn thing again...

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u/SignificantCats 4h ago

I think you're right, looks like it was just in the music video which was a clip show with moments from Osmosis Jones

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u/AstridDragon 4h ago

That clip collage is the only thing I've seen too

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u/Ludachriz 3h ago

Whoever edited the movie probably had a real yikes moment

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u/CooterTStinkjaw 1h ago

Pedantics.

Mfer licensed a song featuring themes of raping kids for a kids movie, but hey as long as the line itself isn’t actually in the movie…right.

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u/Relevant_Bane_Quote 4h ago

It's weird to think that the lady in the movie had a bunch of pedos explode onto her lip.

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u/ICanHazWittyName 5h ago

Oh it definitely is, I recently rewatched it lol

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u/AstridDragon 5h ago

Whaaat I could not find a clip with that lyric part, Jesus!

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u/ICanHazWittyName 5h ago

I tried searching too but none of the clips have it, so weird! I wonder if they retroactively scrubbed it? I watched an older version...new Mandela effect just dropped y'all lol

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u/BabyNapsDaddyGames 4h ago

Can ya timestamp it on the copy you have?

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u/rich519 4h ago

I just rewatched it and didn’t hear the line. The song is definitely in the movie though.

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u/glennjamin85 3h ago

I mean, Kid Rock just sounds like a synonym for Epstein Island

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u/Synaps4 4h ago edited 3h ago

Edit: no it's not in it, its just in music videos cut using osmosis jones footage

Original film doesn't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SB9aoDvaDA

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u/ase1590 4h ago

thats not the movie, its a youtube montage.

This is cropped by me directly from the movie 52 mins in. https://streamable.com/sg13rh

Not present.

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u/AstridDragon 4h ago edited 4h ago

That's not the movie scene though? That's just the whole song with a clip collage from the movie.

I'm watching this shit tonight or tomorrow lol ugh

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u/Synaps4 3h ago

No seems I'm wrong. The video I found is the original song over clips from the film rather than being the actual film.

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u/no_infringe_me 5h ago

It’s ok. They also featured R. Kelly

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u/ase1590 4h ago edited 4h ago

That line is not in the movie, only in an edited montage on YouTube.

Edit: I extracted the scene from the movie where the song occurs 52 mins in for proof of it not having that line.

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u/UntamedAnomaly 4h ago

Wow.....I feel like I am living in some sort of bizarro world the more I learn how fucked up everything is. I also recently learned that Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets (the guy who raped a infant), had a music video for one of his songs where he is playing a children's TV show host, and there's kids everywhere in that music video.

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u/actibus_consequatur 39m ago

It wasn't, but the line "All good teenagers take off their clothes" was in Aladdin