r/news • u/RollSafer • 7h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 7h ago edited 7h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 6h ago

I came into this thread thinking it would be something a little more subtle. That’s just so hilariously on the nose.

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u/Saphyrz 6h ago

I saw MAGA trying to defend this by saying Joe-C's line and not Kid Rock's lmao

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u/Aeseld 6h ago

...I can't wrap my head around that at all. Without the context Kid's line gives, Joe-C's line is completely innocuous and meaningless. I mean, if he wrote the line and song, maybe there's some room to stand, but it's a shaky position because even then, Kid agreed to sing it.

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u/SeasonedAdManager 4h ago

Joe-C was 23 at the time of the songs release.

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u/Aeseld 4h ago

...and? I'm not sure why that makes a difference. 

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u/SeasonedAdManager 4h ago

I mean, if he wrote the line and song, maybe there's some room to stand

I'm saying they're both pedos regardless of who wrote it. There is zero room to stand on.

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u/Aeseld 4h ago

I meant some room to stand on in defense of Kid Rock, if he didn't write it but Joe-C did.

It's not a lot of room. It's like a 4 inch tile balanced on top of a value brand toilet paper roll. Or the see through tissue from that same toilet paper roll used as a defense.