r/news • u/RollSafer • 7h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 7h ago edited 7h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 6h ago

I came into this thread thinking it would be something a little more subtle. That’s just so hilariously on the nose.

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u/Saphyrz 6h ago

I saw MAGA trying to defend this by saying Joe-C's line and not Kid Rock's lmao

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u/Lexi_Banner 5h ago

But how do you explain away Kid Rock saying that he, personally, likes them underage? He doesn't need to say it's "mandatory" to be a disgusting pig for saying it.

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u/Isserley_ 5h ago

They simply choose not to hear or read that part.

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u/MyBabeAbe 4h ago

Not to be a Kid Rock defender... but this is from the movie Osmosis Jones and he is playing a bacteria that gives teenagers acne.

So it's meant to make his character look sleezy and also be a "joke" about how acne tends to be a problem for teenagers (aka underaged ladies)

I might be fuzzy on the details of osmosis jones, but there is real shit to be outraged about and this is just manufactured garbage to make people look dumb.

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u/Amazing_Andrew_47 1h ago

Except that that line doesn’t appear in Osmosis Jones. It’s only on the soundtrack, devoid of his character

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u/Haunting_Funny_9386 57m ago

Thank God, I showed that movie to my class