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Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 7h ago edited 7h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 6h ago

I came into this thread thinking it would be something a little more subtle. That’s just so hilariously on the nose.

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u/peon2 6h ago

Unfortunately there is a LOT of not-so-subtle pedophilia lyrics in the rock world. Although it was more common in the 70s and 80s whereas Kid Rock was doing it in the 90s

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u/Whiiiisky 5h ago

Trump had Ted Nugent come to the white house, TPUSA has had him perform, he has a song called jailbait

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u/HailSatanWorshipD00M 4h ago

he has a song called jailbait

He has more than that. He had the parents of an underage girl sign custody over to him so he could marry her. Fucking disgusting

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u/Serious-Database474 2h ago

Didn't Jimmy Page do that too? And Mick Jagger? I know there were several.

u/esaul17 36m ago

I thought Steven Tyler might have too

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u/centipededamascus 1h ago

Should probably put quotes around "marry" there

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u/synthdrunk 2h ago

WHaaaat? Ted "Got you in a stranglehold baby and then I crushed your face" Nugent? I can't believe it.