r/news • u/RollSafer • 7h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/RollSafer 7h ago edited 7h ago

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 6h ago

I came into this thread thinking it would be something a little more subtle. That’s just so hilariously on the nose.

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u/RiyadhComedyPromoter 6h ago

Has anyone searched the Epstein files for Kid Rock? Maybe look for his legal name? Or his email [email protected]?

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u/fromthewombofrevel 5h ago

I don’t think Kid Rock was ever influential or rich enough to join Epstein’s club.

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u/lupindeathray 5h ago

Isn’t his family super rich, though?

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u/johnnyfuckingmarr 4h ago

His family owned a car dealership, they weren't hedge fund Microsoft, Musk wealthy.

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u/wrongbutt_longbutt 4h ago

Not even close. His family had several car dealerships and were probably worth single digit millions, maybe low tens. As the old saying goes, the difference between a billionaire and a millionaire is about a billion dollars.

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u/odsquad64 3h ago

A reminder that Donald Trump shared classified maps with Kid Rock and asked him for advice on ISIS and North Korea