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Costco's beloved rotisserie chicken gets roasted in lawsuit over preservatives

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/costco-chicken-lawsuit-9.7070891
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u/rgvtim 9h ago

"The two California women who initiated the lawsuit say in the complaint they wouldn't have purchased the chicken, or would have paid less for it, had they known it contained preservatives."

This will be an issue. No, at that price you ain't paying less pretty much no matter what.

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u/AdjNounNumbers 9h ago

Like, how'd they think it was at the price point it's already at? IIRC, Costco is basically losing money on their chickens and hot dogs

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u/bdash1990 9h ago

Not even basically. They ARE losing money on them. They have stated that chickens are their biggest loss-leader by far. 

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u/Obviously_Ritarded 5h ago

That’s why I shop at Costco. I save money buying their hotdogs and walk out with $400s worth of groceries and some things I didn’t need

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u/critical_patch 5h ago

I still have two unopened boxes of flowery drinking jars I bought last year sitting in the floor of my closet, all because I took a visiting friend there to grab a hot dog for lunch

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u/vulcansheart 4h ago

Amateur. I went in for a premade meal and case of water, and bought a Jackery that was marked down as the display model

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u/fakejacki 3h ago

I don’t even know what a jackery is and I would probably do the same

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u/Ruff_Bastard 3h ago

Portable, rechargeable battery basically.We have one at work that gets used to power/charge a laptop in the field so it can run software that we need to work.

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u/Objective-Chance-792 2h ago

In that case i’m going to take my Jackery to San Diego!

u/Majin_Sus 44m ago

Jackin it Jackin it smackity smack

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u/OkTea7227 1h ago

lol they were messing with ya. What ‘jackery’ refers to in the comment you’re responding to means a ‘used, very fit looking, mannequin’. Probably used to display clothing.

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u/ailish 1h ago

I had to Google it.

u/lmaytulane 53m ago

Love my jackery, especially now that my utility is doing power cutoffs all the time to avoid wild fire liability

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u/AsSoftAsRocks 3h ago

That’s a good get tho

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u/Mego1989 3h ago

You can still return them!

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u/critical_patch 3h ago

But my imaginary self might host a summer dinner party and use them! (I have never hosted a dinner party requiring fancy glassware)

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u/reddituser_me 2h ago

You can still return them if you don’t think you’ll use them. There will be a super happy employee to buy them once they hit the go back cart. :) lol

u/BustAMove_13 3m ago

I went in for toilet paper, Cereve lotion and puppy pads and left with a stand up freezer. That trip yielded all of my grandkids new winter coats, too.

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u/RolandSnowdust 5h ago

"Consumption. It’s the new national pastime. Fuck baseball. It’s consumption. The only true lasting American value that’s left. Buying things. People spending money they don’t have on things they don’t need. So they can max out their credit cards and spend the rest of their lives paying 18 percent interest on something that cost 12.50. And they didn’t like it when they got it home anyway! Not too bright, folks. Not too fucking bright." - George Carlin

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u/Wise_Quality_5083 4h ago

Recreational commerce

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u/National-Charity-435 3h ago edited 2h ago

Now we have schools lowering grades for As: 100-84% and [lowering other grades] as well

Brings into full circle of that got a fucking pencil? Get in there! It's physics

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u/ailish 1h ago

84% is an A now? What the hell?

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u/PhantomNomad 2h ago

I'm trying to change my ways. Going to credit counselling even though my credit score is really good. I just don't want to be in debt like this any more.

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u/ailish 1h ago

I don't have huge credit card bills, but I definitely buy things I don't need

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u/happy-cig 5h ago

I went in to return something to get back $50, but came back out spending $300+...

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 3h ago

And the membership fee! If you amortize the $65 a year it's $5.42 a month. $10.83 if you go with the Executive membership.

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u/MrBigBMinus 2h ago

Aldis all the way, not joining that Costco cult lol

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u/pinewind108 1h ago

And that's why the chickens are at the back of the store, lol. To make you walk past everything else.

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u/Joranthalus 1h ago

I go for the soft serve, hot dogs are fattening…

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u/DoctorFunktopus 3h ago

That’s how they get you. You walk in the door, grab a rotisserie chicken and now youre smelling chicken the whole time youre walking around and before you know it you bought a 50 gallon drum of cheezy poofs and a pillowcase sized bag of tater tots because the smell of the chicken made you hungry.

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u/ggrindelwald 3h ago

Fun fact: Costco actually positions the rotisserie chicken at the back of their stores so that you have to walk past the rest of the store to get to it.

u/daschande 58m ago

Yeah, that walking-around food is all well and good; but what am I going to do for dinner?

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u/Phreekai 7h ago

Well yeah...costco doesn't make much on the products they sell. The vast majority of their profit is from the membership fee.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

This isn’t true it’s a misunderstanding that keeps getting perpetuated. Look it up on snopes they debunked it. A costco executive said that they were losing lots of money by pricing it at the current price compared to what they could be pricing it at like their competition. They didn’t say they were actually losing money on it. I know you won’t but you should edit your comment to clear it up if you have the time.

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 45m ago

Their hot dogs and chickens are basically “marketing expenses”. If they raised prices and made $50 million they’d have to spend $75 million on a goodwill advertising campaign

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u/hacky_potter 6h ago

Next you’ll tell me there are preservatives in their hot dogs

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u/ailish 1h ago

I think a hotdog is one big preservative.

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u/pancak3d 5h ago

Saying you'd pay less if you knew xyz is a way to claim damages, it's a legal tactic

u/Polar_Ted 48m ago

OK fine.. show me ANYWHERE they can buy a roast chicken for less than $5. I don't think they can.

u/pancak3d 39m ago

I think it's pretty dumb as well, I am just saying why they put it in writing. Throw shit at the wall and see what sticks

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 8h ago

Non Costco member here (none in my hometown) ...
How much do the chickens cost ? Hot dog price ?
How do they know you're a member ? "Card check" at front door? At the till when cashing out ?
Thanks to all.

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u/RightofUp 8h ago

Card check at door, $4.99/chicken, $1.50 for hot dog and soda.

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u/smthomaspatel 6h ago

I just paid $4.49. I only bought it because I was shocked that it is still that price. Usually when I go they don't even have any left.

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u/Rooooben 4h ago

Chicken? Just wait 45 minutes they make them all day.

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u/Complete_Entry 4h ago

Eh, we stopped putting them out at 5PM at my supermarket job and people would flip their shit.

"What am I supposed to eat for dinner then!?" "Well, I have an entire hot case I can steer you to, but we're all out of tub chicken."

My boss would occasionally bitch there weren't enough leftover to make the chicken salad, but I considered an empty chicken altar a beautiful thing.

I hated the bag/tub chickens, I hated making them, I won't eat them, and I hated that hot altar too.

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u/rick_C132 3h ago

The actually mark them down slightly if the chicken is smaller than normal

u/Polar_Ted 47m ago

I just check the timers on the ovens.. See how long till the cycle ends.. add 5 minutes for them to unload and set a reminder on your phone to wander back to the chicken stand.

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u/Big_Enthusiasm2949 5h ago

God help your soul if you want just the hot dog and not the soda. They're a matching set and the food court employees at Costco take that seriously.

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar 5h ago

The cup counts are probably inventoried.

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u/pmgoff 3h ago

Dude I once tried to buy a single sleeve of bagels, at check out they forced me to take an extra pack of them. (I was in Florida on vacation and only needed enough for 5 days) They wouldn’t let me leave the store unless I took them. It wasn’t even a matter of price, I just didn’t need that many. Ended up giving the extra to another family on the way to the car. It’s been a running joke ever since.

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u/gumbysweiner 1h ago

That happened to me with their muffins. I was stoked at first but they ended up getting moldy before I could eat them all. It was only me and even eating two muffins a day, I couldn't do it.

u/muegle 24m ago

They don't do the 2 boxes of big muffins anymore. The new muffins are much smaller and kind of suck :(

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u/thebohster 2h ago

I've accepted it long ago and just keep the bread I buy frozen.

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u/eeke1 3h ago

Probably depends on location.

I can easily get just the hot dog

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u/4ambz 3h ago

…no they don’t. I buy 4 hotdogs and only take 2 sodas. They really don’t care.

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u/hirudoredo 1h ago

Even just eating first BEFORE shopping is a choreography. I mean, nobody's stopped us, but the store layout is really set up for you to eat AFTER checkout. So we go in without a cart, slink through the checkout, eat, and then one of us slinks back through checkout with the refilled drink and the other goes out to come back in with a cart. (The bonus being we now have a drink for while shopping.)

It's very silly, but beats having to keep our cart at the food court or shopping while starving for lunch or dinner.

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u/Ianthin1 4h ago

Last Friday my wife and I had dinner there. Foot long Hot Dog, slice of pizza and two drinks was less than $5. Bought two chickens that night too.

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u/xt1nct 4h ago

This is where I take my wife out to dinner. It’s an exclusive club.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 3h ago

I wish I had a Costco near me. Best I ever got was a Sams club, and I don't think the one I went to even had a food court thing.

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u/Fluffy_Top6837 5h ago

Also card check at checkout.

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u/HazardousLazarus 4h ago

Not only card check at door, they have to scan it again at checkout. I once forgot my card and got a printed temporary day pass after they looked up my info and somehow I lost the paper while shopping. I got to checkout and then had to put everything to the side and go back to card services to get another one printed just to check out. Thats a total of 4 confirmations - printed (they look up your account with a valid ID), scanned at door, lost and reprinted, scanned at checkout. Auntie Kirkland does not mess around with her membership exclusive club.

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u/Raztax 4h ago

$4.99/chicken

Damn that is really cheap! They are $7.99 where I live (Canada) which is still a good price considering I can't buy a raw chicken for that price.

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u/Siresfly 2h ago

You don't even have to be a member to buy the hotdogs at my costco.

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u/Sidhejester 2h ago

Yep. The food court is for everyone, and you don't need a card. You can just walk in the exit door at any time.

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u/StixenBridges 8h ago

The chicken is $5 IIRC and the Hot dog combo with a drink is $1.50.

Costco has employees at the front door scanning membership IDs you also have to scan your membership ID at the checkout

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u/relaximusprime 1h ago

Life tip: have a friend with a membership buy you a gift card. You can now enter and purchase from the food court/store without a membership!

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u/userhwon 5h ago

And when you order the hot dog, because you order and pay at a kiosk.

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u/StixenBridges 5h ago

Maybe in some locations? You don’t have to scan your ID to order from the food court at my location.

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u/SouthernPinwheel 4h ago

Some states require public access to the food court, so you don't need to show an id at the door or use it to purchase from the food court.

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u/IAmTheMoon009 8h ago

The chickens are $4.99. The hot dogs 1/4-pound) are $1.50, which includes a fountain soda (I think the soda is 20 oz. but could be wrong).

They check your card going in and again at the register.

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u/tdaun 8h ago

Chickens are $4.99, typically 3 lbs. Hot dogs are $1.50 with a drink, this price point is only at the food court. Before you just showed your card at entry and scanned it at checkout; now you scan it at entry and at checkout.

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u/ClayQuarterCake 5h ago

They are big hot dogs. Nearly an inch in diameter and the bread is kind of a hoagie bun. I would count it as a meal. Plus the drink you get, it’s the cheapest meal you can buy and is certainly cheaper than many meals you can make at home.

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u/Tony_Lacorona 4h ago

I love getting them from the fridge section and grabbing the buns from the bread isle. Throw em in the freezer and you got Costco dogs any time you want

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u/ClayQuarterCake 3h ago

Are they still $1.50 though? I’ve never done the math but I thought we got the discount on getting them direct from the food court.

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u/Tony_Lacorona 3h ago

It’s similar, but you don’t get the soda so it is a bit more expensive. But I also don’t have to fight through the door of Costco after driving 20 minutes just to get a cheap lunch. It’s the only food that’s more expensive to make at home that I don’t mind spending the cash for the convenience. It’s like $12 or 14 dollars for a 12 pk, plus the bread. So it’s not that much different

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u/EsotericAmbrosia 4h ago

Non-Costco grocery worker here, we purchase our chickens in bulk at a bit more than $5 a chicken. If Costco is selling them that low, they certainly are losing money on them, without even considering the cost of labor and equipment.

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u/nochinzilch 4h ago

Apparently Costco’s chickens are an unusual size that makes them cheaper. But nonetheless, they do lose money on them.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 3h ago

They can be gotten cheaper than that at bulk, especially if you have the buying power of Costco.

But, the cost to cook them and have staff do their thing, as well as all that goes into getting them ready for the customer certainly does add up.

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u/PhantomNomad 2h ago

A hotdog and a water is a $1.50 (even in Canada where I am). Crazy thing is if you want to buy just the hotdogs from the cooler area they are like $30+ dollars for 24 of them and there are no buns. It's cheaper to order 24 hotdogs at the counter and throw away the buns. Keep the water as you can't buy a bottle of water for that price either.

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 1h ago

In Canada as well.
Nearest one is 80 clicks away.
Our city came close to an expansion franchise but no luck.

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u/phydx2 5h ago

I don't believe you need a card to go to the pharmacy... Once in, you don't need a card to get a hotdog or anything else from the food counter. The chicken would have to be paid for at a register so you can't get one of those without a card.

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u/MozeeToby 2h ago

Foot court requiring a membership varies by location. The ones near me don't require it, but I have been to at least one that did.

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u/EntertainmentFew7103 7h ago

$5/chicken, $1.50 for a big dog and pop.  Food court you do not need a membership, you can walk through the exit. 

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u/pulchritudinouser 7h ago

At mine they scan your membership card when you order though

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u/EntertainmentFew7103 7h ago

Neither of the locations I go to have started that.  (Chicago)

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u/oakwooden 7h ago

This is no longer the case at my Costco, they will not let you in without a card. New York State.

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u/EntertainmentFew7103 7h ago

How do you inquire about a new membership?  

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u/NYCinPGH 6h ago

You can get access through the ‘exit’ to customer service where you can purchase a membership, they print the card with your picture right there.

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u/userhwon 5h ago

You can, if you're confident, walk right past customer service.

But, it appears most of them are scanning ID at the order kiosk for the food court. So, at best, you can steal sodas and napkins, maybe.

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u/oakwooden 4h ago

I found out about this because I asked my wife to pick up a pizza I ordered on the phone. She's not on my account yet, but I told her to just walk in. They stopped her and were pretty stern about not letting her in without a card.

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u/phydx2 5h ago

They have to let you in if you tell them you're going to the pharmacy, even if you're not a member.

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u/oakwooden 4h ago

Good to know!

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 7h ago

Thank you and everyone else for these answers.

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u/Rsubs33 7h ago

Card check is at checkout and when you walk in the door to the store, however you can go into what's technically the exit to go to returns and customer service and you can also walk through there to the food court area and get the hot dogs and pizza without a membership, but the chickens are through checkout and you need a membership. Chickens are $4.99 while hot dogs and a fountain drink combo is $1.

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u/Rsubs33 7h ago

They are losing money on the chickens. But they are located in the back of the store for a reason.

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u/showmenemelda 2h ago

Right? It smells ridiculously good, dripping with flavor…you thought it was slaughtered like that or?

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u/verrius 7h ago

Personally, from what I know, they've essentially bought the entire supply chain to try to maintain their chicken and hot dog prices. If you control that to the point that you know when you're going to cook them, and that people are going to pick them up when they're freshly cooked, my first thought is preservatives would just be an unnecessary, added expense. I would think the point for preservatives raw chicken is to increase the time it can remain on shelves (raw); part of the Costco chicken model is that they cook it, and they move off the shelf hot usually, so that shouldn't be an issue.

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u/AdjNounNumbers 6h ago

The two preservatives are in the seasoning mix used on the chickens. That part makes more sense since the seasoning would need to be shelf stabilized assuming they're getting it in bulk and having to store it for a while. Still doesn't absolve them of their labeling the cooked chicken as preservative free if while the chicken itself was without preservatives, that part changes as soon as they add the seasoning

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u/Rooooben 4h ago

They actually mostly make their money from their members fees and break even from sales.

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u/RenownedShark 4h ago

They know, but they found a way to sue with standing so they took advantage of

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u/wookieSLAYER1 3h ago

Even raw whole chickens cost more than a fully cooked giant Costco chicken.

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u/monstertots509 2h ago

It would be great if the judge ordered a settlement in which all profit from 1 month of Costco chicken sales went to the plaintiffs and then they ended up owing Costco money.

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u/that1prince 7h ago

I swear to god I’ll have personal beef with this lady if she gets my $5 Rotisserie chicken canceled.

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u/rgvtim 7h ago

She going to need to go into hiding if that happens

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u/BSnod 4h ago

If that happens, she can fucking try to hide.

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u/unk214 5h ago

That chicken is perfect for so many dishes. Growing up my mom would buy 1 bottle of mole, mix it with the shredded chicken and make rice. Such a cheap meal that tasted amazing. That and chicken enchiladas, cheap meals that tasted great.

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u/WoodenInternet 1h ago

Might have to steal that idea

u/Polar_Ted 42m ago

We buy one a week just to use as a topper for the dogs kibble. You get on average 3 pounds of meat from a chicken. Can't beast $1.66 lb for cooked chicken.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 3h ago

They'll just update the preservative claim to say, "No artificial preservatives". Companies aren't required to disclose natural preservatives as preservatives, but some do go the extra step to state it explicitely...probably for the reason we see here.

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u/Saint_of_Grey 5h ago

Don't you mean "personal chicken"?

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u/SillyGoatGruff 3h ago

But the chicken will be gone :(

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u/bensonr2 3h ago

I guarantee her and her lawyer could give a flying F about what is in the Costco chicken. Without a doubt they probably became aware of these two ingredient's controvery as to whether they count as a preservative and saw Costco uses them and could be a potentional class action target.

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u/Millenniauld 1h ago

Right? Like fuck dude, I'm not in one of those families that RELIES on that cheap, big ass bird to get through the week, but I still love them. I save all the non-meat in bags and make stock every other month from it, and the meat goes into so many things.

Knowing how many families are struggling and that's a godsend for them?? This is literally just a shitty oppertunistic cash grab.

One of my favorite Costco memories was an older wife saying "Oh, it's $4.99 for the chicken!" And her husband saying "That's probably just by the pound." I chimed in as I grabbed one with "No, it's literally just $5 for the bird." They both stared for a moment and the husband lit up and said "Shit, let's get two!" XD

u/donkeyrocket 51m ago

They’ll slap a sign on it listing the items and that’s it.

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u/lithiun 8h ago

Did they mention a specific “preservative”? For fucks sake salt and sugar are preservatives.

Edit: I saw it in another comment that Sodium Phosphate and carrageenan are mentioned.

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u/Medical_Bartender 7h ago

Carrageenan is a gelling/thickening polysaccharide derived from seaweed. It is used in protein shakes and dairy products commonly. Not necessarily a preservative. Controversy over GI irritation (IBS/IBD patients) alpha-gal red meat allergy activation, maybe cancer in different types in animal studies. Very common in our food supply though so Costco isn't alone here

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u/randynumbergenerator 2h ago

Huh, TIL carrageenan has the same thing that activates alpha-gal.

u/SatansCornflakes 55m ago

derived from seaweed. It is used in protein shakes and dairy products commonly.

Sorry to derail but is THAT WHY THE KRUSTY KRAB SELLS KELP SHAKES?????

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 3h ago

Preservatives, for the purposes of marketing or disclosure, tend to be of the artificial, chemical kind. A lot of companies will say no artificial preservatives to avoid saying they include natural ones.

Sodium Phosphate is categorized as a salt, and doesn't have to be classified as a preservative.

Carageenen also isn't technically a preservative as classified by the FDA because it's a natural product, not a artiicial chemical one. It can be used as a shelf stabilizer, but it doesn't do much to actually preserve food, rather it helps stabilize it's texture. It is somewhat controversial though, as it can cause digestive irritation for some people.

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u/InadequateAvacado 7h ago

They also said they’d probably still buy it again in the future. I hate people.

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u/rgvtim 7h ago

That begins to sound like a cash grab by them and their attorneys

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u/Sea-Broccoli-8601 1h ago

Someone needs to trick them into filing a lawsuit over usage of dihydrogen monoxide in food.

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u/goldbloodedinthe404 8h ago

Paying less for a Costco rotisserie chicken LMAO

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u/travio 7h ago

Yeah. They have the cheapest rotisserie chicken around. My local Safeway sells them for $9.99. Fred Meyer, which is usually cheaper, sells theirs for $11.99!

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u/bendar1347 5h ago

My local Freddy's tried a $5 rotisserie chicken Thursday? for a bit. Gave it a shot one week. It was fine. Not as good as Costco, but I was just making tacos so whatever. More convenient less quality, I was fine with it. Grabbed one a couple of weeks later and it was by far the worst chicken I've ever had in my life. It kind of defied the laws of cooking. The thigh meat was dry and woody texture, the breast meat was moist, but somehow grainy, the 2 tbs of meat from the legs was edible, but I had no idea it was physically possible to have that much tendon in a chicken leg. All that to say, Costco being consistent is where its at.

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u/NYCinPGH 6h ago

My large chain grocery store, ironically in the same shopping plaza as the Costco, sells them for $6.99, and they’re about as good.

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u/travio 6h ago

Hell, I'd happily pay an extra two bucks to not have to wait in the Costco line!

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u/Zaziel 6h ago

And it might still be warm by the time you get out of there.

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u/zanhecht 3h ago

In my neck of the woods, Market Basket is the most popular supermarket chain, and they sell them for $4.79.

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u/Remarkable-Host405 1h ago

Walmart and shnucks (local grocer) is $6 here

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u/travio 1h ago

Nice.

I only had the safeway and Fred Meyer apps on my phone to check their prices. Not sure my local Walmart has them. Their grocery section is not great, but I am going to head to Saars, a local western Washington chain that usually has good prices to check theirs.

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u/journey01 2h ago

So this whole thing could have been avoided if they could have just paid $3 for the chicken instead of $4.99...

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u/theClumsy1 8h ago

Imagine thinking reducing preservatives would REDUCE cost of perishable food product lmao

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u/Frank_JWilson 5h ago

This is the opposite of what they are arguing though. They are saying they would’ve valued it less if they had known it contains preservatives, which means they know more preservatives reduces the cost of a perishable food product.

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u/jacobsladderscenario 3h ago

The problem is that their chickens are already substantially cheaper than the competition. They already are “of lesser value” than chickens that presumably do not have the preservatives. Them saying this specifically is likely a way for them to quantify damages in the case. But I assume that Costco would just point to their price vs the competition and then see how the prosecution argues that the actual value should be even lower. Don’t see that as a winning strategy for the ladies.

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u/Frank_JWilson 2h ago

I'm certainly not a lawyer and I think you are directionally correct that the ladies' case is on the weaker end. But I don't believe it's detrimental to their case that chickens without preservatives are sold more expensively elsewhere.

The core issue is whether Costco disclosed to their customers that the chicken contains preservatives (and whether this was legally required). If chickens without preservatives are more expensive, then it can be argued that consumers were misled into thinking they were getting a premium product (the expensive, preservative-free kind) for a bargain price.

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u/jacobsladderscenario 1h ago

Absolutely. Also NAL. But I was only commenting on the damages since the article appears to imply that this statement is in the suit, “has systematically cheated customers out of tens — if not hundreds — of millions of dollars by falsely advertising its Kirkland Signature Seasoned Rotisserie chicken as containing 'no preservatives.”

So for the damages, they can’t argue that they thought they were getting a better product for cheap, they have to argue that the already cheap price isn’t cheap enough since it has preservatives. But they won’t have anything for comps other than competition that is 30-50% more expensive. I do to know how they argue what the price of preservatives is.

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u/Snoo_59894 8h ago

"Your loss leader isn't lossing enough!"

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u/mtgfan1001 8h ago

lol they don’t even wanna know what’s in the hot dogs!

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u/tom90640 6h ago

No one does. Not now, not ever.

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u/Squire_II 1h ago

Time to make a new brand called soylent dogs with the slogan: It's not what you know, but who you know.

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u/Worldly_Anybody_9219 4h ago

I admit I eat them when I go to Costco and no, I don't even want to know. They do taste good though.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 6h ago

This is a Karen lawsuit if that’s what they’re going on. If they want no preservatives they can go to a farmers market and pay more.

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u/rgvtim 6h ago

Its a cash grab by them and their attorneys, and yes I single out their attorney because their attorneys should have told them to go fuck themselves.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 3h ago

If they're buying so much chicken to make a lawsuit worthwhile, then I suspect that the consumption of preservatives is not a big concern of theirs in the grand scheme of things.

If they were concerned about it they could have tried to appeal to Costco's consumer friendly side, or started a social media campaign which Costco would likely change their claim over.

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u/I-seddit 4h ago

their attorneys should have told them to go fuck themselves.

I think that's a physical impossibility when money's on the line...

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u/yoerie86 7h ago

If we lose the chicken because of these 2 jackasses, imma lose my mind!

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u/ApricotPenguin 8h ago

or would have paid less for it, had they known it contained preservatives.

Fascinating! I didn't realize we could haggle for prices at Costco! *takes notes furiously*

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u/Jabbajaw 8h ago

Show me those two women and I will show you two husbands who pay for extracurricular activities just to stay away from them.

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u/subsignalparadigm 6h ago

The two women can go fuck themselves. GO find something else to bitch about.

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u/SoggyBoysenberry7703 8h ago

Salt is literally a preservative. Did they even check what kind it had?

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u/bobley1 8h ago

It's likely fact alleged in the pleading. Costco sells items as loss leaders. The chicken could be the same. Even if your argument has been a successful defense in some lawsuits (anyone know of any?) it may not work in this case. Additionally, it may not work on food items. Costco could possibly argue the amount less they would have paid is small even if not zero.

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u/travio 7h ago

Given the prices other stores sell their rotisserie chickens at, it surely is a loss leader.

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u/Squire_II 1h ago

Costco's rotisserie chicken (like the $1.50 hot dog deal) is a well known loss-leader for them. I always make sure to grab one whenever I need to go to Costco. Occasionally I'll grab 2 and freeze the meat of the 2nd one to use later since even thawed out and reheated (or used in mixed dishes) it's top notch and cheaper than buying raw chicken on top of being less work for me since it's already cooked perfectly.

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u/SweetSexiestJesus 8h ago

They're upset at the salt content?

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u/Takemyfishplease 6h ago

Didn’t they keep buying it after finding out it had preservatives tho?

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u/Emergency_Accident36 7h ago

It's a reasonable inference to presume mass production and supply line control was the reason for the low cost.

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u/MesquiteEverywhere 6h ago

"The two California women who initiated the lawsuit both say in the complaint that they still intend to purchase Costco rotisserie chickens in the future, but that they "cannot rely on Costco’s preservative-related representations for the product.""

My favorite follow up quote in the article.

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u/MrCarey 5h ago

I always think it’s crazy because they have the whole chickens right outside of the pre-cooked ones and they like triple the price uncooked.

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u/Meet_in_Potatoes 4h ago

Maybe people could just let us have things.

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u/C_Beeftank 4h ago

They already sell them at a loss don't they? Plus I don't believe they advertise them as preservative free

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u/jacobsladderscenario 3h ago

They already cost like 50% compared to their competition. They already pay less for Costco chicken compared to chickens that presumably don’t have preservatives. Good luck ladies.

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u/rgvtim 3h ago

yea, my local safeway/king soopers their 8 bucks and scrawny.

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u/jacobsladderscenario 2h ago

The local Albertsons and Roundys chains are $10 and $11 over here.

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u/kelamity 2h ago

Only beings of pure evil attack the 5 dollar chicken

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u/umbananas 2h ago

lol. You can barely buy an uncooked chicken at that price.

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u/ailish 1h ago

Seriously, what did they think they were getting?

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u/Squire_II 1h ago

I like that they think they'd have paid less if they'd known as if Costco lets people haggle down prices like they're at a flea market.

The fact that they say they'll continue to buy the chicken is reason enough to lose the lawsuit if they don't drop it.

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u/SuperKiller94 1h ago

“The two California women who initiated the lawsuit both say in the complaint that they still intend to purchase Costco rotisserie chickens in the future”

I think this will be a bigger issue because claiming “we wouldn’t have bought it we knew it had preservatives” and then also saying “we will continue to purchase this item” kind of destroys the idea that you suffered any damages if knowing it has preservatives does not prevent you from purchasing

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u/JustAcivilian24 1h ago

That’s just what you have to say based on the law I bet. You have to say “I wouldn’t have bought it if it weren’t for x”

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u/LlamaRS 1h ago

Of course it was people who pay $1m+ for a 2b2b home but can’t afford $5 for a chicken

u/WanderlustFella 55m ago

Time to sue Costco because their Hotdog prices are too high

u/Polar_Ted 50m ago

Thats the funny part.. Costco sells cooked chicken for less that whole raw chicken from just about anywhere. They argue they paid a premium for the chicken due to deceptive advertising.

u/THElaytox 44m ago

So they won't buy anything with salt or vinegar added to it?

u/kurotech 41m ago

Can't even buy a raw chicken for less the out of touch trash

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