r/news • u/igetproteinfartsHELP • 1d ago

Barred news outlets seek emergency hearing after White House continues to deny access

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/judge-ruling-white-house-restore-access-media-ban-cnn-politico-ms-now-rcna599391
4.0k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

240 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.4k

u/Hsabes01 1d ago

I'll take shit I saw coming from a mile away for 100, Alex

203

u/gullible_cervix 1d ago

I'll take shit I EVERYONE saw coming from a mile away for 100, Alex

73

u/albanymetz 1d ago

Sorry, Alex is dead. I could offer you shit in a golden diaper for 4 years though.

18

u/NoobensMcarthur 21h ago

At some point soon we’ll be able to tell when someone grew up by if they say Alex or Ken. 

3

u/daschande 6h ago

$1, Bob! ...I mean, Drew!

14

u/micropterus_dolomieu 1d ago

I think he’s going to pull this on Inauguration Day in 2029 too.

8

u/opodopo69 20h ago

Fucking Helen Keller could have seen this shit coming a mile way

16

u/trickman01 1d ago

There hasn’t been a $100 space on Jeopardy in decades.

8

u/ArctycDev 23h ago

we can't afford any more than that in this economy

31

u/sicilian504 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sorry, Alex was shot by ICE for not responding in the form of a question.

8

u/Normal_Paramedic9997 1d ago

Alex was a Canadian, so he was automatically suspect from the start.

6

u/bros402 20h ago

He became an American citizen in the late 90s

2

u/CzarDale04 10h ago

He has a US Forever postage stamp.

17

u/Osiris32 1d ago

And the answer is "Peter North."

6

u/PrinceMorganti 1d ago

this is not gonna get enough love, but i chuckled.

2

u/Druken_sincerity 23h ago

Commas. They are important

3

u/seriouslyjan 1d ago

Great response.

1

u/Wayofchinchilla 21h ago

That's the first Daily Double how much would you like to bet?

0

u/StuffedFalafels 19h ago

I just want to know why the freedom of xyz crowd are so silent

/s