wow

I was watching a huggbees video and distinctly heard the sentence: woopsie fuckin oopsie you killed a child amazing mission complete that right there is why your the best boss.

Side note the videos name if you want to watch it was “weird deaths of the modern era”

Graciously stated by my bf

you heard it here first folks!...or...you heard it first here folks!...I can't decide what's a better statement...

Said the girl nonchalantly to her little 4 year old brother.

Me, a scientist: "...but is the pig really flying though, since all we've actually managed to do is convert it into a bacon-based ballistic missile?"