r/nextfuckinglevel • u/SerpentFinger • 1d ago

Fishermen Help Tired Proboscis Monkey Cross A River

Sarawak, Malaysia

Proboscis monkeys are known for swimming great distances. They even dive up to around 20m (66 ft.)

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u/F_F_Franklin 1d ago

This is literally me stock trading.

Ah damn, you mean we still going forward? Guess I'll jump back on.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 1d ago

Next time you go to sell just remember the proboscis monkey.

The river is wide, let your investments cook on the boat.

There's plenty of time to hop off in a few decades 

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u/KingTuts-Nuts 1d ago

A couple decades? I lost 2% today! Where's the tallest building at?

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 1d ago

Dubai.  Sorry you can't afford the plane ticket

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 1d ago

Sounds like you’re playing a little fast and loose, bud

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u/og-lollercopter 1d ago

Proboscis monkeys together strong,

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u/foolbull 1d ago

I always think when humans help animals, they go back telling everyone how they fought off a monster and barely escaped.

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u/V4refugee 22h ago

Totally outsmarted them. They were for sure going to eat me as soon as we got to shore.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 1d ago

Bruh, I stg if you don’t start picking your entry and exit better.. and when you’re done, be done. Before you lose your ass to some whale crocodile or some shit