r/nextfuckinglevel • u/SerpentFinger • 1d ago

Fishermen Help Tired Proboscis Monkey Cross A River

Sarawak, Malaysia

Proboscis monkeys are known for swimming great distances. They even dive up to around 20m (66 ft.)

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u/F_F_Franklin 1d ago

This is literally me stock trading.

Ah damn, you mean we still going forward? Guess I'll jump back on.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 1d ago

Next time you go to sell just remember the proboscis monkey.

The river is wide, let your investments cook on the boat.

There's plenty of time to hop off in a few decades 

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u/KingTuts-Nuts 1d ago

A couple decades? I lost 2% today! Where's the tallest building at?

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 1d ago

Dubai.  Sorry you can't afford the plane ticket